Flash Fried: NEW YEAR'S DAY

Another point, about those mince pies. The company I work for is a multi-billion dollar industry, and they refuse to shut down operations for christmas day for 8 hours even. And what’s better, they don’t even have like a sign up sheet for who is willing to work that day and who would rather not, not even an option to spare some poor fuck with their family at home when I’m single and willing to work haha. Minor point just think it’s funny how lazy and greedy they are.

Canadian Attack Moose

Terrorism to endorse the survival of humanity. Seems legit.

Canadian Attack Moose

My question about the Australian bush fires is, why can’t we deploy some troops to help combat the fires? Oh right, gotta have the death squads blowing up your pile of rubble you’re living in in Iraq. Brilliant. I don’t normally agree with Paul about the bring on the nukes, but god damn do we not deserve this planet.

Canadian Attack Moose

Same here.

Charles Houston

no, we don't all have autism...

Brent Tavenor

I feel you

FRANKENHOLE

The more news I see, the more pessimistic I get about humanity’s future

Todd

Anyone else annoyed by TJ never understanding what the actual purpose of putting quotes around something in a headline is? He always takes it as though it's implying the opposite when it's almost always literally just quoting somebody.

CORNMAN

Can we get the same layout for flash fried that you have for The movie commentaries? It’d be nice to see your guys reactions to this, always had that thought in my head

AlterEgoIII

Been loving these Flash Frieds, guys.

Japester

Australia is becoming the Fire Nation from Avatar

Josh Jerome

It's dead on!

Brown

We should just do away with vaccines altogether and provide everybody with a subsidized hamster ball.

Josh Jerome

Damn, I dont agree with booty-judge, but TJ didnt even attempt to read the article and understand how the contest was supposed to work (the lowest UNIQUE donation). Where's my information segment? FAKE NEWS.

G K

I almost watched the pleb version, I'm glad I noticed in time. I can't afford a tetanus shot right now.

Josh Jerome

DFF IS the place to be nakedly nice. Now take your clothes off.

Xinic5

They had problems with trying to read certain articles or watch certain videos due to ad block in their early episodes.

Xinic5

This should be renamed to "Hope Fried" or "Future Fried" lol

Xinic5

I cannot believe Paul's stunning lack of compassion for those brave lawmen who were given the unthinkable choice of electrifying an old black lady in her doorway, or not doing that. He just doesn't understand what it's like to be a member of the thin blue line. They all took the oath to exploit and endanger, and they have to live up to that responsibility every single day. Paul wouldn't last one day as a lawman, not in Manatee County or anywhere else.

Tito Manfredo

i really wish you guys had any idea what you are talking about with regards to the middle east and not just what you see on TV. Half this episode is just bashing soldiers on the ground instead of the higher ups making the decisions that put them there . keep talking about shit you know about and not places you have never even been within a thousand miles of.

Justin

TJ should cover this on Abandon Hope: https://nypost.com/2018/12/21/aquarium-says-sorry-for-calling-otter-thicc-girl/

R. BUDD DWYER

Welp considering we just bombed and killed the top General in Iran Soleimani...something tells me war is here. My family is from Iran...This will not end well, a bunch of innocent people wanting to be free from dictatorship and religion and the US..coming in to "liberate."

Heather Squidz

I don't think the writers of Dolomite Is My Name meant to portray his early rise as an absolute triumph. He did get coast-to-coast recognition, but only by the black community. Maybe you or I would see that as legendary enough, but the story is about him shooting for the next level. He was trying to can ALL the beans. Also, biopics tend to have little disappointing voids in the story, that a fictional script wouldn't suffer. Like in Catch Me If You Can, how'd the protagonist's dad die? Dumbass fell down some stairs and busted his neck, off-camera. If Hollywood had its entire way, they wouldn't have let him go out like that, but reality can be a little blunt and arbitrary.

Jeremy K

I know DFF isn't really the place to be nakedly nice to anyone but; Happy new year Paul, TJ, Scotty, and all the patrons. Hope you all keep healthy and happy this year.

Douglas Hesketh

mince pies dont have meat in them, they have fruit in them.

Ben Curry

Paul is such a whiny bitch

Preston Neal

I am one of those guys that turned 18 and then VA made the age 21. I been addicted since I was in high school and now I can't even get a nicotine patch... So now I just buy tobacco at my job at a gas station.

Ian Butler

Paul's old man voice sounds like Mr. Magoo.

Teddy Spaghetti

There should be reparations for the low level marijuana offenders, example: if you were caught with X amount of weed then you should be compensated for the market price

Shrunken Presence

nice +2 hours of flash fried

Duckling Duckins

Sometimes I wish I were in the room when they criticize movies. They have a bad habit of deciding what a movie is "supposed" to be or what the "spirit" of it is and then if any deviation or reinterpretation occurs they dismiss it outright. They even do it to songs, Disturbed's version of Sound of Silence comes to mind. I will say that they were right about the new IT movies though. Pennywise is not supposed to look like a demon, it defeats the purpose of him being a clown. But I don't think every instance of a piece of art deviating from its original vibe is necessarily bad.

Nikolas Seamans

On the water issue in the 90s coca cola lobbied to get rid of water regulations so they could sell bottled water

Slizenberg

write fucking pig on a cup get fired, shoot unarmed people get vacation

Slizenberg

The tap water here is not safe to drink.. I live in West Virginia. People probably know we exist now, cause we're in the list of horrible opioid deaths and whatnot.. oh and our Gov. Farted on live tv.. sorry forgot what I was talking about... great show?...

Meahhhsee

oh baby

Alena Leonova

Yeah, Australia is undergoing a massive ecological transformation into the Anthropocene Era. But our coal-fuelled leaders are in complete denial. They are having holidays in Hawaii at the moment. (I didn't make that up). All the government is doing, is declaring eco-activism a form of terrorism.

steven decke

Our first serving of the decade

Notjustklownin

Happy new year's guys

Notjustklownin

tulsi's shiny chest can't save her now.

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Perpetual Coin Toss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcOTiTVuizU

mega

Ain't that the truth.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Same shit, different year.

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