FLASH FRIED: 30 October 2019
Added 2019-10-31 02:05:03 +0000 UTCDue to Paul's injuries, he could not attend this Flash Fried. He is feeling alright but is still very sore. By Friday, he should be back to his healthy, albeit melancholy self again. In the meantime, we have the Kirk brothers here to depress and entertain you with the news.
Audio attached.
Comments
"is it a boy or is it a girl? nope; it's a shrapnel." --t.j. kirk, 2019
killspree
2019-11-16 09:20:21 +0000 UTCMy guess is Paul had postural hypotension from sitting and when he stood his blood pressure dropped, he fainted, and he dropped. This happened to me in the shower once and I was found face down on a rubber duck. Shit sucks man, hope he gets better.
Heather Squidz
2019-11-03 03:57:55 +0000 UTC“After refusing to cooperate with us and place his hands behind his back, the suspect threw a hysterical fit, dropped to the ground, and repeatedly beat his face , liver and kidneys against our boots.”
Russian Jackal
2019-11-02 01:37:01 +0000 UTCThey are covering up for Scottys beating
Umbrella Corp Security
2019-11-01 19:25:05 +0000 UTCAhhh the ole "I fell and chipped my tooth and smacked up my knee real bad" excuse, ehhh parky?
Beezhto Lazawoski
2019-11-01 19:15:44 +0000 UTCi paid for it so here i am shit fart
Mr Canister
2019-11-01 13:05:24 +0000 UTCPaul's Cisty ass is acting up and that's why he couldn't attend
Madmanx25
2019-11-01 08:53:09 +0000 UTCThey sell colored smoke bombs for about tree fitty
Rants n rambles
2019-11-01 06:25:29 +0000 UTCPooooooop
Poop Poop
2019-11-01 06:10:54 +0000 UTCI miss the salty ball :( Get well soon
Skeptical Jesus
2019-11-01 03:36:32 +0000 UTCget well soon paul!
Noble Ape
2019-11-01 01:49:41 +0000 UTCSo Five Nights At Freddy's starring Ghost Rider? I'm down.
Josh Jerome
2019-11-01 01:01:23 +0000 UTC"CAUSE I'D MISS YOU BABEH, AND I DONT WANNA MISS A THAAAANG." God damnit, Scotty.
Josh Jerome
2019-11-01 00:55:39 +0000 UTC#thefallofpaul
2019-11-01 00:30:12 +0000 UTCGet well, Paul. Looking forward too seeing you on the show again.
Oskar Gyllenadler
2019-10-31 23:41:53 +0000 UTCGrandma got exploded by a pipe bomb....
Stewart Thompson
2019-10-31 22:23:25 +0000 UTCAll in all it's just another Paul in the wall.
Ryan Lloyd
2019-10-31 22:06:53 +0000 UTCRIP Paul
This comment says
2019-10-31 17:46:15 +0000 UTCMayo
Tyler Fun
2019-10-31 17:37:40 +0000 UTCNo, that’s just death behind them. He is here for the all! Muhahahaha, spooky
Tyler Fun
2019-10-31 17:09:59 +0000 UTCDont you die on us Paul, dont you dare die on us! Fight you bastard! Stay away from the light!
Jeremy St.onge
2019-10-31 16:31:26 +0000 UTCSo? What color was it!?
Alex Dutton
2019-10-31 15:40:47 +0000 UTCcmon paul just shake it off you are alright. walk it off
s10w10rr1s
2019-10-31 15:31:32 +0000 UTCPaul was axed off.
2019-10-31 08:35:09 +0000 UTCI get lightheaded from anxiety, I was feeling pretty weird with the insane episode. Hope paul gets to rolling again soon.
The Mollusk Rising
2019-10-31 08:34:08 +0000 UTCPaul has fat
Qartheros
2019-10-31 07:56:40 +0000 UTCAbout The History of Going Insane episode; not funny Paul passed out and chipped a tooth hitting his head against a door...funny Paul said it would be an uplifting episode...
Nicholas Hamilton
2019-10-31 07:56:37 +0000 UTCDamn what a sad existence you must lead Nicholas. Thanks for the five bucks though.
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2019-10-31 07:38:40 +0000 UTCThis is your best kayfabe yet boys.
Defund Humanity
2019-10-31 07:12:35 +0000 UTCJoe Biden took him behind the shed!
Maya Balsich
2019-10-31 07:00:45 +0000 UTCNo Paul! Will watch twice.
Maya Balsich
2019-10-31 07:00:01 +0000 UTCMejórate señor Paul
2019-10-31 04:31:25 +0000 UTCI hope Paul outlives me and I'm 10+ fucking years younger than him
Kid Wizard
2019-10-31 04:04:23 +0000 UTCGoddamn I hate scotty
2019-10-31 03:23:13 +0000 UTCFeel better PorkL!
Mdxfiend
2019-10-31 03:22:43 +0000 UTCJust as I was starting to wonder "where the fuck is flash-fried".
Sev Obzen
2019-10-31 03:16:16 +0000 UTCHope Paul gets better!
NikoNikolaia
2019-10-31 03:02:28 +0000 UTCPaul, paul. Bounced like a ball. Jk hope he feels better soon
Zane Roberts
2019-10-31 02:56:28 +0000 UTCIt's called Two Brothers
Kristen R
2019-10-31 02:43:18 +0000 UTCGod has forsaken Paul because he hasn’t mad highdeology in a while. Repent and make more highdeologies Paul. For your immortal soul!
Joseph
2019-10-31 02:37:46 +0000 UTCTake all the time you need Paul. The internet is not going anywhere, We'll be here when you are feeling better!
HalleyHeroine
2019-10-31 02:37:27 +0000 UTCI hate when shows kill off cast members for views... All joking aside, Get Well soon paul.
Master Krepta
2019-10-31 02:29:46 +0000 UTCHe passed out and amface planted into a door at the end of the history of insanity ep.
The Glue Boblin
2019-10-31 02:28:05 +0000 UTCI knew it! Paul is going to die, and TJ was behind it all!! That's why there is a weird guy behind Scotty on every single show, because...he is... Paul's replacement . TJ is secretly poisoning Paul since he became the star of the show. But your plan won't work because not only have I discovered your plan I have the evid.. wait a minute I can hear something weird behind the door.... WTF! Scotty?!?!? What are you doing here? wait!! Don't! Don't do it!!!! Nooooo!!! Ahdjekdbdjsbdapwn
Carlos
2019-10-31 02:24:44 +0000 UTCGlad Paul is resting, and of course can't complain about flashfried!
Regan Thompson
2019-10-31 02:24:32 +0000 UTCWhat happened to Paul?
ScottS
2019-10-31 02:20:40 +0000 UTCGet well soon Paul!!
Devan Tait
2019-10-31 02:15:48 +0000 UTCHopefully his HoloBabes' nursing drivers are up to date!
Oliver Edward Morgan
2019-10-31 02:14:12 +0000 UTCGet well Pauly boy
Smack Millan
2019-10-31 02:12:05 +0000 UTCLooks like old Paul is going to have to be put down :(
FRANKENHOLE
2019-10-31 02:09:09 +0000 UTCNo Paul? 🥶
Myles
2019-10-31 02:08:33 +0000 UTCGet well Paul. Hurry up.
Dwenn
2019-10-31 02:07:31 +0000 UTC
