DFF vs. Jack and Jill

Maybe like a way we could download the video files if possible

Plz fix

Ben Ladd

HB now?!?

Ben Ladd

Our Vimeo account was suspended, and we haven't been able to find a suitable alternative host yet.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Is there a way to get access to this private video? I wanted to revisit this classic viewing, but I can’t access the video. Any way to access it, or is it private on purpose?

Kevin Ochoa

@37:05 The redhead in the background is the chick from several "Supernatural" episodes and the dude to her left is some kind of athlete.

Master Horny

"Jack and Jill" drinking game: drink every time Jack mentions a product of some kind.

Master Horny

@6:00 apparently he couldn't get a bank to sponsor those ATMs in the background.

Master Horny

I'm 11 minutes in and even with commentary this is more painful than the Mario Movie and Halloween 8 combined. This entire movie was just a setup for Adam Sandler to work with Al Pacino, wasn't it.

Jesus this was so painful, it's just mind blowing this was made, what a shame upon humanity.

kyjol

The grandma is played by the Mexican dude who Jill has a thing with in makeup for some reason even though you couldn't even remotely tell. Also yea those were ancho peppers not Jalapenos Adam Sandler is a fucking racist dude...

DCLUVSPIE

"Proof there's no god, god made two of this bitch." JESUS PAUL

OldCrow

I noticed Tim Meadows only has a film career BECAUSE of Adam Sandler.

So I watched a Godfather clip earlier today. In the comments somebody said something about "Going back in time to stop Al Pacino from being in an Adam Sandler movie". I'd never seen this before, so I had no idea what movie he meant. Here I am now. Coincidences are weird sometimes.

Ebee

Their faces during the Dunkaccino song. Fucking priceless

sigh. i regretted it.

ihavemommyissues

I laughed so hard i spat out my expensive whisky. It went in my eyes.

Yorkshire_Tea_innit

Adam Sandler Movies are made for chicks. Now mostly in their 30's. That's his demographic. He was the cute guy/comedian back in the day, I always remember girls liking him because they thought he was hot and therefore funny. lol It doesn't matter what he does... he's always got an audience coming in (mostly of chicks). I've even known guys, like 1 in film class that was obsessed with him. Like a chick would be. lol He's just a cult leader man. And ya his shit is all 1-trick-pony... same baby voice.. terrible hacky stuff. Doesn't matter what he does or how bad he does it though he's going to crack open a gold mine no matter where he lays his pickax or how clumsily he does it.

Jonathan

Adam Sandler Movies are actually kinda watchable with german dubbing, still pretty dumb, but the actors manage to make it a little better

Simon

Paul, what the fuck are you talking about? This is easily the most painful film that you have ever watched on CinemaForCynics. I must be the biggest masochist for having watched the whole fucking film all the way through even though I felt the urge to puke at every fucking frame. If an alien species were to question even for one second whether or not they should blow up the shitball of a planet called earth, Jack and Jill would leave no doubt in their minds the right course of action to take.

bullubullu

Fat Albert Movie is especially awful.

Whiskabiscuit

In the movie theater scene, you can see the location of the coke labels change from shot to shot.

Avery Xavier Chu

do Troll 2 next :)

defialpro

Jesus. Fucking. Christ. Why did I not listen to the warnings? I came to this after being told there is nothing here except a barren wasteland of awful dog shit. Holy fucking hell is this worse than anything I could have possibly imagined.

Lady V. Paprika

Haha, the "non mexican mexican" is actually a Mexican actor/comedian, pretty famous here, his name is Eugenio Derbez, he started making projects a few years back in Hollywood, so to me there's no surprise he would end up in something like this shit.

Erick Hecksher

You were 110% right, I regretted it. Thankfully I forgot everything I saw the second it was over

YourEvilBoyfriend

Alright time to watch some garbage!

106

TJ's face at 54:53 says it all.

Steven Asendorf

Next Month Steelmanville road: The Final Renovation

Greymon365

Man, that film was dogshit

Scotty B

Why did Funbucket get up and leave when you goys started watching the funny movie again??????

Graffels

This movie could use some comic relief

Zanican banachek

Jesus. I guess this is all I have to watch for my commute.

This was Paul's idea was it ? Interesting . You are going to get urs Paul.

Azazel

That movie was god-awful, but this was still hilarious. The movie becomes so incomprehensible at times it's baffling. Good job Paul at picking such dank a turd.

غريب كثيرًا.

Malick Alnakallah

I vaguely remember being on a beach in my dream, night time, and the nukes flew. Like, I saw them fly and land. Didn't have no bright flash, just a boom and the mushroom clouds. I'm pretty sure this movie singlehandedly made me literally dream of a Nuclear Winter.

Ignar Husky

The beginning when the indian punched Jill amd the Ad Pacino did in the end and him saying "Burn this" is probably the only "tolerable" things in this... Abomination and Abortion of a folm

Ignar Husky

I'm having to watch this in chunks. This movie is just so terrible.

Mel Blanc

buttz

Oh' Long Johnson

I called the plot including Pacino falling in love with Jill. Didn't expect the Rape-acino though. Gotta admit chuckled lightly like twice during the movie, but holy fuck what a cash grab dog turd of a movie. This movie is so bad it broke Paul's kayfabe.

Dragoon

I love you guys but I could not stand 5 minutes of this movie. Adam Sandler should be sent back in time to 1940s Germany.

I fell asleep to this last night and had feverish dreams

Can't even fault you. Save yourself!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Nah, I'm not sitting through this irredeemable dogshit, the DFF chaps are saints for getting through this.

Graham Paterson

Still better than The Godfather III

Hieronymus

I don't know what the fuck was going on with my family at the time, but when I was a kid I saw this movie in the theater THREE FUCKING TIMES. I was a kid and I knew it was complete shit.

Wingit98

Damn. Well done. I used to kinda pride myself on my ability to stomach retarded bullshit, but that India ad kinda did it. I'll have to take a break after that.

Euthanasia

I get it you don't want people ripping your shit but please put out a audio link for your customers. I'm not the only one that likes a audio link, I don't understand why some get it and some don't. Getting hangry as a audio muncher ya fucking guys!

The Mollusk Rising

AUDIO LINK PLEASE!

The Mollusk Rising

Fuck you. Fuck your friends. Fuck your family. Fuck your pets. Fuck you for making me suffer through this dog shit.

Christopher Borra

Its not Al anymore. My name is Dunk. So Dunk Acino? No Dunk Pacino you fucking moron

Matt Schilling

My Big Fat Greek Wedding already did the gag where an ethnic family all had the same name. Big Greek family everyone is named Nick, even the women. This movie is even stealing jokes

Matt Schilling

This movie is so retarded and lazy the intro was a showcase of the types of twins that Jack and Jill aren't! I don't know because I don't have one, but I imagine having a fraternal twin is the same as having a regular sibling with some more rivalry come birthday time. Completely different from having a sibling that is a literal copy of you. Already off to a retarded start

Matt Schilling

Thank you!

Nuuk

Al Pacino owes the IRS a lot of money and Norm is a degenerate gambler or it's just the Illuminati.

danieljohnyerke

https://vimeo.com/371947434/0d81aa8acf

J

"Because of its privacy settings, this video cannot be played here." Scammed again

Nuuk

No one is ever allowed to mock De Niro for having his fun roles like Captain Shakespeare after this. Ok, you were a gay cross dressing air pirate, but dammit you were a good dancer and you didn't try and fuck Adam Sandler.

Elizabeth Ann Duffy

You guys are troopers to get through that cringe.

Aaron

Yall watched this flaming turd over From Beyond??

Jason Madrid

Fuckin hell I knew this movie was bad but I didn't realize it'd be fuckin painful to watch even in this format. Maybe yall should watch something good next

J.R.Writings

well i regretted it

Sven K

Name your favourite to least favourite of the 3 guys

Harry S

Profound.

Diogenes

--[💩P o 0 O o 0 O P 💩]--

Poop Poop

Paul should be charged with crimes against humanity for subjecting TJ and Scotty this torture also why does Adam Sandler still get paid to produce this shit? These three stoners produce better entertainment than Sandler without million dollar budgets or advertising Coke in every episode.

BettaPonic

watching jack and jill is a form of self harm

Irving Zisman

This was worse than CBT, I never saw this before, and now that I've seen it, I feel like I'm sitting in the afterglow of my rape.

Mushy

I honestly dont wanna watch this. Like its not even funny to rip on this movie, its just really really sad

Colton sawyer

Well that was an hour and half of loud obnoxious noise

SomeGuy

Oh my god that was awful

Jeremy St.onge

I'm ready for pain

Brian Rafferty

Made my weekend!

Billy Goate

That really was abysmal

Skeptical Jesus

The Wikipedia article for this movie: "The film also features cameos from Johnny Depp, Regis Philbin, Dan Patrick, Shaquille O'Neal, Drew Carey, John McEnroe, Christie Brinkley, Bill Romanowski, Michael Irvin, Jared Fogle, Billy Blanks, Vince Offer and Caitlyn Jenner as themselves. " They can try not to deadname her and all but technically it should say "and Caitlyn Jenner as Bruce Jenner"

Josh Jerome

You know, this could have been halfway decent if they just made both characters obnoxious morons and have them get into some over-the-top misadventure on account of their stupidity in the vein of Dumb and Dumber. Instead they tried to have Sandler play a straight-man and it just really doesn't work because he doesn't inspire sympathy in any way

Josh Jerome

I watched this once out of morbid curiosity when I was still getting blackout shitfaced every day. I should have left it that way.

Josh Jerome

An absolutely excruciating experience

TJ's butt particles and banana potassium.

Helly Selznick

Damn guys, I like these vids where you guys endure terrible movies, but there's no need to torture yourselves on this level!

Jeff

Damn, we're getting all kinds of fresh contento!

Thomas H.

*Adam Sandler in a dress appears* Welp, time to skip to 1:30:00.

TheDarknessConsumes

Why did they put themselves through this torture?

Greg

This movie is a big piece of shit Not sure I can follow you down this path

Daniel Melle

Yes. Go after more big-budget bad movies please.

WC

Jizzed in my pants

wootdascoot6

another example of adam sandler taking his friends on a paid vacation to exotic locations where they make a movie in their down time. hes been doing it for ten years. punch drunk love was a long time ago :(

Kittytime

What even was the point?

Edvard Lundgren

Why? Why did you do it?

Edvard Lundgren

Id recommend to watch Redlettermedia's awesome review and explanation the Adam sandler Scam/scheme of making "movies" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXNsT7-Lwsk

Moe's

God damn, I didn't expect to to be this fucking bad.

disable adblockers then it works

Moe's

Can you review Zombie Ass next?

AlterEgoIII

Fuck Adam Sandler in the ass for this movie man

Adolf Maybach

Guys, you did not have to do this. No man should.

Cafelattis1994

My balls hurt

YourEvilBoyfriend

However TJs chrome dome should be celebrated...Top Bald Actors ...Yul Brynner, Telly Savalas, Patrick Stewart and how they owned the cue ball noggin...Fry it

Wilbur Whateley

1:24:20 The entire movie is worth it just to see the gang's reaction to that fucking final commercial

John Cena

I watched it, instant regret 5 minutes in

Sage Patrus

As Brando said “The Horror, The Horror”...they had a slew of these nightmares...Norbit, White Chicks and Little Man (my brother shamefully did some of the fx on the last one) The Horror, The Horror

Wilbur Whateley

i cant watch it because of the privacy settings

CG

*female TJ*

Mr Canister

I tried, I can't I just can't

noname

Jack and Jill, That's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Long time.

Madmanx25

"Sorry Because of its privacy settings, this video cannot be played here."

timic83

This movie is an absolute testament to Adam Sandler's laziness. He did a lot of lazy ass movies, but this one he floats along, eyes half shut through the whole fucking thing. Looking like Daisy fucking Ridley in the Last Jedi with his mouth agape. Thinking that he made over $20 million making this film is fucking shameful. Can you possibly imagine how painful it would be to watch this in a packed theater? This is by far the hardest thing to make it through you've ever done.

Clyde Frog

You must have seriously pissed them off.

I may have just enough time to watch this before work, which is great because then I can leave my house and all my options for suicide after being subjected to this and given time to chill back down. :D haha I fucking hate Adam Sandler dude. More then Anakin hates sand.

Canadian Attack Moose

Somebody fucking gifted me this movie on blue ray

Pockets

Even with the filter of your hilarious commentary and reactions, this movie was PAINFUL to watch. Well, you had to suffer it with no filter so its only fair.

Fuck that movie

Ben Livingston

You guys are the only way I get to see these shit movies...so thanks?

justin Brown

After the dinner scene at the beginning, I was too annoyed to continue. Thanks for the content, i guess :/

Solan

This is heinous. Everything about this is painful. The shameless product placement is actually the high point of this thing.

Martin Duplessis

This was even bad for Adam sandler, this has to be one of the worst movies ever.

Marcos

What the fuck was i just subjected to?

Clint

thousands of years of human evolution, Was it all worth it? This movie is the greatest stain on human history. Bring on the nukes

Im ready to blow a slutty load to this movie, cheers.

Ed-boy

When are you guys going to watch Zardoz? I watched it a few weeks ago and it was very weird and memorable, although not in a good way. I’d be interested to get your reactions. Also, I know TJ wants to see Sean Connery prance around in a kinky red diaper.

Tito Manfredo

Oh no... Oh god no...

Xenos Nassar

Holy fuck, they actually did this.

Eric Weston

I’ll be honest, I watch these because there’s something hilarious to me about watching you all suffer for my entertainment. I couldn’t care less what movie it is, just as long as I can hear TJ crying through his hands.

Duke A. Déserix

FUCK YEA

Mdxfiend

I LOVE seeing you guys suffer through dog-shit movies owo

Null

Ha jokes on you i cant read!

SawedOffClown .

It's crazy the amount of content you guys out out

FRANKENHOLE

Fuck I forgot this movie exists. Before my boyfriend and I started dating and were both still in high school we saw every shitty movie that came out so we could be with each other. Jack and Jill and A Thousand Words with Eddie Murphy were the absolute worst.

Ankha

Was this more torturous for you than the Ben Shapiro and Rob Schneider v. Pauly Shore episodes or about the same?

Paddy Mac

What is your fascination with my Forbidden Closet of Mystery?

Brandon Erickson

Let the cringefest begin

Home of da BONE

mainline it through my eyes, this is the good shit

Dr. Spin

We appreciate your sacrifice

danieljohnyerke