PSYCHEDELICS = DFF
Added 2019-09-21 01:46:04 +0000 UTC
BEST/WORST EPISODE EVAR! PAUL DRUNK! SCOTTY DEAD! TJ FARTING THE ALPHABET! NOTHING CAN PREPARE YOU!
This is the rough cut on YouTube. There's some issues, but it's better than the broken Vimeo version. https://youtu.be/p2h85x8bcb0
che che kut
Apocalyps Diamond Sparks
2020-05-30 05:45:13 +0000 UTC
The intro pisses me off
Adam Schneider
2020-01-31 17:53:33 +0000 UTC
For some reason, Paul looks like Vinnie Paul Abbot. Dude I think its the bandanna. If yall didnt know. Vinnie paul was the drummer for Pantera. Best damn metal band outta texas. Probably wont be another metal band like that come outta texas ever again. Anyway paul, look at a photo of vinnie paul abbot.
Skrizz ThaDizz
2019-12-15 15:58:53 +0000 UTC
the highlight for me was tj impersonating the ayahuasca shaman.
killspree
2019-11-14 13:39:32 +0000 UTC
mellow intro
Idle
2019-10-17 15:50:02 +0000 UTC
This was such great content. Had more laugh out loud moments than I can count. Honest to god one of my favorite epidodes
Michael QP
2019-10-06 03:43:30 +0000 UTC
Really. My phone is my only internet and it wont fucking load vimeo.. am I literally the only one who has this problem!?
Jake Garner
2019-10-05 18:58:38 +0000 UTC
This episode was an absolute fucking train wreck, and I love it...
The Stargazer
2019-09-29 14:12:33 +0000 UTC
porkl prefers pepsi
ChillBroBaggins
2019-09-26 23:34:51 +0000 UTC
Xander Cryptodouciest
Tiny Turnip
2019-09-26 17:06:49 +0000 UTC
Who is the guy they put on camera at the end?
Staci
2019-09-25 12:49:52 +0000 UTC
What in the holy fuck. This episode went off the goddam rails. Loved it
Altamonty
2019-09-25 07:16:53 +0000 UTC
I have a hand fetish for tj hands
🎀Pospo
2019-09-25 05:28:32 +0000 UTC
Jim from the trailer park
Tommy Freeboy
2019-09-25 04:16:43 +0000 UTC
I knew a Beth who used the term "Oriental" unironically to describe Asian people. It was ... weird. I wasn't really offended, but it was fucking weird.
OsculatingPlane
2019-09-25 02:15:54 +0000 UTC
I don't know that sounds like nice life theme music, I mean it could be worse, it could be Eyna.
bendfv
2019-09-25 01:33:46 +0000 UTC
Best. Ever. Episode. 666/69
UnholyCrazibeast
2019-09-24 22:20:23 +0000 UTC
i did a project on psychs for A college class and played that comedy central clip
Mark
2019-09-24 21:47:33 +0000 UTC
Why are they letting Zandalar Cleptaducius Esquire on the show now?
Tim Foster
2019-09-24 21:05:52 +0000 UTC
I’m whining because I don’t like Vimeo
Tim Foster
2019-09-24 18:43:46 +0000 UTC
What was that episode of flash fried where Scotty told TJ " You be fuckin' quiet TJ before I get over there and slap the shit out of you.
Jellyfish 🪼
2019-09-24 04:15:17 +0000 UTC
I love you doom kid
Marlin Benson
2019-09-24 01:50:16 +0000 UTC
(Cracks open a pepsi. Gulp, Gulp, ahhhh, big smile)
Gary Czernick
2019-09-24 00:51:56 +0000 UTC
That warden for the orphanage in that Annie movie from way back in the day is my pick for a list for drunk women in movies.
Gary Czernick
2019-09-24 00:48:43 +0000 UTC
Just get Vimeo for your PS4.
Robert Wolf
2019-09-23 20:03:02 +0000 UTC
No they were chimping
Grab ass
2019-09-23 17:54:07 +0000 UTC
Thanks for the audio link
The Mollusk Rising
2019-09-23 13:17:22 +0000 UTC
Porkl is who Paul would have been if he turned to Pepsi. Don’t believe me? How many letters are in Porkl and Pepsi? Paul is right the matrix is failing, or should I say Porkl.
Colten Drennen
2019-09-23 13:11:55 +0000 UTC
Pepsi better
Wiktoria Lenska
2019-09-23 11:26:03 +0000 UTC
Idc what the science says...If you’re giving someone with ptsd psychedelic drugs they need to be kept the fuck away from other people
Rants n rambles
2019-09-23 10:48:42 +0000 UTC
The first half hour of this episode was horrible and slowly it turned into one of the most entertaining ones.
Emma Talley
2019-09-23 07:00:47 +0000 UTC
Pure fuckery
Irving Zisman
2019-09-23 06:10:07 +0000 UTC
buttz
Oh' Long Johnson
2019-09-23 05:02:26 +0000 UTC
Fuck not whinging about Vimeo. The only reason I have this patreon is so I can cast this Bullshit to my PS4. I enjoy your content but it's fucking useless to me on this platform.
Goontrooperx
2019-09-23 04:24:42 +0000 UTC
you guys really should read Ted Kaczynski's manifesto sometime
Eric Draven
2019-09-23 01:57:04 +0000 UTC
Please..
The Mollusk Rising
2019-09-23 01:53:15 +0000 UTC
Sure wish there was audio links for these Vimeo videos...
The Mollusk Rising
2019-09-23 01:38:08 +0000 UTC
Now this...is some high quality content
CzechTheShark
2019-09-23 00:15:14 +0000 UTC
Does TJ put effort into being obnoxious?
William Gracia
2019-09-22 23:57:31 +0000 UTC
FUCK YES!
Chris X
2019-09-22 22:08:48 +0000 UTC
How come YouTube’s platform runs so much better than everyone else’s despite their policies being complete dog shit. That’s one thing you can credit to Hitler too. Even though his policies were less than to be desired people admitted that, ‘to his credit,’ he always kept the trains running on time.
Moony Reel
2019-09-22 22:05:46 +0000 UTC
I legitimately have HPPD. I have LSD flashbacks and feel like I'm on LSD sometimes. They usually only last a few seconds or minutes though. It happened in a dream once. My dream was a flashback to my LSD trip and it felt like I was on LSD. I woke up feeling high on LSD and it quickly went away. It hasn't happened to me in a while though. A few months maybe.
Sebastian
2019-09-22 21:08:56 +0000 UTC
I hope TJ is far, far more obnoxious in the next few episodes to irritate the ones who whined
DoomKid
2019-09-22 20:41:11 +0000 UTC
I loved when TJ was singing like that Asian lady... WONTON WEEEE A BINGO BEEEE
DoomKid
2019-09-22 20:37:12 +0000 UTC
Imagine scotty walking to tj and knocking him out for real with the most brutal punch
Adolf Maybach
2019-09-22 08:49:26 +0000 UTC
Bring back Gtime J. just for nostalgia sake...
Michael Buonomo
2019-09-22 07:36:52 +0000 UTC
Really loved this episode, Was having a shit week and this put me in a great mood.
Rat squatch
2019-09-22 07:30:48 +0000 UTC
dope!
Liam
2019-09-22 06:35:43 +0000 UTC
you sad, unenlightened fool.
I got scammed by three neckbeards
2019-09-22 05:01:47 +0000 UTC
i have the same reaction when a restaurant doesn't have pepsi and offers me coke
Slizenberg
2019-09-22 04:05:21 +0000 UTC
Who was the guy sitting behind Scotty?
West Rosen
2019-09-22 03:09:38 +0000 UTC
TJ is too fat to be the unabomber , hes more like the quadrabomber
Matt Schilling
2019-09-22 02:34:48 +0000 UTC
What a Rip off, this is just a Bantersode 2!...........It totally deserves to be locked away only for $100 patrons!
Pengmaeda
2019-09-22 01:41:26 +0000 UTC
this was amazing, I was having a shit day at work and was in a terribly foul mood, and when I got home and played this, the first few seconds actually got me a bit pissed hahah. sperged out for a second and then relaxed and loved the rest of it completely
Sean Gallant
2019-09-21 23:34:10 +0000 UTC
You actually gave your audience something they wanted?
Kirk Caldwell
2019-09-21 21:44:24 +0000 UTC
Tl;DR
Anecdote
Anecdote
Became disassociated from a drug known for making people feel that way
Had ego death
Anecdote
Therefore god is real
The Skyfoogle
2019-09-21 20:59:31 +0000 UTC
Porkel! You remind me of my friends from back in the day... when I used to trip
Just_A_Guy
2019-09-21 19:53:52 +0000 UTC
i loved this
Daikhan
2019-09-21 19:37:05 +0000 UTC
Lol now do meth=dff
This comment says
2019-09-21 17:54:32 +0000 UTC
I like how people have been demanding this DFF for a while now and yet this was one of the most tangent-filled DFF episodes I’ve seen thus far.
Heh, rock on ya fat neckbeards, rock on.
Malick Alnakallah
2019-09-21 17:49:28 +0000 UTC
The Paul videogame part was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Absolutely bonkers show
Brandon Sandford
2019-09-21 17:29:47 +0000 UTC
Nutmeg is a nightmare, ate tonnes for breakfast for a month without knowing it’s side effects...a month where I thought I was fractured and slipping away from myself into insanity...never touched it since 🥺😱🤡
Wilbur Whateley
2019-09-21 15:37:06 +0000 UTC
Best show on Planeth Oith. Love when you 3 get beyond faded and scream-fight with each other. Can’t wait for the 5,000 Patron circus!
Fred Funkledunk
2019-09-21 15:33:41 +0000 UTC
I wish they talked about Owsley Stanley. He pretty much fueled the LSD stock in the 60s.
Nicklaus McCoy
2019-09-21 14:48:48 +0000 UTC
best show. nothing better than you guys just hanging out getting fucked up
Peter Adamson
2019-09-21 14:47:24 +0000 UTC
I have actually been doing alot of dmt in the form of changa as of late so this comes at a good time. I thought i saw the creator of the universe last night and it is really making me question things because i have been an atheist since i was like 12. What I saw was everything and you are it and everything in the universe is it and we are all just connected, you always get that sense. We are just viewing this lower plane of existence through our mortal flesh vessel limited by our biological senses. Your consciousness is separate somehow i feel. I was shown a small fragment of everything but i understood absolutely everything for a small amount of time. Like i was every single atom in the universe and i could observe the universe from the perspective of everything all at once at the same time. But there was no time or distance or anything really, you stop being you, you are just consciousness. But i still recall thinking that how do i exist when there logically should be nothing. I was just pure floating consciousness, didn't know who i was or that i had a body to return to, it was a complete breakthrough. Then when you awake from the trance all that advanced information gets purged from your brain because our brains are not evolved enough to comprehend it, we are limited by our vessel. I saw these titanic structures like mountains but indescribable in scale and geometry and there was something bigger than the mountains and i knew that it was a separate entity, it was communicating with me and it was not me. It was so incomprehensibly gigantic and it was made of geometry that doesnt make sense in 3 dimensions and this entity showed me everything. It gave me a taste of the knowledge of the entire universe. You can never retain much information though. But i felt connected to every lifeform on earth and throughout the universe so intimately, i could see my ancestral path back to the first single celled bacteria and i knew everything that had happened in between. I got this intense look at the bigger picture and i felt like a god but still so incredibly small. Some of the things that happened before were so unimaginably fast and shocking like a car crashing into you at 5000kmph, like it was reminding me that the forces of the universe are so disgustingly and incomprehensibly powerful but in that moment i could understand them. I could comprehend the impact of two stars colliding and merging in an instant, rather than over millions of years, in the same way that i understand how a candle can burn my fingers if i pass over it. I was being reminded that my physical shell is just matter but your consciousness is indestructible and transcends everything and becomes something else that we have yet to detect or describe scientifically. Is that some tripper shit? Im pretty sure that was my first complete breakthrough where i have had a complete ego death and i was just free floating consciousness encountering a titanic creator that made all of existence and was a part of me. I still distinctly remember thinking at one point that why am i here? what am i? how can i exist when nothing should exist? Then it appeared to me and it did not feel like a creation of my brain, it was so distinctly other to me but it was also me at the same time, and it is everything else at the same time. DMT is like a gate to a forbidden dimension full of knowledge that mortals cannot comprehend. Maybe only very advanced aliens can go there and come back retaining all the knowledge, their brains would be like on dmt all the time. Maybe they can communicate with the creators, maybe that is the point of life, to reach a point where our brains are advanced enough to do that. There are things we are not meant to know or things that we are not advanced enough to comprehend and dmt reconfigures the brain temporarily to a state where you sort of able to understand the bigger picture, but it is too much data for our weak minds and we cannot maintain that state. When you are on dmt you become immaterial and timeless, you become nothing and everything, i always feel like it is linked to time somehow because it is just another dimension and i feel like some entities in or not of this universe can move through the fourth dimension as we move through 3 dimensions, they are the masters of their own fate and they already know how they ended before they began, but there is not before for them, because they are timeless. DMT is no joke. It is extremely humbling and terrifying but reassuring and harmless at the same time. I knew from the first time i had it that it is not like other drugs, it is something fucking primal and ancient and every living thing has it and will experience it. Anyway, DMT will change you.
James O
2019-09-21 14:41:57 +0000 UTC
I need to save this episode till i get some mushrooms lol
Michael Sewell
2019-09-21 14:26:28 +0000 UTC
same here i even remembered the time stamp 1:46:00
Matthew Jackson
2019-09-21 14:20:36 +0000 UTC
My only qualm with vimeo is sometimes your videos cannot be put into a "watch later" que. Like your fighting games=dff show. You have to come to patreon only to watch it. Can't be saved into a watch later que
Daniel Desaire
2019-09-21 13:41:16 +0000 UTC
When Paul played his own life like a Video game, I laughed myself half to death... :D
James Miller
2019-09-21 13:27:17 +0000 UTC
TJ singing in that accent almost made me piss myself from laughing.
GC1931
2019-09-21 12:31:48 +0000 UTC
Apparently Paul and TJ had some Shrooms.
I heard Paul murmur it in the show somewhere in there.
Ignar Husky
2019-09-21 12:31:31 +0000 UTC
I honestly love Pepsi over Coke and have been happy whenever I find a restaurant that doesn’t have Coke.
Trevor Hofmann
2019-09-21 12:01:58 +0000 UTC
That was cool next it would be better if they are just tripping watching a movie. No need for structure. Still a great episode.
danieljohnyerke
2019-09-21 11:47:28 +0000 UTC
Drunk TJ is best TJ (Or whatever tf he's on lol)
Skeptical Jesus
2019-09-21 11:40:19 +0000 UTC
Funny this is the episode you guys make because I'm right about to be buying some 5-MeO-DMT and 1P-LSD from the internet. I've only ever had dried shrooms and LSD-25 before. The craziest trip I've ever had was after taking three double dosed LSD-25 tabs and smoking an 8th of weed. I was literally sucked through a portal and saw myself in the third person. I had a complete and utter ego death. literally at one point was flying through space and time in the form of some sort of bird puppet or something. I was in a phone app at one point. It was absolutely insane. It's hard to remember most of it. I ended up back in my room and everything was made of legos and I then grabbed a zipper on my bed and started to unzip my room. I literally thought at that point that my life was over and I had just completed life and was moving on to the next dimension or leaving the matrix. I wasn't even sure if I existed or not at that point or what life even was. The trip then ended when my friend came into the room to check on me. It's been a while since I've tripped so I'm really excited for this DMT. I also want to try changa or whatever that DMT plant mix shit is too.
Sebastian
2019-09-21 11:16:44 +0000 UTC
I was not prepared for that intro. Now let us see the rest of the episode.
Balgus4
2019-09-21 10:44:05 +0000 UTC
15 minutes in, TJ is unbearable yet again.
Adrian Sjöberg
2019-09-21 10:09:44 +0000 UTC
Poor Matt the sound guy looks like the Roman solider in the Monty Python Biggus Dickus scene. Must not laugh, must not laugh.
Elizabeth Ann Duffy
2019-09-21 09:32:10 +0000 UTC
I don't think I've ever seen an episode go so far off the rails 😂
Xenos Nassar
2019-09-21 09:28:24 +0000 UTC
mp3 link?
mega
2019-09-21 09:01:05 +0000 UTC
Paul, you say remaking Rudolph with female deer would be sexist. Well, Rudolph and the crew of mean girl bitch sleigh pullers may have been girls all along! https://www.livescience.com/32149-are-santas-reindeer-males.html
Elizabeth Ann Duffy
2019-09-21 08:53:38 +0000 UTC
Definitely not complaining about Vimeo, now I can easily download it and watch it on the fun 7 hour coach journey I have tomorrow!
Lord Slarr
2019-09-21 08:34:04 +0000 UTC
I take it you don't like Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull?
Ssemaje Jhrvys
2019-09-21 07:45:36 +0000 UTC
They said mushrooms I think.
Ssemaje Jhrvys
2019-09-21 07:44:21 +0000 UTC
Thank you boys
Ssemaje Jhrvys
2019-09-21 07:43:04 +0000 UTC
I've found that you can play dff with the screen off, or in background if you use the website instead of the app.
The Vimeo app sucks.
Ssemaje Jhrvys
2019-09-21 07:42:42 +0000 UTC
After further analysis, these here fellows are on the come up of a Lucy trip. I am upset that we were not allowed to see the peak. Tj sucks, ruined episode.
Beezhto Lazawoski
2019-09-21 07:35:53 +0000 UTC
I did some of them bathsalts, my buddy had a 5 oz bag, it was more bathsalts than anyone human could ever consume. the Molecule was an analog of ketamine. in the freak community of people that like trying these mystery drugs they hail the MXE that my friend had was the best research chemical ever made. We did key bumps and tripped balls, the experience was mystical vibrantly colorful tracers and a warm filter cast over reality and a rush of energy that made you want to get up and move around. I could imagine someone taking this in a large dose by accident and reach that excited delirious point we come to associate with bathsalts.
Jason Madrid
2019-09-21 06:48:59 +0000 UTC
I even got a new phone and Vimeo still sucks.
Austin Snyder
2019-09-21 06:41:07 +0000 UTC
This was fuckin amazing. The descent into madness was so fun to watch. The Porkl meme is just too good. Some absurd shit and I loved every second of it!
Vermin_Antichrist
2019-09-21 06:37:43 +0000 UTC
I’m convinced they took some tabs at the beginning and the entire episode is just their progression into acid land
Sage Patrus
2019-09-21 05:59:44 +0000 UTC
"Dont whine" ? Lost cause, clearly dont know the audience you are speaking to .
Azazel
2019-09-21 05:59:30 +0000 UTC
Haha! Man that's fuckin beautiful
YourEvilBoyfriend
2019-09-21 05:54:30 +0000 UTC
Was they shrimping during this?
Josh Anderson
2019-09-21 05:50:28 +0000 UTC
more of this please
Turd Sucker
2019-09-21 05:39:48 +0000 UTC
Insert generic whining about how much Vimeo sucks here. Just kidding boys, I love you, and I don't care what platform you release your shit on, as long as it's good.
Clyde Frog
2019-09-21 05:20:10 +0000 UTC
TJ you were genuinely being a pain this episode, it wasn't funny or entertaining you just made this episode worse with your childish bullshit. Dial it back some if you want to actually give us content we'll keep throwing $5 or $10 to you guys for.
Marcus Smith
2019-09-21 05:19:09 +0000 UTC
'Twas a beautiful trainwreck.
TBM-07
2019-09-21 05:18:28 +0000 UTC
Their finest hour
Yrb wahs
2019-09-21 05:18:18 +0000 UTC
Which is strange because it's about a topic they actually seem to enjoy. It's like they were on drugs or something.
David
2019-09-21 05:08:39 +0000 UTC
TJ you jackass. This is the only important episode in months you pedantic fucking spastic retard
YourEvilBoyfriend
2019-09-21 04:48:08 +0000 UTC
Wow this was more off the rails and off topic than the video about vamping.
Marcos
2019-09-21 04:38:32 +0000 UTC
1st half of the episode was Booooooring
And I blame TJ for that
Myth Odiir
2019-09-21 04:38:17 +0000 UTC
Started out weak af. Finished strong. Classic DFFptymine.
Myth Odiir
2019-09-21 04:34:23 +0000 UTC
Barely talked about psychedelics. Scammed once again!
Kid Wizard
2019-09-21 04:25:11 +0000 UTC
Baul is such a pussy there is no fucking way he would do this fucking trip in the jungle. He would see a bug and be crying his eyes out.
Anthony Sharp
2019-09-21 04:24:33 +0000 UTC
Oof. I know ya said not to bitch about Vimeo, and I understand that YouTube is trash to their creators, but can we get s better alternative?
Kay Bee
2019-09-21 04:22:11 +0000 UTC
Can these pieces of shit stop using Vimeo! It's total crap!
Oliver Zinn
2019-09-21 04:02:49 +0000 UTC
We will post an audio link as soon as possible. Don’t fret.
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2019-09-21 03:53:44 +0000 UTC
Yay two hour episode with my favorite fats
Smack Millan
2019-09-21 03:49:51 +0000 UTC
I was looking forward to this show topic but you guys f it up
Misha
2019-09-21 03:41:06 +0000 UTC
GG ALLIN
GG ALLIN
GG ALLIN
GG ALLIN
GG ALLIN
Neebsz
2019-09-21 03:30:13 +0000 UTC
lol, I did shrooms this morning and didn't even know this was happening.
Maximillion Bongs
2019-09-21 03:28:39 +0000 UTC
DFF = Nostradamus (except tripping on nutmeg)
Passionate Lobster
2019-09-21 03:23:50 +0000 UTC
Bah, another vimeo video....I don't do what I'm told... :D
Jay Devons
2019-09-21 02:37:56 +0000 UTC
I was expecting a ''Time Travel Stuff'' box on that shelf behind TJ. I was sorely disappointed.
Martin Duplessis
2019-09-21 02:23:12 +0000 UTC
Make Porkl Great Again
Martin Duplessis
2019-09-21 02:15:08 +0000 UTC
Was watching flash fried on xbox for convenience now i have to watch this on my shitty ass phone because xbox doesn’t wanna fix vimeo any time soon. Boo
Vicki
2019-09-21 02:14:26 +0000 UTC
Hehehe took a tab earlier today, how ironic.
Tectonica
2019-09-21 02:05:30 +0000 UTC
I'm going to unsub if you use vimeo without posting an audio link. I can't listen to this at work which is the whole fucking reason I'm a patron.
Marcie Trahan
2019-09-21 02:02:49 +0000 UTC
Why are they racing on fruit roll ups???
SuperDarthKelly
2019-09-21 02:02:23 +0000 UTC
Fuck! I should have waited til this week to do psychs
Nipples Peelov
2019-09-21 02:01:58 +0000 UTC
Fugin venmo bullshit
William Trowbridge
2019-09-21 01:58:33 +0000 UTC
I thought this one was gonna be a 10 dollar episode, fucking sweet!
John Farris
2019-09-21 01:58:18 +0000 UTC
Fok yu and yer viymayo
William Trowbridge
2019-09-21 01:58:17 +0000 UTC
I hate YouTube AND Vimeo but YouTube is more convenient for me personally even though they're shittier to content creators.
Greg Gupton
2019-09-21 01:54:31 +0000 UTC
Not your fault YouTube sucks. Just keep making solid content 👌
TBloom
2019-09-21 01:49:03 +0000 UTC
Been looking forward to this episode since the show was founded.
ultrasound700
2019-09-21 01:48:53 +0000 UTC
Yay
██████
2019-09-21 01:47:32 +0000 UTC
Holy shit, I forgot it was Friday.
Home of da BONE
2019-09-21 01:46:43 +0000 UTC