ABANDON HOPE SUGGESTIONS THREAD

Not trying to sound like douchbag im only excited to watch it since i repledged for that.

Risko

How about you upload second part of tournament of champions its friday so do as you promised.

Risko

Some douche nozzle soliloquizes about why his son shouldn't become a cop: because they're so put upon and have it so hard in this country. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrmhKVY4M78

Hereticked

Just became a patron so idk if this is too "deep" or whatever but its fascinating. Basically European police put out images (often totally non descript) related to child abuse and people are able to locate where they were taken. This story explains how a team did it. There's also a subreddit called /TraceAnObject but be warned, some are pretty disturbing but are ultimately SFW. https://www.bellingcat.com/news/2019/12/05/two-europol-stopchildabuse-images-geolocated-part-i-madagascar/

Mike Brothers

How to take a dick pic, YouTube safe! Plus there are a few polling questions you can look into. https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a19695172/how-to-send-nudes-dick-pics/

Christopher Borra

Listen to onision 911 call when Chris Hansen went to his house it’s fucking hilarious.

Anthony Sharp

Neil Peart death

AARON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_SxJhIbVag

Neil Fowlie

I do miss Kermit the frog

Pissed off mushroom

Joker getting 11 fuckin oscar nominations

I raped Jesus in his tomb

"I like Tulsi, and I like Bernie. Everyone else can eat shit". - Joe Rogan 1/16/20 on Joe Rogan Experience episode #1412 2:14:23 Jimmy Dore is the man, I highly recommend this episode. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=amx14K9N5CY&feature=youtu.be

Home of da BONE

https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/tv/story/2020-01-17/hillary-clinton-hulu-nanette-burstein. Hilary Clinton shit

Daniel Melle

Jordan Peterson talking about the problems with atheist https://youtu.be/wwi9Q9apHGI

lemmon_boi

Tim pool talking about "z end of Bernie Sanders due to one person in the Bernie Sanders campaign is some crazy communist or something https://youtu.be/een3hDDSaUI

lemmon_boi

I already made a post about this over at the Community Tab, but here is the funniest most unbearably hysterical reactions to the Oscar Nominations. Two 20-something’s want to gain an audience, and become sheep for Hollywood. I think this would be a fun one to watch in between two discussion heavy topics. You can’t believe this is real. https://youtu.be/zJNFGWMyAAs

Hypnotic Visionaire

Obese isis leader captured https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7898661/Obese-ISIS-mufti-arrested-Iraq-heavy-loaded-truck.html

A

Judge Joe Brown was stoned all the time.

danieljohnyerke

https://youtu.be/BpDLrONYvW4 The View give their idiotic take on Bernie Sanders and Warren's confrontation on the debate stage... They go on to give reasons why they don't like Bernie and basically call him sexist inexplicably

Reuben Crossen

It's Thursday, am finna Abandon Hope that it'll happen by today like it says over yonder on the updates. Tsk tsk TJ. Maybe it's how he gets us all riled up for it and attempts to Abandon Hope on Abandon Hope, for meta affect.

Ignar Husky

Christian school expels teen after rainbow sweater and cake were deemed 'lifestyle violations' https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/catholic-school-expels-teen-after-rainbow-sweater-cake-deemed-lifestyle-n1116136

deadkill27

https://youtu.be/K2d3DMC6qyg why Bernie Sanders communist misadventures still matters

drjkrtykjtukytu

I thought this was a good video on the effects and intentions of the Belt and Road initiative, best watched at 2x playback speed. TJ, this is an fyi, dont actually try to play it on the show. https://youtu.be/hhMAt3BluAU

Rob Waters

Nomination for "Joker" the movie is a joke. Basically they say only edgy people can take it seriously. They insult the movie like 20 times and every insult is the word " dumb", the way they attack the movie is how they attack Sanders in a way. MSM is determined to push a narrative. https://slate.com/culture/2020/01/oscar-nominations-2020-joker-best-picture-no.html

Agarikon

In contrast to Trump picking a fight w/ Iran, we had our good friends and trading partners the Saudis soldiers over to train together, but they did a terrorism and we had to tell them politely yet firmly to go home (but we're still on for that thing on Friday, right?) No outrage, no one's even talking about it, relationship still strong cus money BBC.com/news/world-us-canada-51095771 Maybe u can find a vid or better article, something more dynamic, this is what I had

Rob Waters

How China will take over the world. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belt_and_Road_Initiative

Jacob Ponce

How China plans to take over the world. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belt_and_Road_Initiative

Jacob Ponce

https://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/2020/01/man-armed-with-wiper-fluid-robs-ann-arbor-gas-station.html local news story, "man armed with wiper fluid robs Anm Arbor gas station"

Noah Abrams-Smith

Praeger U on why fairness as a concept is stupid https://youtu.be/vHE6AYNOCrg

Ethan Appleby

Policeman fired for giving homeless man dog faeces sandwich wins job back https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/policeman-fired-giving-homeless-man-21267404.amp#aoh=15789713958945&csi=1&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s

deadkill27

Group of conservative moms boycot burger king commercial that said "damn": https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2020/01/13/burger-king-protested-one-million-moms-using-d-word-ad/4452296002/

Matthew Colangelo

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/jan/12/ricky-gervais-and-jeremy-clarkson-are-no-laughing-matter

CJ

The two living Popes clash over celibacy of priests: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-51086626

AkiK

https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/frc-argues-trumps-killing-of-iranian-general-was-biblically-justified/ ... This is the link, correct?

AkiK

Is Bernie Sanders the new Obama? https://youtu.be/U7JZ91lKYb0

Kevin Wayne Bowen

Do another abandon highdeology

Michael Buonomo

Tooooonight soon?

DrainGang

WHERE IS IT SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEERRRRRS

Dakota Taylor

I think this is an interesting clip some might enjoy viewing or reacting to featuring Judge Joe Brown. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2JDO_QxsWY

More Transhumanism: this vid is about neuralink and its implications https://youtu.be/0jOjh6lwp9w This makes the people who say 'transhumanism and consumer cybernetics are not gonna happen in our lifetime' look like the luddites they are.

Ethan Appleby

Ralph the movie maker who usually makes pretty good videos, did this controversial joker take. Interested in your thoughts: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ6Tqf2gPGA

Matthew Colangelo

How Fans and Celebrities are reacting to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle leaving the Royal Family. Interested to get your take on this as I’ve read numerous people having unnecessary meltdowns over this news (https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/amp.toofab.com/2020/01/08/harry-meghan-peace-out-on-royals-twitter-reacts/)

Todd Newton

its weird, i appreciate a conversation about it being normalized, but since they are so rare when they do happen, they feel aggressive and i get that same "fuck off you wanker" instinct you can tell Rickey is barely holding back

Rob Waters

Uk bans ads for gender stereotyping. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/media/2019/aug/14/first-ads-banned-for-contravening-gender-stereotyping-rules

Gondotheslayer

Dis iz Kovar

EmperorGhidorah

Right-wingers defending and praising Trump killing Soleimani

EmperorGhidorah

Jesus

EmperorGhidorah

Ricky Gervais being asked a stupid fucking question by annoying bobble head Stephen Colbert https://youtu.be/P5ZOwNK6n9U

Armando

Nick Fuentes approaching Ben Shapiro on the street

https://youtu.be/nYD_4goe7oo Kevin Smith does a racism.

CJEngine

Ricky Gervais Golden Globes Speech

Simon

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://fox8.com/2020/01/10/lawmaker-in-vermont-wants-to-make-cell-phones-21-up/amp/&ved=2ahUKEwjdw9DE0_nmAhXYXc0KHeseA0YQr_oDegQIBhAt&usg=AOvVaw2nGShMlRxDLaBsmvOXQKCF Vermont has proposed a bill banning cellphone usage if you're under 21 years of age.

Darklit-Alpha

BRING A FRIEND PP CONTENT IS MULTIPLIED BY MORE HOSTS

Jordan Zucaro

A Reddit post about how disappointed JJ Abrams was with the official cut of The Rise Of Skywalker. His director's cut (a little over 3 hours) is rumored to be released at some point: https://www.reddit.com/r/saltierthancrait/comments/eisnd8/heres_what_ive_been_told_from_a_source_that/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Gregory Wittenberg

A Jubilee conversation between MRAs and Feminists: https://youtu.be/hOUGNGWmN0k

Gregory Wittenberg

Would like to hear your thoughts on the Ricky Gervais monologue at the golden globes. I thought it was awesome how he roasted Hollywood right to their faces.

Matt Roper

Dr. Theodore John Kaczynski: Industrial Society and Its Future https://youtu.be/n5ITyifcYy8

Home of da BONE

What are your thoughts on Trumps new war with Iran and how do you think this compares to Bush’s war in Iraq? Also would you and Paul be able to do a pitch wars on the topic of your potential western movie “Whiskey & Guns” and how would either of you write the movie? What would be the story? Who would be the character? Etc.

CC

Brazilian judge orders Netflix to remove Christmas special which depicts Jesus as gay https://www.theguardian.com/film/2020/jan/09/brazil-orders-netflix-remove-gay-jesus-comedy-first-temptation-christ

Fernando

Talk about the increasing levels of climate change Iowa has crazy levels of flooding

Clayton Dunlop

How soon is soon-ish?

right-winger denies that Australian wildfires is due to climate change https://youtu.be/aMtWZcncCe8

drjkrtykjtukytu

British government official gives an anti-war speech that applies today. https://www.facebook.com/908009612563863/posts/3334104289954371/

Van Panda

Guy eats grinder date https://nypost.com/2020/01/07/hairstylist-named-kevin-bacon-killed-eaten-by-grindr-date-from-hell-cops/amp/

John

watched it, thought it was good but did they fail to follow up on some things? like at one point the killer showed up at the girl's casino, never explained how or why, and at the end of one episode they had the girl driving around... was it paris? quebec? but i don't recall that ever being brought up again which is weird cus the whole time this person had been based out of Las Vegas. Maybe I wasn't paying attention, idk, still thought it was good

Rob Waters

check out this drum cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAMS-_Ac8Bc

Shane McGrath

Opinions on “don’t fuck with cats”

Daniel Carrington

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-wisconsin-teacher-pooping-park-two-years-retiring-20200104-5dimrbawrvbxdlfr4o6zo44yge-story.html A Wisconsin teacher was pooping in a public park for 2 years. Now he’s retiring from both teaching and public defecation

Booze and Bullshit Show

Youtuber calls Kyle Kulinski a North Korean apologist. https://youtu.be/7vmjaEz5owY

Two person Abandon Hopes are best!

Rob Head

EDIT: I revised list with better links

Rob Waters

Adorkable misogyny https://youtu.be/X3-hOigoxHs - 21.10 min

Stefon Sacco

Just have paul on too

Colton sawyer

This news service animates headline news w/CGI - Shocking+Sad+Funny+Cute, also between 1-2 min. Hope you like these TJ: Big dog holocaust in Beijing - 1 min 21 sec https://youtu.be/LypfKlGXVPY Mosquito repellant farts, take a guess: Florida or Africa? - 1.25 min https://youtu.be/HyQGDUFAM1E Polar bear spray painted - 1.5 min https://youtu.be/cuL0V2_55a0 Beijing recruits the dumbs of social media to make communism cool again - 2.5 min https://youtu.be/22njRSBb0pg

Rob Waters

Here is something that may or may not make you abandon hope depending on your mood today, TJ. There is this weird Swedish woman that's hellbent on acquiring the world's biggest ass using heavy training and eating a ton. Essentially a fuscular approach. This clip is short and in English, so it should work fine, all nudity is censored too. Natasha Crown wants the biggest ass in the world: https://youtu.be/rJHDAXGnwk0

Void Whisperer

What China's up to these days, You can make a full DFF out of this collection or just pick one or two vids for Abandon Hope. These are all current events less than a year old each, so you could also do a whole Sino-Centric episode of Flash Fried with them too if you need a break from American news. I tried to keep each vid short and recent. Thanks! Belt and Road Intro // debt traps - 6.5 min https://youtu.be/ACbbz0rOv6A B&R Dept traps in our back yard - 7 min 40 sec https://youtu.be/cd_6YgGWBeI Aus. surrounded by former Island nations turned dept traps - 22 min vid. (interesting but I won't blame you if too long for AH) https://youtu.be/BzCqQKnF9Oo Chinese try to recruit spy to win election in Australia, leave him dead in hotel - 2.5 min https://youtu.be/8cLgJBs1ekc Asian (Chinese, Indian, and SouthEast Asia) geopolitics as of now - 12 min (dry and monotone, but provides great context for the other vids on this list, I'd use it for reference, not the actual show) https://youtu.be/UDuQRY2WkCQ Taiwan's impending China invasion US involvement likely - 6 min 20 sec https://youtu.be/9xPQRrbq8wg HK crackdown defines Taiwan's Jan 11 election, exacerbating tentions - 5 min https://youtu.be/FFr1WzgWACM ^ same - 4.5 min https://youtu.be/lCN5TWx9oig ^ same - 2.5 min https://youtu.be/5QMTFL8Vs_U China's muslim cultural genocide: official docs leaked -10.75 min https://youtu.be/bLJjyX7tf-4 Muslim refugee accounts of Chinese concentration camps - 4 min https://youtu.be/_O8vfUpXZQI Germany hesitant to condemn concentration camps ... in China- 9 min 40 sec https://youtu.be/WgHU5uem9C8

Rob Waters

Top Iranian Military General Assassination

Moony Reel

https://www.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/jgeqjy/an-alabama-police-chief-is-very-sorry-his-officers-made-a-homeless-quilt-out-of-panhandling-signs Cops make homeless quilt out of dozens of panhandling signs

John

Iran

Drone

Israel Police disguised as Palestinians attacked by Jewish settlers https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/20200103-israel-police-disguised-as-palestinians-attacked-by-jewish-settlers/?fbclid=IwAR39-rleDXbKHfLg-W0VUtID4_r7Ep34PdMMRpO51GfD_eI5nvkocDtfYEQ

Miha Kokalj

Tj once he hits his final form of getting fuscular. https://youtu.be/oJY7KZ8vnug

Jordan Nied

The contributions of Karl Marx parts 1-4 by economics professor Richard D Wolff https://youtu.be/srx5kXts1Jg https://youtu.be/qHpucHlq8Xg https://youtu.be/_rvhcQxKsa0 https://youtu.be/CLhGaBz1Szk

Ryan Garcia

Peterson and Shapiro in one room. They talked longer, but I found this briliantly named clip just for you to suffer through. (Btw look at the comments) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed-6u4nIo3M

Lexter

I mean Clancy voices/plays SO MANY villains and you stooges covered 0 as far as i can see scrolling through that one because it'd be a shame to sit through that with no Clancy

Hannah Trevino

I suggest you cover The Kurgan in your Villains episode. Or Lex Luthor ffs. Scrolled through the whole thing and there was none. How do you expect me to watch an episode Clancy Brown clearly fits in and then not deliver. smh. Support your fat brothers in entertainment you damn half-gays.

Hannah Trevino

why everything thinks we going to go to World War 3 now and the draft is going to be enforce now? Why it mostly likely not going to happened

Andrew Rose Vickers

A video on explaining more about the duct tape banana https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so8sB25IL4o&t=637s

Andrew Rose Vickers

I'd love a quick-is dive into the new Iran US Iraq conflict that's brewing up. Seems like we're heading into another middle east shit show before the last one is even over.

John McDonald

Neo Nazi loses his shit over an oven chip ad for 12 minutes https://youtu.be/BhFGsBr8nRs

hidewari

"Media theorist", Douglass Rushoff, flaps his stupid mouth about transhumanism https://youtu.be/mQzJIpADNMo I recomend you watch this short video about how we uploaded a worms brain first to really hammer home how dumb this Rushoff guy is: https://youtu.be/eYS7UIUM_SQ I really love your transhumanist content; ever since "the obsolescence of humanity" I've wanted more.

Ethan Appleby

Most chilling EVP recordings ever captured. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn00YIeSVaY

Ryan Gondek

Do it as Lance Sloane, Kovar, or Lil Beezy. Maybe bring Paul in to do Food God.

Ryan Gondek

Do a flip

Keegan Znosko

I second this, Scotty from Marketing gets chased out of town!

Cethlenn

check in on fakesagan and gman and all the old DP enemies

Chloe413

Republican lawmaker files bill to chemically castrate convicted sex offenders: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.tennessean.com/amp/2803880001

Spiffi

Naked Florida man on meth bit a dog and attacked a cop. https://www.foxnews.com/us/naked-florida-man-meth-bites-dog-assault-cop

Heather Squidz

The Australian Prime minister heckled out of town after being wiped out by bush fires.... ozzy ozzy ozzy? oi! oi! oi! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az4lkKjAsdI

Yrb wahs

Brief explanation of quantum physics, see if you can wrap your head around it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVpXrbZ4bnU&t=71s

The True Nihilist

Though not a story, maybe an update on Dank Dungeons and Drunken Dragons? It's my favorite thing you guys have done, and eagerly await the revival of it.

Big Dumpy

Church leaders praise God for allowing Trump to take 6 million people off food stamps https://www.sourcepolitics.com/church-leaders-thank-god-for-allowing-trump-to-take-6-million-people-off-food-stamps-video/

Chris Vargas

Forgetting something, TJ?

Sven K

WWIII

Toss up between Abandon Hope and Flash Fried. I really like the trio on Flash Fried. Abandon Hope might be juuuust behind FF with Cinema for Cynics behind that.

The Corpse God

Just reread what you wrote. It sounds bonkers. It is absurd. And its fuckin' true, how goddamn bizarre is this shit. Like, this is some over the top lame comic book shit right here. Like five years ago I said something in a thread I can't even remember where maybe Facebook that for America Islamic terrorists aren't the worst thing we need to worry about and that for us Christianity was a problem. People got pissed with me and thought the idea was absurd. Though, never would have imagined the crazy Dominionist fucks would actually get anywhere. And daaaaamn they got everywhere.

The Corpse God

The U.S. Military Killed a Terrorist And Liberals Are Very Sad (Shapiro): https://youtu.be/yIvGTtbxL8Y Varney: The real threat to our prosperity is radical political change: https://youtu.be/xeonWzMjmKg

GC1931

I don't have an article, but just wanted to say, this is my second favorite show. Suck it to the plebs who complain they get nothing but abandon hopes on TJ's channel.

Ignar Husky

react to this obscure war from 150 yrs ago pls. 200 Million dead and no ones heard of it. 7 min vid https://youtu.be/6ktIIVRWGvM?t=12

Rob Waters

Quebec Author Charged with Child Porn Over ‘Hansel and Gretel’ Retelling The case could set an alarming precedent for artists, according to freedom of speech experts. https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/3a8nv3/quebec-author-yvan-godbout-charged-with-child-porn-over-hansel-and-gretel-retelling?utm_campaign=sharebutton&fbclid=IwAR04mQMfkMJDbq_b2RXT7MtujqTVgsbjth7wtCWaMvkWU2Y2cU7vG_86tTQ&utm_source=reddit.com

King Komodox

This Guy stole a shit ton of Harry Potter merch and sold it on eBay over the course of a year for almost $50,000 https://www-bbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-50985143?amp_js_v=a2&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQCKAE%3D#referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.com%2Fnews%2Fuk-england-beds-bucks-herts-50985143

Dave grissom

Mobile, Alabama police officers ridicule homeless people in viral Facebook post: https://www.al.com/news/2019/12/mobile-police-officers-appear-to-ridicule-homeless-people-in-viral-facebook-post.html

The lighthouse trailer - I LOVE THIS MOVIE https://youtu.be/Hyag7lR8CPA

Brando Huey

That last sentence sounds kinda dirty TJ

Red Rocket

New Years Eve shooting at bar in Huntington WV. https://www.wsaz.com/content/news/At-least-two-shot-at-Huntington-bar-566622751.html

GodsButtMonkey

You've touched on this topic before, but I'd like to hear your thoughts about the Christian Politicians who are actively working to bring about Armageddon. The way they are trying to engineer Israel and the middle east to fit their interpretation of the book of Revelation. https://qz.com/1270516/jerusalem-embassy-trumps-foreign-policy-looks-like-rapture-christians-plan-to-trigger-apocalypse/

Chris Vargas

I was about to write this

damien glenn

Um Iran WW3 is a thing lol

Restitutor Orbis

It’s obvious but...sticking thy dick in the hornets nest .. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/jan/03/baghdad-airport-iraq-attack-deaths-iran-us-tensions

Wilbur Whateley

Paul is the nome king https://youtu.be/2kdz2ntTZDY

lll

30 year old manchild meltdown. Threatens to beat his elderly father and kill a man https://youtu.be/VRxYUQKpHf0

https://youtu.be/Rhpy1uzOvrY a video someone made about the 2010 citizens United decision. I'd like to hear your thoughts on this

BassAckwards1

Can you review some butt pics for like 5 minutes?

Joseph Hollenkamp

Do Jared Taylor the alt right guy https://youtu.be/9v4_JfUPO9M

Deneb