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Abandon Hope Postponed

Really wanted to do a show tonight, but I've been struggling with terrible stomach problems all day that would simply detract from me putting on the best possible show.

I will be announcing a make-up date shortly. Until then, I want to convey my apologies for the delay and my gratitude for your patience.

-TJ

Comments

Feel better

Tyler Fun

I always use the stomach problem scam with my employer too! Hope you feel motivated to work again soon!

Forbidden Fruit Basket

"I really wanted to do the show guys..... but then I remembered I'm a lazy peice of shit"

Awww, feel better soon, Scammer :)

Skeptical Jesus

Scam situation

Johnny Kamikaze

This message was braught to us from the browned out porcelain throne wedged between Tj's royally destructive ass crack and the holly ground he walks on, of which as of now, at least 60 sum odd people worship.

The Glue Boblin

fucking scammer

Zachary Recer

Well it does achieve its aim... I have abandoned hope on this episode

Christos Binos

TJ scams makes me sick to my stomach!! Get it!! Lololol

DonnySlime

Feel better soon!!

Sierra Reppert

paul's diabities caught up with him and he's getting his feet amputated. tj is just being a supportive friend.

Fried Poptarts

cut back on the booze u fat tub

Duckling Duckins

Poor TJ ate to much greasy shit, can't do the show now.

Madmanx25

French vanilla situation

Over stuffed

Well that's "shitty".

The Mollusk Rising

Sorry to hear TJ hope you feel better thanks for the update

Colten Drennen

Told y'all TJ has passed...something.

Joshua Thieman

You're gonna go out like Elvis.

Shawn Johnson

I hope you feel better! ❤

Julie Ann Payne

💩This makes me a SAD Poop Poop 😥

Poop Poop

Mint and Ginger tea, no swimming in a lake of red wine

Wilbur Whateley

SCAMMED AGAIN! j/k, take it easy TJ

Hereticked

Get well soon, bitch!

N

You guys I've been cranking content out like crazy. No one's going to blame you for having to take rest days.

FRANKENHOLE

If you are experiencing nausea that wont go away, go and buy some candied ginger. It sounds stupid, and some people hate the taste, but it works better than anything else I've tried. Get better soon faggot <3

Clyde Frog

It's fine. My balls itch so I probably wouldn't have paid much attention.

Dep

Get some French vanilla situation to clear you out, my tummy hurts ain’t no excuse biiiitch

queefspeak

"I was going to give you guys content that you payed but my tummy feels bad so you guys don't get shit" TJ is such a lazy asshole.

Oliver Zinn

No one is mad, dont die.

damien glenn

I've done shows with a fully prolapsed asshole. You are a weak man Thomas. Corpse Midget out.

Lucian Hodoboc

Feel better man. Ive had recurring stomach pains for a minute and its a horrible drain. Much love my man!

CJEngine

Apologies!... How dare you!! you should be cranking out videos from beyond the grave!! lol

Aaron Primack

Don’t sweat it, dude. It’s that time of year. You’re not alone. There’s a nasty stomach bug going around near me and I caught it even though work prevents me from leaving the house for 95% of the week. It must’ve come in with UberEats. Just get some rest and work later. If you don’t, you’ll end up regretting it. I tried that. It didn’t end well. Relax. Watch some TV. Creepshow is good if you haven’t seen it. Just let your body recover. We’ll wait.

The Deputy Of Common Sense

Sall good man. Hope you get to feeling better soon

Jareth Gawain

Get well soon, man. Take your time.

AlabamaSasquatch

It’s OK TJ. We understand. Get well soon.

Tito Manfredo

Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix, TJ.

Ryan Gondek

Sakes of fuck. Your deep fat fired....... Naw dawg it's all good. Ya faggotttt!

Dwenn

Im disappointed but shit happens. Hope you feel better soon

Trippy dude

Too much wine tonight

Ignar Husky

Feel better soon TJ. I had the stomach flu this weekend and had to call in sick to work. It happens!

Karen

TJ is down with a case of the Bell

SawedOffClown .

Fuck you, lazy piece of shit. Just kidding, feel better, man.

We must wait as TJ gets all the semen pumped from his stomach.

Xenos Nassar

Get well soon TJ. There are always other days to abandon hope in all of humanity.

Malick Alnakallah

2019 TJ is a better TJ

Lance

Scammed again.

Chimpso

TJ you are an unforgivable piece of shit

Sven K

Feel better dude, but this better be a kickass show

Alex

Eating a whole package of Oreos at once tends to do that.

Mark Lauer

scammed yet again. jokes aside, take care of yourself. :)

projecthorn

Feel better TJ get well soon lay off las drogas

10baseballdmo

No worries man, I've had pretty bad stomach problems after eating a sketchy burrito

King Komodox

Get well Tj. Hope you pass the 30lbs of chalky poop causing you pain.

Nk-Ultra

It’s okay TJ feel better •v•

Sophia Finizia

TJ HAS COMMITTED YET ANOTHER ERROR

Cole W

Good luck my hero

MrFings

ERROR 404: TJ DOES NOT COMPUTE Seriously though, get well soon dude, we understand.

Pengmaeda

No worries hope u feel better TJ

Evan

How dare you!!! My life depended on this. Abandon Hope indeed, wahhh!!!! (LOL)

Hypnotic Visionaire

TJ dead or got hacked that sounded way to sincere to be him.

danieljohnyerke

Was just thinking about asking for an update on this

Sev Obzen

That's a shame, I was looking forward to it. Was it taco bell? I bet it was taco bell...

Phil Oliver Hoels

No worries, man. Feel better soon.

Jason Clark

Scammers!!!

Kevin Solis Perez

Yaaahhhh gahbage TEEJAY!!! Just kidding, hope you feel better man 🤘🏻

Richard Greenwood

2011 TJ would still put on a show!

Jim Asks

I forgive you.

Abby Danger

scammed again

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