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ANOTHER ABANDON HOPE COMING THIS WEEKEND

I'm trying to do these weekly (as the schedule permits) and I have time to do one this weekend. So, send me suggestions. The main rule for submissions at this point is to tell me what you're sending. Don't just post a link--tell me what the link is and why you think it would be funny. 

You guys should have a good enough idea by now what sort of things I actually cover on Abandon Hope, so use your brains when making submissions. 

Thanks! Looking forward to giving you guys another great show! 

UPDATE: Good chance I'll do this episode tonight if I get enough material to do it. So, keep those suggestions coming. 

UPDATE #2: Sorry this was delayed. I'm doing it tonight. I still need more content for it, so feel free to submit whatever you've got! You know what's good! 

Comments

like what?

Norttimies

are the hosts aware of their dumb arguments but say it for the money, or do they really believe what thye say?

Aaron Primack

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DB

CHEEJAY why didn't yall cover Clancy Brown in the celebs who got fat video. You liked Highlander and Shawshank Redemption and Bad Boys. are you too fucking scared of his glory?

Hannah Trevino

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1196148363630194690?s=19 Kanye at Joel Osteen's church.

Tyler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XK797-vj4k congressmen farts on live TV

Jason the Historian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CorNV0giHDc Carl Hart - The Science of Illicit Drugs. Dr Carl Hart discusses the science of illicit drugs and debunks the myths of illicit drugs.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/11/19/business/california-limits-purchase-automakers-emissions-rules/index.html California is not gonna buy cars from these companies (which is basically every car that's sold in America) because they sided with Trump for deregulation. I find it funny that states are giving such big middle fingers to the president lol

Adam M Gash

Bolivia lithium crisis

Nicholas

Mormon video on why PORN is BAD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBwaPo0a7GA

Palanama

Kristi Winters on why she'll never vote for Bernie Sanders https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FASO0V5keC4&t=1s

Palanama

This is a story about kids being locked away in school because they were "bad". https://features.propublica.org/illinois-seclusion-rooms/school-students-put-in-isolated-timeouts/

Devon Tracey made a good video detailing why he thinks Rodney Reed is guilty. You should check that video out. It's a bit long, but i think that with the first 10 min you should have a pretty good idea of his points. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSmtWgMc4ZE

Lamashtu

If you really need content, and want to talk about something that is completely relevant with an outsiders perspective, I think it would be great to talk about the recent Reviewers Score Controversies surrounding Pokemon Sword/Shield & Death Stranding. I want your opinion on this because it seems like the nuance has been completely taken away. And an outsider to all this might add some necessary perspective. With the Pokémon Games (I don’t own a PS4, so Death Stranding doesn’t apply to me personally) it’s clear that the hardcore fans are acting like spoiled children who want everything and can’t accept sacrifices (especially since they were begging for this game to be released ASAP since the Switch launched). But it is also clear that Game Freak (the developer) probably didn’t put as much time & effort into the game as they probably could have. I know that you have a history of critiquing the Pokémon Franchise with the long lost Movie Review, but I also know that you don’t mind putting spoiled gamers in their place when it is necessary. I want an outsider without any previous bias/experience to go through this & see what the honest to god truth is in this entire clusterfuck fiasco (kind of like what you did with Charlottesville). There are some links below. Only tackle this story if you can’t find anything else, as it obviously isn’t completely important. But i believe the lessons from this gaming shitshow shows the weakness of our current climate. https://www.ign.com/articles/2019/11/16/pokemon-sword-and-shield-dexit-controversy-explained https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/a35p7k/kojima-blames-tougher-critiques-of-death-stranding-on-american-love-of-shooters https://www.polygon.com/2019/11/14/20955496/death-stranding-monster-energy-product-placement-kojima https://www.polygon.com/2019/11/14/20963616/pokemon-sword-shield-game-freak-lied-hashtag-nintendo-switch https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/president-trump-stop-sales-pokemon-sword-and-shield/ https://www.dexerto.com/pokemon/pokemon-sword-shield-models-reused-1286263 https://www.washingtonpost.com/video-games/reviews/dexit-or-no-sword-shield-inch-closer-dreams-grand-pokemon-adventure/ https://youtu.be/5XCselqEhAc- Death Stranding Reviewa Break the Internet by RGT85 https://youtu.be/HaToqHzXVAI- ReviewTechUSA on Death Stranding https://youtu.be/HAJb8KgmmV- Jimquisiton on #dexit https://youtu.be/mFx2scjbUHs- Pokémon Sword & Shield Controversy Explained from This Is (watchmojo like channel). https://youtu.be/hZlt3G-t1Tg- Arlo on Pokémon Problem (this video is 3 Months Old). FYI: If the rest of you don’t want TJ to talk about Video-Game Related problems, y’all need to step up. This is the only contentious news (outside the Political Circus Show) I’ve been hearing about for the past month. If the rest of you want Abandon Hope to stay interesting, you need interesting stories that will make you think of the culture at large. So if you don’t want this story to appear on abandon hope, time to do your homework. I already did mine, time to send this info off and hopefully see who found better stories than this fiasco later tonight. Best of luck

Hypnotic Visionaire

Minneapolis Police Admit To Discovering 1700 Untested Rape Kits Definitely not a “funny” story but I think you should cover it to help nudge along those who still haven’t abandoned hope in our police/criminal justice system lol. And as a Minnesotan it hits close to home for me. http://m.startribune.com/minneapolis-police-discover-1-700-untested-rape-kits-spanning-30-years/564989082/

Karen

https://youtu.be/jU4binuI-BE DAVID PAKMAN LIES OR MISREPREESENTS THE BOLIVIA COUP

Logan day

Peter Thiel PayPal co founder and Trumpet supporter to run/host Hereticon in New Orleans May 2020. They will delve into UFOs, doomsday,drag culture, Bio engineering and Immortality. Sounds ridiculous. https://www.businessinsider.com/peter-thiel-vc-firm-founders-fund-hereticon-conference-immortality-ufo-2019-10?r=US&IR=T

Wilbur Whateley

I potentially deserve to be shot in the head for thinking of this. Did they tell him too raise his hands and get on his knees, then dicided to tackle him, because he could not comply?

Mavis Henry

What about the South Park trans controversy

Michael Sims

How about those two shootings in the last week

Matthew

And here is an article about said 15 year old. https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/11/15/pima-county-sheriffs-office-year-old-video-quadruple-amputee/#click=https://t.co/jEAzcSDi7X

Kimberly Winters

This might be better for a flash fried but a 15 year old boy without arms or legs was tackled by a cop. https://youtu.be/11jrByA6m0c

Kimberly Winters

Trailer for the new spongebob movie. https://youtu.be/HfiH_526qhY

Brandon Marthers

TJ, when you get better, would you react to this obscure historic event. video < 7 min. https://youtu.be/6ktIIVRWGvM?t=12

Rob Waters

If you don't cover it in the show, I wouldn't blame you. Regardless, you should see this. It is Adapted Karate presented by the Disability Karate Federation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKA14aPrtn4

gotsniff

Trump is having a rap contest. The entry videos are awesomely cringe. Showing anyone of them is gold.

Shannon

we outchyea flaking and perpetrating bu scared to kick it with reality

Lupin X

You have 10 minutes, Cheejay.

GC1931

I want my Wine-O induced Baldy TJ shitting on everything. The fuck my boy! Why have thy foresaken us?!

Ignar Husky

I'm a realer fan than most of you motherfuckers. I also have school tomorrow. I need my 8 hours.

Cool. I'm disappointed.

Abby Danger

oh boy guess it's happening in the next hour

Not A Computer

Where tha fuck is the show

Kid Wizard

Sunday isn't over until the sun is up on Monday morning. We could be getting a 2am stream so TJ can weed out everyone who isn't a real fan.

ultrasound700

We're hungry TJ feed us.

Joshulin Collins

Cheejay get your drunk ass online

10baseballdmo

scammed again

Dominion of New Zanada

Brett Keane was right, Scam individuals

Palanama

Who?

Jason Clark

Guess i'll go watch stupid TAP scheduled in 8 mins. At least Ben shows up. **Without a paywall.

Zygote

Scammed again..

Zygote

give tj a break. paul's diabities caught up with him and he's getting his feet amputated. tj is just being a supportive friend.

Fried Poptarts

Lies !!!

Null

Corm orn, Cheejay. Weekend's almost over.

nah we got, got

Fried Poptarts

show tonight?

GC1931

https://www.patreon.com/posts/another-abandon-31614241?utm_medium=post_notification_email&utm_source=post_link&utm_campaign=patron_engagement&token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJyZWRpc19rZXkiOiJpbnN0YW50LWFjY2VzczpjNTExYTY5NC1kYzVlLTQ0NDctODkzOC01ZWRkNDFjNjQ0MDIifQ.AKqyxfex-nFFLIG8LhJYOEpj51bymMdBrm9XRc_PaHA Notorious scammer lies about doing an Abandon Hope

Bob Bobson

https://youtu.be/jsvrdiX2OUE Retard grifter attempts to defend dogshit Electoral College from your calls to abolish it.

CBG_HitMang

Guy defends Skylar White Skip to about 2-3 mins in for less of his annoying intro https://youtu.be/PawBjDGGOCQ

Cory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWUZnYCe0QA Do something on this guy. For 100 thousand dollars, you get to be a citizen of his enlightened civilization! xD

Focus Shift

You heard about facial recognition,get ready for chinese gait recognition. Even Masks wont save you from your overlords now. Especially Paul might love this: https://apnews.com/bf75dd1c26c947b7826d270a16e2658a

fabian höfler

Talk about the political situation in guatemala

Lupin X

I’ve suggested this one a few times already. https://nypost.com/2019/01/21/flight-attendant-says-overweight-passenger-forced-her-to-wipe-his-butt/

Tito Manfredo

Man gets hit in the head with football...helmet???https://nypost.com/2019/11/17/myles-garrett-to-appeal-nfl-suspension-after-helmet-attack/?utm_source=url_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site%20buttons&utm_campaign=site%20buttons

YourEvilBoyfriend

PLEASE cover this TJ its a north korean article about joe biden honestly you have to cover this it is amazing https://kcnawatch.org/newstream/1573744876-272554031/rabid-dog-must-be-beaten-to-death-kcna-commentary/?t=1573778935787

mango raccoon

This is a Washington Post article on Saudi Arabia listed feminism,atheism and homosexuality as extreme but sort of took it back. https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2019/11/12/feminism-homosexuality-atheism-are-forms-extremism-according-saudi-arabia/?outputType=amp

Oh yeah, his name is Christian Negre. Literraly Christian Nigger

French official drugged women to watch them pee... Do I need to say more ? https://www.thelocal.fr/20191109/french-official-charged-with-drugging-women-to-make-them-pee

Wild boars snoting coke, I found it hilarious. Sad news is, someone's not getting drugs tonight :( https://news.sky.com/story/wild-boar-discover-and-snort-17-000-of-cocaine-in-tuscan-forest-11861940?fbclid=IwAR1KEoAtQcu9MR0GS-RCiL4jVPgbMDNsM-40WJ8udL1KT48WV7XtPTag8WA

Złosiej Stępień

tj

Fried Poptarts

BANNANA

noname

You could cover lilly sigh and her pc late night show. Its next level cringe.

Mark Sweeney

A bad Aussie comedian trying to make offensive Muslim jokes that aren’t funny to a test audience and then getting their reaction to it https://youtu.be/TfdospKUn5c the stupid in this video is palpable

Sam Bray

TJ has passed away, change my mind.

Joshua Thieman

Should I abandon hope for the abandon hope?

queefspeak

bring forth the Paul. The hour grows late and the need for him to be summoned to this meeting is great. For the dark torment that lives inside him must be unveiled and His thirst for abandonment must be quenched. For he is Paul the dark usurper of time, hope and greed.

Clint

Some third world countries are starting to demand first world nations take back their deported garbage. Pretty obviously funny; I mean come on. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-48444874

Joshulin Collins

Sonic movie redesign https://www.cbr.com/sonic-redesign-boosts-costly-yet-positive-reactions/

Ephriam Lippert

I second that notion

Zane Roberts

I second this motion.

Jaron Talotta

tj is this still taking place tonight or can we all go to sleep

Fried Poptarts

Damn that "moderate" stance of not wanting to destroy everything we have. lmao

Brent Slade

you guys are so stupid you have to provide a link too

Serena Gatti

Obama coming out with moderate bullshit “Americans don’t want to tear down the system”

Henry

its my dream to catch a live show live i havent been in a chat with tj since dp days. i miss it

Fried Poptarts

Ayye, awesome. Hopefully I can catch it live for once.

Jareth Gawain

Same crazy pastor as last abandon hope, it is long winded but it contains the same amount of idiocy. Why Christian women are prettier.https://dougwils.com/books-and-culture/s7-engaging-the-culture/on-why-christian-women-are-prettier.html

Pagedleader

Am I correct that Abandon Hope is only accessible through Patreon?

Doitlive

Talk about people in Louisiana being nosey.

c0lt

Go to Marlin Benson under your Facebook profiles messages- I sent you tons of butt story’s a while back- so do them, who cares if they are old

Marlin Benson

Apple removes all vape related apps from App Store. I don’t have a link but it’s super easy to find.

Marlin Benson

Dick girls

Nicholas

I'd love to see an episode of abandon hope of you calling popeyes and asking if they have the chicken sandwich in stock.

Fried Poptarts

https://news.sky.com/story/wild-boar-discover-and-snort-17-000-of-cocaine-in-tuscan-forest-11861940 Wild Boar Discovers and Snorts up 17,000 Pounds of Cocaine. This is a hilarious story that I believe would work great as an ice breaker in between two bigger (more contentious) stories. I’m so glad you’re doing this once a week (even though you hate it). I’ll try to sprinkle in some funny stories with the serious ones.

Hypnotic Visionaire

Maybe cover a bit on Warren massively walking back on M4A publicly and how MSM is using that info to tout her more than ever. Also insurance companies stock went way up after her announcement and her daughter is a CEO of some insurance company. I feel more people need to see her snake in the grass be for what it is. It would make for a great rant.

Heather Squidz

Florida man's murder plot against wife backfires after he's left paralyzed https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-mans-murder-plot-against-wife-backfires-after-hes-left-paralyzed

Fried Poptarts

Hunter shot, killed after friend mistook him for deer in Georgia woods, authorities say https://abcnews.go.com/US/hunter-shot-killed-friend-mistook-deer-georgia-woods/story?id=65938941&cid=social_twitter_wnt

Fried Poptarts

Addiction Expert: 'Some People Do Better' On Heroin https://youtu.be/TYpNPQ0bZ34

Dr. Carl Hart on Legalisation vs Decriminalisation of Drugs https://youtu.be/M_0CN_42YWg Dr Hart explains why he’s for drug legalization.

Here is Jordan Peterson explaining why he thinks overpopulation isn't a problem. It's a 7-minute video but most of his points are with in the first 2 minutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnIKH0bbNSs Here is another of him arguing against the population bomb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr5z_hFzQhw

Gene Allen

https://youtu.be/QTeEmRUp1nE

drjkrtykjtukytu

Any stuff from this guy is pretty hilarious. This video about evolutionbeing linked to the ocult though is particularly bonkers. https://youtu.be/ZafFGGNAef8

SomeGuy

BBC News - Prince Andrew 'categorically' denies sex claims https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-50446065. Part of the ongoing Epstein conspricy, Prince Andrew gives a bizzare alibi for his whereabouts on the day he was accused of having sex with an underage girl, who was trafficked by Epstein.

mcrooo

Hey TJ, here's a video I'd love to see you cover. It's a father begging his young son not to become a police officer. The direction it goes in should make this a very entertaining reaction. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrmhKVY4M78

Hereticked

Holy fucking shit, this for sure needs to be in

SawedOffClown .

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z6vk9Tv Christian wins arguement against atheist, kinda sorta

Venny

I gotta say, in my opinion, she looks awesome.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in brain

Bigass Frog

I want alertics so i can show up live this time publes

Fried Poptarts

https://www.spectator.co.uk/2019/11/ok-zoomer-is-that-really-the-best-youve-got/

Florida man claims wind blew cocaine into his car. https://1010wins.radio.com/articles/florida-man-wind-blew-cocaine-my-car

Horror Muppet

Bill Maher toning down anti-trump rhetoric for fear of civil war. https://www.newsweek.com/bill-maher-trump-jokes-civil-war-real-time-hbo-1472174

Horror Muppet

https://youtu.be/_bemF8tdyb0

drjkrtykjtukytu

Fuckin hyped

Sween bum rushing Derek with a Xenophase blade

Details on twitter's political ad ban. https://www.cnbc.com/2019/11/15/twitter-unveils-new-political-ad-policy.html

Horror Muppet

https://morningstaronline.co.uk/article/w/christian-supremacist-anoints-herself-interim-president-of-bolivia Christian supremacist anoints herself interim president of Bolivia: Ms Anez was later filmed on CNN Argentina lifting a giant bible above her head, surrounded by her supporters, shouting: “The bible returns to the palace.” Mr Morales reformed the country’s constitution to grant rights to “mother Earth” — “Pachamama” — an indigenous Andean goddess. In practice the law protects the environment from degradation but Bolivia’s hard right see it as a pagan disgrace. Images of now-deleted tweets by Ms Anez circulated on Twitter yesterday. In one from 2013, she says: “I dream of a Bolivia free of satanic indigenous rites.

John

Hispanic evangelical minister seeking to challenge AOC. https://nypost.com/2019/10/10/fernando-cabrera-will-challenge-aoc-in-democratic-primary-with-pro-capitalist-message/

Horror Muppet

Florida man burns a man alive after losing a card game. https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Florida-Man-Burns-Man-Alive-After-L-564860542.html

Horror Muppet

A movement towards turning humans into batteries? I give you Ad Infinatum..a machine/art installation that explores a parasitic device that feeds of people... https://robertkovax.com/ad-infinitum-a-parasite-that-lives-off-human-energy

Wilbur Whateley

Florida man makes himself some food while robbing a taco bell. https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/11/15/florida-man-makes-snack-robbing-taco-bell/

Horror Muppet

RIP No Nut November

Mexican Zoidburg

https://youtu.be/zrVlrZX4UsI Cambridge University bans clapping in order not to offend deaf people or trigger others.

danieljohnyerke

Donna Brazile whining about Roger Stone and his involvement in Wikileaks informing the American ppl about Hillary's cheating. It happened on the Bill Maher Overtime last night. Talk about establishment privilege, I literally couldn't fucking believe how entitled and arrogant these centrists are!

Matt Matt

Man handcuffed after ‘illegally eating sandwich’ on train platform: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AezHatFCCU&lc=z23gsfhjsvenhlhqf04t1aokgzpseovtfr5fojckoxldrk0h00410

Why SCOTUS' Gun Ruling Is Damaging (Shapiro): https://youtu.be/Paok_tNu4L4 The Democrats Have Gone Over The Deep End (Shapiro): https://youtu.be/YX6ZXN1zrmY Mark Cuban: Capitalism is going to win, socialism just doesn't work: https://youtu.be/rCd2vWsWWrI Abortion: The Slavery of our Day: https://youtu.be/9kMRe6-TXa0 Rick Wiles Is Taking His Ball and Going Home (Rick Wiles quits Youtube): https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/rick-wiles-is-taking-his-ball-and-going-home/

GC1931

I can't decide if this girl has abandoned all hope or is the only one us truly living... https://instagram.com/devlin_616?igshid=f9lwnx9t0k98

Kittytime

cop tackles 15 year old boy with no arms or legs https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/11/15/pima-county-sheriffs-office-year-old-video-quadruple-amputee/%3foutputType=amp

Julie ?

Oh spank you TJ spank you so very hard. Here's some tasty hong kong cookin https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-07-24/who-are-triads-and-are-they-behind-hong-kong-attacks-quicktake?utm_source=url_link

YourEvilBoyfriend

TJ, thank you for feeding us so well 🙏

hidewari

This article made me giggle, it's about the American government going through Canadian people's mail. https://www.foxnews.com/world/canada-island-mail-us-border-maine

Daniel Melle

An argument that the Star Wars prequels are actually great. https://youtu.be/RbbwAh_IXeU

SPT12

This is a video talking about first hand accounts of the horroble working conditions at the Orwellian amazon "fulfillment centers". Piss bottles everywhere, crazy hours, etc. Idk how these are legal. https://youtu.be/TQzZyqmBt8w

Sam Tabatowski

Neat!! You should rate big fat asses on at scale of 1 to GOOD GOD DAMN

Johnny Kamikaze

I don't quite recall if you've covered this one before, but this is a video of Ben Shapiro analyzing a discussion between Ben Affleck and Bill Maher regarding Islam. https://youtu.be/6BTD0CiuiUo

Mel Blanc

I know you hate Anthony Fantano’s taste in music. Here’s him reviewing Tool’s new album. Wondering if you’ll agree. https://youtu.be/K7xhuqw4DgE

SPT12

YES I can’t get enough Abandon Hope!!

Josh Wheeler


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