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Onion Nuggetz

We're pushing Onion Nuggetz to tomorrow because one of our hosts isn't feeling well. We will be doing Onion Nuggetz Saturday, August 5th, at the usual time of 8 pm ET. 

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Damn Scotty and his lies. The endless lies and deceit. He’s a monster, a demon of endless torment. Why must he defile us so? We shall penetrate a wooden stake through the heart of the beast. A silver bullet must strike this brute down. Holy water and the cross of light will once and for all bury this beelzebub adjacent foe to the unruly depths of Hell itself. Fire and fury will decompose Scotty’s organic outer layer made up of 1000 virgins flesh. There, now weakened and in Hell. Scotty will be cursed to shred Satan’s electric guitar until all of his appendages are nothing but dust. ONLY THEN will we be free of the plague known as, Scoopy: The Flurgenturd. Rated PG.

get well soon, paul

Jordan


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