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Why do you guys hate kids so much?
Connor
2023-05-19 02:41:21 +0000 UTCWrong it hasn't. If it had them the state would cease to exist and collective ownership by the working class would have been established. In fact the very existence of those countries shows that they didn't try "real communism" those are all just various forms of left wing military dictatorships. The working class holds no power there. It doesn't matter what the ruling party calls itself or what it claims to be working towards.
Skrapz
2023-05-19 00:25:11 +0000 UTCThat's like saying gambling isn't addictive.
Cam
2023-05-18 08:47:48 +0000 UTCComplains about Paul having melt down then proceeds to have an imagined argument and melts down over talking points no one made.
Rat squatch
2023-05-18 01:42:44 +0000 UTCOh, and as an addendum: Real communism has been tried before paul. You of all people ought to know who, when and where tried "actual communism" (no true scotsman too, dipshit). Need I remind you that it blew up spectacularly in the party's faces? Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, North Vietnam, the three generations of the Kim dynasty in North Korea, all of these places tried "real communism". Your garbage-ass and completely ludicrous demand for "actual communism" is the battle cry of a goal post mover with no real arguments.
Frank Kasserine
2023-05-17 22:41:07 +0000 UTCI love how a grown man like paul is literally asking "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN OWN THINGS LIKE LAND?!", it's called the basic principle of commerce. You buy it, and it is arbitrated that you have sole ownership and can do basically whatever you want with it. You have a job, right? Right, so you take the money you earn from it, then exchange it for goods and services. Things like land are a good that can be purchased. You and your stupid fucking commie meltdown tantrums coupled with inane screeds against such basic functions of economics are the reason no one takes your ideology seriously. To put it simply for a moron like you: Go out and buy some weed. Who does that weed belong to? You. Do whatever you want with it right? Smoke it, trash it, let it sit, who gives a shit right? It's yours, and you have the rights to that commodity. But somehow this simple reasoning isn't magnified and attributed to something like land because you can't help but interject with your retarded fucking semantics. NUH UH, LAND IS DIFFERENT CUZ IT'S PART OF THE EARTH. How? Almost everything you consume is made from materials in the earth. Are you going to slap the label of "communal" on everything? Where does your cognitive dissonance on this issue? It's the same logic applied to the house you live in / lived in previously. Not rent, I mean actually mortgaging a house, and after you pay it off, it's yours 100%. If you truly mean what you said, then plant a big sign outside of your house and say everyone's welcome and they can just come and go as they please. You should be cool with that right? You should also just allow them free reign over anything they want in your residence. It's evil if you want to have something only reserved for yourself and to not have to share it with anyone right? Everything should just be free for everyone and no person should be denied within the borders of your property line. That's extremely racist and xenophobic if you don't. Also, small note, if you weren't joking, fuck you and your eugenics tirade. I'd say you need to be snipped but a faulty piece of genetics already did it.
Frank Kasserine
2023-05-17 19:03:10 +0000 UTCThat's an addiction π€£ Psychological addiction is different from chemical hooks.
Alex Mac Donald
2023-05-17 19:02:03 +0000 UTCNo sportsball game has ever mattered in the history of fuck ever.
Teddy Spaghetti
2023-05-17 06:00:57 +0000 UTCWeed isn't addictive but the escapism and the sensations it can provide are. I can put weed down and not get cravings but I can also be so wanting to experience the high and getting away from lots of stuff that I can do it every day and basically obliterate my senses and that shit adds up over time. You eat more, etc. When I was in my phase of getting high a lot I was overeating like crazy etc, losing hours sleeping. Wasn't a good time: when I forced myself to stay sober I was a lot better off in general and honestly, felt a lot better and was able to take care of myself more effectively. Making big changes to your lifestyle is like evolution. I found if I tried to make a lot of changes at once, I'd just revert back and start "rewarding" myself. Found that just making small adjustments and changes and practicing those over a long period of time was a lot more effective in changing my behaviours and cravings. The big changes only come after a lot of small ones!
Skuzzy
2023-05-17 00:16:02 +0000 UTCTrans athletes are mediocre as shit thats why they only ever bring up the same handful of examples. Womens sports are safe dont worry about it.
Tay
2023-05-16 21:24:50 +0000 UTCImagine living in a country with a free high power fusion reactor in the sky and we still donβt want to use it
Dick McPenis
2023-05-16 17:44:26 +0000 UTCRed pill?
Teddy Spaghetti
2023-05-16 06:54:59 +0000 UTCthe βyou didnt care about womens sport before so its fine for them to ruin it nowβ is such a massive redpill. i think you are taking this too far
s10w10rr1s
2023-05-15 19:55:21 +0000 UTCIt was one of those duvet pillow combination bed sets that had like hibiscus flowers on it but very large and minimalist and three toned between a bright pink a white and a black. I think i got it from walmart
Tay
2023-05-15 08:31:42 +0000 UTCWeeb
3dcow
2023-05-15 07:34:09 +0000 UTCWeeb
Brad The Patreorn
2023-05-15 06:18:56 +0000 UTCBut I'm not a weeb?
Tay
2023-05-14 23:18:52 +0000 UTCOk weeb
Dice
2023-05-14 23:17:15 +0000 UTCI had a body pillow at one point but it had a generic Hawaiian floral print and not an anime girl. I found it was really useful for putting against the wall crosswise and then no matter how much i moved left or right in bed i only had to move one normal sized pillow and i could have two pillow thickness. Take that input for what it's worth.
Tay
2023-05-14 08:24:43 +0000 UTC24 out of 84 is 29%. Budlights sales only dropped 20% in the us market. I have done a more successful boycott than suburb rednecks.
Tay
2023-05-14 00:23:55 +0000 UTCNow I know how Paul must feel. Holy crap!
3dcow
2023-05-14 00:19:16 +0000 UTCWhat are you even talking about?
Atticus Omundson
2023-05-13 23:51:32 +0000 UTCI am boycotting the weeb gauntlet. Initially i had planned to unsubscribe and then resubscribe in june, however that would ultimately mean giving up my legacy 5$ tier and I'm cheap as fuck. So I will be boycotting the weeb gauntlet by doing nothing and continuing to buy your service, BUT that will mean i don't give you extra 24$/year i would if i unsubscribed and resubbed at 7$. This mathematically makes my stupid boycott where i keep buying the service more effective than the budcott because while i continue to give you money i am giving you only 71% while the budlight people only managed to reduce their number to 80%.
Tay
2023-05-13 23:10:38 +0000 UTCPββ0ββOββP π©π©
Poop Poop
2023-05-13 10:33:45 +0000 UTC
