FLASH FRIED: 09 OCT 2019

I like how Scotty's theory of a zombie apocalypse hinges on a guy fucking a deer

Katya

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Oh' Long Johnson

Utah probably could be one of the better states if it wasn't dominated by religious fucks.

Tiny Turnip

Hello from Utah! It definitely fucking sucks here. Last election cycle the majority of people voted for proposition 2, a bill to legalize medical marijuana, but the church opposed it and prop 2 was replaced by our legislature with a much stricter bill. The church claims to “rarely” get involved in politics, yet it has opposed the equal rights amendment, pushed against LGBT rights (conversion therapy is still legal here), fought against abortion , and generally pushed it’s members in a conservative direction (the majority of it’s members in the US are Republican). There’s no escaping the Mormon culture here, as religion is a huge factor in how the people here vote.

I don’t understand why Paul is so shocked about this Matt Lauer stuff. I’ve had that guy pegged as a possible anal rapist since 1998.

Tito Manfredo

So what, bloody rebellion then? I'm down, just say when.

Joshua Thieman

Am i really going to have to take the corporate American dick for another 50-60 years? Not if I can help it

Fred Funkledunk

im scared

smegfur

Let's brutally rape all rich people.

Grab ass

Paul is right... war... War... WAR... eat the rich, to feed the poor. EAT THE RICH TO FEED THE POOR.

I feel part of the club

U wot m8

He kinda goes both ways, he did defend the social score system and now he is against it? I do agree with Paul on some points but i feel he is inconsistent and backpedals when questioned.

Cafelattis1994

keep licking the boots of the fucker who is buddy buddy with Fascist around the world, the dictator of egypt oh and made a 100 billion dollar weapon arms deal with saudi Arabia and even defended them for brutally killing and cutting up a anti saudi journalist.

Moe's

300+ mile drive to buy weed? Was it G13 plus?

Wilbur Whateley

This is what I was going to bring up during the Paul-ology!

Robert Wolf

We would most definitely win in a war against China even if there was an alliance with China and Russia. China imports a large amount of its food, so all we would need to do is naval blockade the country and cordon off any Asian countries from exporting to them. Even if Russia picked up some of the slack by lending China food, it surely wouldn’t be able to pick up the slack of feeding the millions of people in the country. We would attrition them into submission.

The Trump-bashing is getting ridiculous. "Orange man bad!"

Alexander Grimnir

Back to youtube :)

William Wheeles

holy shit paul, suck china's dick a little harder and youll rip it off

Kevin Mogg

this also made me abandon hope

Ivan Peeters

Trump only pulled a small contingent of troops from syria. I believe it was 50-100 special forces troops were moved out of the region. So AOC isn't flipping on the stance of withdrawing, Trump isn't withdrawing in the first place. He is abandoning our allies and still keeping the same amount of soldiers in Syria.

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Poop Poop

Yay, longer than normal FLASH FRIED MOTHERFUCKER! (Makes up for missing last week's scam situation ;)

SarahJRandomNumbers

Audio file is now attached!

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Painting Cows to Look Like Zebras Has a Surprising Benefit

Kristen R

I'm here for the Tulsi Gabbard nudes

Xenos Nassar

Over here, my good man.

Joe Rader

Mmmm fried neckbeard

Notjustklownin

who the fuck is scotty?

Oliver Edward Morgan

Audio files?

Steven Asendorf

I asked for extra salt

Christian McDougall

Ayy right on time for dinner

Euthanasia

Of course that's my order good sir

Sev Obzen