DFFPodcast - Furry Gauntlet

Rewatching in anticipation of attending a furry convention!

Lina

2024-07-04 12:23:24 +0000 UTC

Maria in the cool car segment was a CUNT! You can even see when you're talking about Patrick while the screen is frozen on cool cat, vivika and Eric and bitch ass Maria! She looks so fucking shitty!

Gabriel Sanchez

2024-01-30 03:54:06 +0000 UTC

I fucked a dragon! I sing this song often now xD

Gabriel Sanchez

2024-01-30 03:52:36 +0000 UTC

I always thought it was the opposite. They relate more to animals than humans because humans have proven themselves to lack empathy in their experience.

Krista Vaillancourt

2024-01-23 17:09:14 +0000 UTC

Would it be offensive if i showed up to a furry event in the gorilla suit from spongebob? 🤔

Splinter Man

2023-10-09 13:13:35 +0000 UTC

Cry

Ed-boy

2023-09-30 00:33:08 +0000 UTC

I remember finding this comic artist on Stumblupon back in the day, "Lackadaisy", who made a how-to-draw poster on facial expressions using human and anthropomorphic cat faces. Got me to seriously learn anatomy. She used to push back a bit on people calling her a furry artist. She said the reason she got into drawing "anthros" is because they have ears, haunches, and tails that you can point in different directions to emphasize expressions. And they have fur patterns that you can use to indicate a more aggressive, scruffy, clean-cut, etc. individual. It just gave her more creative options. She wasn't trying to join a movement of mildew mascots. It seems the real defining characteristic of a furry is their fursona. Their lack of a real personality, or EQ needed to express themselves. How little empathy must they have for others, that they find it easier to compare themselves to an animals than to other humans? We've got thousands of years of Western and Eastern literature to draw from. But, "im a fox, rawr" is all they got?

Jeremy K

2023-09-27 00:22:29 +0000 UTC

Cant believe yall would call furries groomers just because theres behind the scenes sex. Thats like everything. Pure nonsense giving into the conservatard fascist narrative

ant

2023-09-25 18:30:57 +0000 UTC

The only furries I categorically can't trust are the furries that act all naive and oblivious about the sexual side of their subculture. They're either the perverts we've all heard about, they're pathetically committed to their childlike regression, or worse, both.

Jeremy K

2023-09-25 03:35:39 +0000 UTC

Starts with a bad omen. The sound of Scotty falling down a bottomless pit while screaming "LETS GET READY TO PARTAAAaaaa..."

Jeremy K

2023-09-25 02:38:51 +0000 UTC

Hard agree on Jasmine btw

hookshot245

2023-09-15 14:00:17 +0000 UTC

After I finally obtain my fur suit, I will wear one to a meetup with no shame. I will pay extra for the opportunity to hover around Paul

hookshot245

2023-09-15 13:46:30 +0000 UTC

The shyt with the dogs is probably the darkest thing ever covered in the history of the show, no lie 🤮🤮🤮

ChefJBrDee

2023-09-12 10:39:09 +0000 UTC

I was literally partying with Furries at Burning Man while you were doing this episode.

Alexander Chambers

2023-09-12 04:39:27 +0000 UTC

Its really funny how tj says how lame being a furry is even though he makes furry porn.

Mahy J

2023-09-11 05:51:25 +0000 UTC

does anyone know when paul does his serman on Furry's? I was listening to this the past few nights while unwinding to sleep, but i didn't catch his rant. i may have nodded off when he did it. overall hilarious gauntlet.

Jordan

2023-09-11 00:43:33 +0000 UTC

The most annoying thing about British people on YouTube for me is the fact that a lot of them end their videos with the statement: “I’ve been (insert name here)”. Why are you using the past tense? Did you change your name? Are you no longer the same person I’ve been listening to? I support the British Gauntlet.

Secular American

2023-09-09 06:57:24 +0000 UTC

I believe there was a trip for campaign coverage

Tracee Barton

2023-09-08 19:06:27 +0000 UTC

This one has me in stitches! Great gauntlet guys!

Sam

2023-09-06 23:49:00 +0000 UTC

Paul agreeing with fox news 🤢

ShoreMcLoving

2023-09-06 09:58:40 +0000 UTC

Thanks

Abby Danger

2023-09-06 00:53:44 +0000 UTC

love the avatar, ave!

Nicholas (Azazel Qayin)

2023-09-06 00:53:07 +0000 UTC

They’re Americans. They can’t tell the difference

Lloyd Llewellyn

2023-09-05 22:50:57 +0000 UTC

In all aspects except physical I am a Wolf

Trevor Lahey

2023-09-05 18:32:39 +0000 UTC

I was hoping for Iiii fucked a dragonn in the style of I shot the sheriff. Very disappointed

Christycle on a Bicycle

2023-09-05 16:40:53 +0000 UTC

All for the British gauntlet because I'm a glutton for punishment, but that mushmouth wasn't one of us. "Route" is "root", not "rowt". I'm guessing either new Zealand or faked

Christycle on a Bicycle

2023-09-05 16:24:30 +0000 UTC

5:52:15 literally from the first note, I clocked that as the Majula music from Dark Souls II

Robin

2023-09-05 01:27:31 +0000 UTC

Yeah, it's really weird to pirate small creators. $7 is a bargain for the amount of content being produced and they need the cash unlike a Netflix or Disney.

David

2023-09-05 00:01:19 +0000 UTC

I fucked a dragon. It was weird.

Abby Danger

2023-09-04 23:39:41 +0000 UTC

Paul was fucking hilarious in this one. He really tickled my funny bone.

Jackson Hipp

2023-09-04 18:46:50 +0000 UTC

i feel like the attractiveness to male characters was extremely exaggerated, like sonic, spongebob characters, ninja turtles, random disney characters. come on, you really think people wanted to fuck pumba? lola was designed to be sexy and it's probably way more common that teenage boys were horny for these characters. female teens were attracted to the hot guy at school. i really doubt any of them were sitting around flicking their bean to the ninja turtles. those characters are are the other side of what a character like lola bunny is. there's "that's basically a human" and on the other side is "that's an animal straight up".

Psychedelic Fox

2023-09-04 15:30:45 +0000 UTC

This gauntlet was really gross and I hope we as patrons can come to terms with our secondhand embarrassment.

ALICEofMALICE

2023-09-04 07:31:31 +0000 UTC

If anyone touches you TJ I'll Flay the anus. I'll make you a pair of Shoes out of their ass skin.

Lord Flaynus the flayed anus

2023-09-04 07:00:57 +0000 UTC

is anyone else not able to play the video?

Serena Gatti

2023-09-04 06:23:17 +0000 UTC

2:35:11 -> That's a New Zealand accent, not British.

Some

2023-09-04 06:03:49 +0000 UTC

Any way we could get a link to the pre-show?

Roman Douchington

2023-09-04 06:00:18 +0000 UTC

And it’s so fucking glitchy

Dylan Brown

2023-09-04 05:56:31 +0000 UTC

BlackLynk is mainly known for being a good-ass rapper who is incidentally a furry

Ouch

2023-09-04 04:36:07 +0000 UTC

I did NOT expect BlackLynk to show up in this lmaooo

Ouch

2023-09-04 04:35:27 +0000 UTC

hate that it doesnt hold my place and i lose where i was in the video

Roman Douchington

2023-09-04 04:31:03 +0000 UTC

Yeah noticed that

Drymouth

2023-09-04 04:17:54 +0000 UTC

Scotty is an Oswong

Drymouth

2023-09-04 04:17:37 +0000 UTC

This player is absolute butt.

Weez

2023-09-03 22:12:10 +0000 UTC

Violent Jay being a good father isn't really cringe tbh, it's just wholesome. I'm glad Paul could see that.

Neebsz

2023-09-03 21:22:29 +0000 UTC

I know it's difficult to find a good hosting platform for the videos but patreons own player is bad. Doesn't even have the capability to allow streaming to other devices

Brad The Patreorn

2023-09-03 21:21:32 +0000 UTC

I don’t know that I can get behind these non-YouTube videos, y’all

Colin Thome

2023-09-03 20:30:28 +0000 UTC

It's never fascism when it's coming from the fascist. Only other people are fascists to the fascist.

Kyber

2023-09-03 19:05:09 +0000 UTC

they totally missed the opportunity to make Paul a blobfish in the thumbnail.

Edvard Lundgren

2023-09-03 18:56:39 +0000 UTC

Yeah it must be. I just finished the whole video and never once had any buffering issues, and my internet isn't even some super fast shit.

Harperlarp

2023-09-03 17:22:01 +0000 UTC

The part where they react to the Furry and his pet dogs, reminded me of when the characters in The Mist (2007) discover the people wrapped in spider web.

DarkRain

2023-09-03 17:10:49 +0000 UTC

At 2:12:00 Jesse Waters says “leftists treat DeSantis like Mussolini”, and I check the news this morning and see a Neo-Nazi rally in front of Disney Orlando, holding Nazi and DeSantis campaign flags lol… But yeah, the furries and drag queens are the issue.

Subbedhunter The Rufous-crowned Sparrow

2023-09-03 16:18:51 +0000 UTC

? I have an iPhone SE that runs this just fine. Lol

Subbedhunter The Rufous-crowned Sparrow

2023-09-03 15:42:01 +0000 UTC

Furgies

Josh Jerome

2023-09-03 13:33:50 +0000 UTC

The furry community is mostly LGBTQ+ but with emphasis on the B. I won't dance around it, the naughty furs are definitely a sizable chunk of the community though very much not the majority. I have had sex in and out of my fursuit with women, men, and others at these conventions. Orgies are not uncommon. I even have a strap-on shaped like a shark's hemipenes for my opossum/shark fursona. So of course there's a sexual undertone to the whole thing.

Sinna Burns

2023-09-03 13:32:17 +0000 UTC

For real im on mobile and had no problems

Erik Tyler

2023-09-03 10:10:01 +0000 UTC

Just people with bad internet but don't want to accept its their fault so it must DFFs

Rat squatch

2023-09-03 09:29:04 +0000 UTC

Man people have to be watching this shit from a dungeon deep underground or something. Patreon isn't the best video platform but I definitely don't have any issues with it at all.

Eric A

2023-09-03 06:36:36 +0000 UTC

Why are you comparing ableism to gender identity? Are you projecting something here? How dare you compare transgenderism to a mental disability. Your autism doesn't make you special and exempt from others. You are ironically transphobic.

Kyber

2023-09-03 02:29:03 +0000 UTC

Download the audio for background listening

Yellow Curdled Ropes

2023-09-03 00:28:40 +0000 UTC

Gerogia

Kid Wizard

2023-09-03 00:28:06 +0000 UTC

Just download the audio. The patreon player for the audio is actually pretty good.

Yellow Curdled Ropes

2023-09-03 00:25:34 +0000 UTC

They have kind of already done this before on DP. It was the episode where some of Paul's LSD stories come from. I remember them advertising for a while that "lucy" was going to be a guest on an upcoming show. Then one show "lucy" visited and they tripped for that show. Didn't they also trip on a DFF episode too for Halloween or is that just me misremembering history?

Yellow Curdled Ropes

2023-09-03 00:24:42 +0000 UTC

Woot. Glad you lot are back this week. Always miss your content when you take (well-deserved) breaks!

LeannaLu

2023-09-02 22:04:48 +0000 UTC

I can't believe we have to explain over and over again that we are a satirical podcast and we frequently say ridiculous things. Do you think we go around treating people with autism like shit? Come on bruh don't take this shit so seriously.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

2023-09-02 21:38:49 +0000 UTC

Who is that in Paul's gif? lawd

Daniel Smith

2023-09-02 21:28:48 +0000 UTC

47:45 Anyone else notice that he's playing a guitar for the bass line?

Alec Risser

2023-09-02 18:00:12 +0000 UTC

Alex Jones/InfoWars Gauntlet

Ian Mercurio

2023-09-02 16:53:06 +0000 UTC

When they say they're gonna do a British gauntlet I hope it's actually a British gauntlet and not a mis-titled English gauntlet. Seems most Americans forget that Scotland and Wales are part of Britain.

Harperlarp

2023-09-02 16:09:55 +0000 UTC

Another great gauntlet! I especially loved the parts where they saw a bat furry near the beginning and Paul didn't say a word despite just the other day saying 'there's no creativity in furries, they're all dogs, why don't we see any eels or bats?', and the part where they heard an obviously Australian man talk and began mocking English accents for some reason. But seriously, it was a lot of fun and hearing Paul almost reach breaking point only half way through was hilarious. Looking forward to the next gauntlet!

Harperlarp

2023-09-02 16:06:49 +0000 UTC

The Patreon player fucking sucks.

Gilly

2023-09-02 14:32:35 +0000 UTC

Bruh, being a furry and knowing who he was prior to this gauntlet.. I'm fucking GLAD they skipped that.. That shit would make ANY rational person angry and beyond intrusive thoughts when it comes to that fucker. I legit am glad the fucker is banned from the Furry Community(he's blacklisted from every con and website as far as I'm aware), because I know me and plenty of other furries who'd gladly dump gasoline all over him and watch the firey result. It's hard to make comedy or even make a gauntlet when it's just utter fucked up depravity.... It's one thing to poke fun at Furries and the weird niche culture of it.. It's a totally 'nother thing to attempt a dive into a depraved and broken fuck of a human being.. Two different things.

Ignar Husky

2023-09-02 13:55:21 +0000 UTC

Nope, it's entirely a bit. There were times in the gauntlet that Paul had to clarify that because people like you were getting offended. But you didn't "poke your head in" around that time did you? You didn't watch the gauntlet, so you don't know what you're talking about.

DylanChalupa

2023-09-02 13:38:32 +0000 UTC

"I fucked a dragon" is a banger though.

Designtechdk

2023-09-02 13:18:34 +0000 UTC

Naw I think you could reign it in.

Rants n rambles

2023-09-02 12:07:58 +0000 UTC

20 minutes in and Paul is ready to put on the red arm band 🤣

Benjamin Whyley

2023-09-02 11:27:36 +0000 UTC

Unpopular opinion - the way you guys talk about autistic people is cringe. It's literally a medical condition we can't help, not a personal failing. Making fun of someone for it is no different to laughing at transgender people.

A Davidson

2023-09-02 11:18:17 +0000 UTC

Yeah I can't watch the gauntlets anymore because the videos have to buffer every 15 seconds for me. Sucks that I have to miss out on such a huge show...

Scinnik

2023-09-02 11:16:55 +0000 UTC

What, you don't have 32GB of RAM to devote solely to video buffering? What a scrub =P

Josh Jerome

2023-09-02 09:14:34 +0000 UTC

I love how this player fills the memory faster than it can dump it and eventually crashes the browser. Oh well, better than getting banned off of YouTube I guess.

Mike Sinner

2023-09-02 09:12:03 +0000 UTC

I think you should do an LSD gauntlet where you trip balls and endure a compilation of cringe

Landon Taylor

2023-09-02 09:05:49 +0000 UTC

Interesting to hear Scotty say he will spread endlessly on a bagel. Kinda hot

Stetson

2023-09-02 05:35:46 +0000 UTC

Thanks for this long form content kind of stuff, been a fan of you guys since episode 1 of drunken peasants (or the no bullshit podcast lol) and I’ve got COVID for the fourth fuckin time so it’s good to have something to put on while I play baldurs gate. I’m looking forward to the dreaded Brett Keane gauntlet…

John Barton

2023-09-02 04:31:01 +0000 UTC

The Cool Cat segment was a mistake, that was not furry content.

WC

2023-09-02 03:29:14 +0000 UTC

Strange. I've tested it on my mobile, tablet, and desktop and can not replicate the issue. I'd recommend contacting Patreon and asking for assistance.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

2023-09-02 02:53:50 +0000 UTC

Use your phone, the app works better

Metapaws

2023-09-02 01:34:56 +0000 UTC

Kind if hard to make comedy out of a guy who blatantly abuses animals by the mere condition of their housing let alone what else he was doing with em. So no blame for taping out, meant more time for other things.

CraftyAndy

2023-09-02 01:24:32 +0000 UTC

Got a lot of vindication with pauls furry scree, and other comments by tj about you reflecting yourself, its not an identity, its a kink, and its nothing inherently special about you being into it. Been saying the same shit myself for years. Also im embarrassed for being so dismissive of that armband when i first heard the knee jerk reactions of it, years ago cause those people just blatantly lean into authoritative puritan antiwoke obsessive ideology now.

CraftyAndy

2023-09-02 01:21:03 +0000 UTC

The video player pauses at a certain point and will not progress.

WC

2023-09-02 01:12:37 +0000 UTC

.

M

2023-09-02 01:08:23 +0000 UTC

Terrified TJ KNOWS THE TRUTH!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

2023-09-02 01:04:48 +0000 UTC

Perfect Paul accomplished amazing things! Paul actually fucked a dragon, unlike that fraud we covered last night!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

2023-09-02 01:04:09 +0000 UTC

Sorry

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

2023-09-02 01:02:46 +0000 UTC

You thought wrong.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

2023-09-02 01:02:37 +0000 UTC

I personally blame the furries

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

2023-09-02 01:02:27 +0000 UTC

Glad you enjoyed it bruh

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

2023-09-02 01:02:02 +0000 UTC

We did a tremendous show! This guy is the single biggest liar I have ever seen!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

2023-09-02 01:01:33 +0000 UTC

You can use the arrow keys to navigate pretty quickly (if you're on a pc)

Just_A_Guy

2023-09-02 00:42:58 +0000 UTC

Thanks for the gauntlet. I’ve been going through a hard time but knowing that you bring a smile to my face makes it all worth it.

Nature walking through

2023-09-01 23:02:15 +0000 UTC

TJ and Scotty? Sure. Paul? Nah. He‘s too much of a reactionary for this to be entirely a bit.

Miles Hill

2023-09-01 22:52:07 +0000 UTC

Lol, You know they don't actually have any real hatred for furries right? They are just ribbing / roasting them. Get over it

DylanChalupa

2023-09-01 22:48:48 +0000 UTC

The trolls are getting dumber and dumber

Rat squatch

2023-09-01 22:45:54 +0000 UTC

Starting to sound like your atleast furry adjacent,

Rat squatch

2023-09-01 22:45:12 +0000 UTC

Not enough suffering. You skipped the worst video and gave yourselves an hour long drunken Erik Estrada break. Needed more creepy losers in perpetually smiling costumes.

Emerius Jones

2023-09-01 22:36:38 +0000 UTC

So check it, a jap fursuit is automatically more cringe.

Emerius Jones

2023-09-01 22:22:20 +0000 UTC

Can't watch on mobile in background. :(

M

2023-09-01 22:15:15 +0000 UTC

just try loading it bro lol

Edvard Lundgren

2023-09-01 22:04:09 +0000 UTC

the gauntlets have been 6 hours since the update, you, sir, are a complainer.

Edvard Lundgren

2023-09-01 22:03:38 +0000 UTC

Thought this shit was coming out today.

Will

2023-09-01 21:57:29 +0000 UTC

Fuuuck not cool cat oh my god whyyyyyy

Glob

2023-09-01 21:55:45 +0000 UTC

Can we get a tiedye pastel T with your furkin?

skruss

2023-09-01 21:36:03 +0000 UTC

so check it, i think Paul was way to mean in the beginning. you jumped the shark when you actually agreed with fox news. you should've covered more about the creepy fursuit zoo guy that shit was real cringe. i fucked a dragon is stuck in my head now. the suit and movie ideas would work. here's a hint TJ, check into japanese fursuits, they are more realistic loooking and less cringe and more beautiful. those would be pretty pimped.

Talon Smith

2023-09-01 21:09:56 +0000 UTC

I’m not a furry, I just don’t comprehend the hate for them. Like, why waste your time and energy on hobbyists? It’s like hating Warhammer players for painting. It’s all just simple disgust response which is smooth brained thinking.

Miles Hill

2023-09-01 20:57:11 +0000 UTC

Wrong. Despite only firmly tuning in for the first half hour, I did poke my head in from time to time to see if any other rationale other than the disgust response was given, and it wasn’t. The logic used here throughout was simply the logic of homophobes transposed on another group.

Miles Hill

2023-09-01 20:54:16 +0000 UTC

-Furry

Ian Mercurio

2023-09-01 20:46:00 +0000 UTC

It was 6 hours bro jesus

Erik Tyler

2023-09-01 20:44:12 +0000 UTC

HOW MANY GAUNTLETS ARE GOING TO BE TAKEN DOWN. TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT I CANT LOAD THIS SHITTY PATREON PLAYER FUCK!!!! IM SO MAD THE GAUNTLETS ARE MY FAVORITE THING ON YOUTUBE AND I CANT WATCH THEM THE SECOND THEY ARENT LIVE.

Jake Garner

2023-09-01 20:26:25 +0000 UTC

the gauntlets feel like they're getting shorter and shorter

Zeaxe

2023-09-01 20:20:02 +0000 UTC

DFF on Cool Cat was the best segment, I could watch them rip on Cool Cat for hours lol

RepulsiveLit

2023-09-01 18:58:13 +0000 UTC

That's kinda the point of a gauntlet bro

Conner Cruz O'Brien

2023-09-01 18:49:00 +0000 UTC

Wrong and you can't say otherwise as by your own admission you didn't watch.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

2023-09-01 18:27:12 +0000 UTC

Great episode guys

Drymouth

2023-09-01 18:21:41 +0000 UTC

God bless you poop poop

hookshot245

2023-09-01 18:17:03 +0000 UTC

It's at least "within their power" to chose another platform and a better player in these cases.

laertes1979

2023-09-01 18:07:23 +0000 UTC

POo0oOoP 💩💩💩💩

Poop Poop

2023-09-01 17:32:01 +0000 UTC

Couldn't make it past the first half hour. Can't imagine listening to "This is weird, I don't like it" for hours on end.

Miles Hill

2023-09-01 16:41:16 +0000 UTC

YouTube fkin up my OCD

Alexander K. Mosnes

2023-09-01 15:43:07 +0000 UTC

Where is the obvious part idiot?

Bulk Bogan

2023-09-01 15:42:50 +0000 UTC

Wait, Paul's fursona is a tentacle monster? Praise Cthulhu!

Silent Shade

2023-09-01 13:46:03 +0000 UTC

If "i fucked a dragon" is the bar, wait until they get a fat sticky load of me

CraftyAndy

2023-09-01 13:44:05 +0000 UTC

Don't say anything or they will scream at you thru text.. But yes this is lame as fuck.

Bulk Bogan

2023-09-01 13:17:16 +0000 UTC

UGH! Another gauntlet I have to suffer using the Patreorn video player. Stupid fucking YouTube

Gilly

2023-09-01 13:10:58 +0000 UTC

also the techno song sounds like faggits dad faggits dad faggitz faggitz faggitz faggitz faggitz

Zeaxe

2023-09-01 12:40:21 +0000 UTC

Did he dip his wick in that dragon tho?

Tyra

2023-09-01 12:38:46 +0000 UTC

Tj is more transparently in the closet than Michael knowles, Steven crowder, Ben Shapiro and Matt Walsh combined

Benjamin Whyley

2023-09-01 12:26:51 +0000 UTC

oh shit did youtube throw a pissyfit over the furby gauntlet or is this the new antipleb strategy?

Zeaxe

2023-09-01 12:23:44 +0000 UTC

“I can’t wait to see Vivica A. Fox and Eric Estrada” is a sentence that I’d never thought I’d hear but here we are…

Lloyd Llewellyn

2023-09-01 11:44:48 +0000 UTC

I only watched the 1st hour yesterday but I was digging it. You guys were doing some epic roasting. Guess I can't listen to this at work because I usually do that by downloading videos with my YouTube Premium.

DownrightSuperb

2023-09-01 11:01:36 +0000 UTC

Okay

Lloyd Llewellyn

2023-09-01 11:00:39 +0000 UTC

Absolutely! I don’t blame the hard work that TJ, Paul & Scotty for one minute - not do I hold them accountable for Patreon’s technical hiccups. BUT, The pirates who robbed ALL of us (the guys for their work & us for our Patreon support) really disgust me! Especially when after all our excitement, waiting and the hard work on the guys’ part results in a video having to be limited to a shaky platform riddled with bugs & issues. (But at least we have it!). The people/person stealing content that was hard earned and well produced are who I’m pissed off at and who forced us into this corner. I’m glad all is not lost, but I’m disgusted that these people are ruining our fun and entertainment- stealing it, after DFF has already been generous with their content and lowest the tier price almost in half! (Some people have no care about anyone or the consequences of their actions!)

Doge David Loredan, UE

2023-09-01 10:25:23 +0000 UTC

That, and I like having those "chapters" Youtube has so I can skip to the parts I missed and not totally rewatch what I already watched. I blame the pirate fuckwits who go out of their way to post these and make it more harder on us more honest folk who genuinely support them. I don't blame the guys, I blame the game we all have to stupidly play because a few fucks wanna cheat it.

Ignar Husky

2023-09-01 09:53:24 +0000 UTC

Had a 8 hour road trip during this, I asked the Disney princess question & my family was looking at me like a madman the way I was laughing at u dudes & chat, got home an crashed halfway thru tho. gonna finish it today, love ya dudez

Ian Mcck

2023-09-01 09:42:14 +0000 UTC

Listening to Paul's commentary is the best

danwoo514

2023-09-01 09:38:07 +0000 UTC

To the asshole(s) sharing gauntlet links, fuck you.

TidoMido

2023-09-01 09:08:21 +0000 UTC

Damn the IT furries got to em

U wot m8

2023-09-01 09:07:40 +0000 UTC

Great timing on the re upload.

Emerius Jones

2023-09-01 09:00:46 +0000 UTC

My least favorite part of this was when TJ was nice to the actually guy who's never heard the term predation, or aerial predation. But sees fit to correct someone.

Emerius Jones

2023-09-01 08:57:29 +0000 UTC

Also on top of that i would buy a bluray if you were to do that at some point

Dave

2023-09-01 08:55:19 +0000 UTC

it obviously got striked or something, do you want there whole channel to go down cause it only takes 3 to get nuked?

Dave

2023-09-01 08:53:52 +0000 UTC

Ik its hard to find a place to upload these when they go down. I would be happy to seed a torrent if you guys were to do that as the patreon player is terrible.

Dave

2023-09-01 08:52:18 +0000 UTC

Love how Paul just just messing around singing to that bumping house beat was ten times better than the I Fucked a Dragon “music video”.

Mathis

2023-09-01 08:46:59 +0000 UTC

The player remembers where I am on the mobile app.

Mathis

2023-09-01 08:45:37 +0000 UTC

That's so within their power. You're right!

Emerius Jones

2023-09-01 08:41:24 +0000 UTC

I really appreciate you getting this video up before privating the youtube upload. Makes it convenient because I was watching the youtube version several hours after the stream ended, and when it cut me out, the patreon version was already there. PROFESSIONALISM! I like to see it.

Forever Dirt

2023-09-01 08:41:11 +0000 UTC

Remember before the Nazis and greedy ad executives ruined youtube? That was cool.

Emerius Jones

2023-09-01 08:41:04 +0000 UTC

Where is the YT link? Please don't tell me that it's only watchable here? Last time I used this player it was atrocious since it doesn't remember where I left when I stop watching. Plus, no chat. Wtf, guys?! I love to support you with my hard-earned money, but you have to get it back on YT. Please.

laertes1979

2023-09-01 08:38:07 +0000 UTC

Furry persecution strikes again

Blueinkjar44

2023-09-01 08:30:05 +0000 UTC

You guys are awesome. But Paul you are just a hoot gosh darn it.

Dwenn

2023-09-01 08:29:44 +0000 UTC

I’m getting tired of these videos getting taken off YouTube. I wouldn’t mind watching here if the Platform wasn’t complete crap that often crashes or won’t allow scrubbing. Especially when I need to go to a 3hr part of a 6hr stream!

Doge David Loredan, UE

2023-09-01 08:28:27 +0000 UTC

Derek Savage strikes again

Captain Tunnel

2023-09-01 08:27:03 +0000 UTC

why did it get privated on youtube?

Mdxfiend

2023-09-01 08:26:30 +0000 UTC

Furry Gauntlet

Comments

Rewatching in anticipation of attending a furry convention!

Maria in the cool car segment was a CUNT! You can even see when you're talking about Patrick while the screen is frozen on cool cat, vivika and Eric and bitch ass Maria! She looks so fucking shitty!

I fucked a dragon! I sing this song often now xD

I always thought it was the opposite. They relate more to animals than humans because humans have proven themselves to lack empathy in their experience.

Would it be offensive if i showed up to a furry event in the gorilla suit from spongebob? 🤔

Cry

Cant believe yall would call furries groomers just because theres behind the scenes sex. Thats like everything. Pure nonsense giving into the conservatard fascist narrative

The only furries I categorically can't trust are the furries that act all naive and oblivious about the sexual side of their subculture. They're either the perverts we've all heard about, they're pathetically committed to their childlike regression, or worse, both.

Starts with a bad omen. The sound of Scotty falling down a bottomless pit while screaming "LETS GET READY TO PARTAAAaaaa..."

Hard agree on Jasmine btw

After I finally obtain my fur suit, I will wear one to a meetup with no shame. I will pay extra for the opportunity to hover around Paul

The shyt with the dogs is probably the darkest thing ever covered in the history of the show, no lie 🤮🤮🤮

I was literally partying with Furries at Burning Man while you were doing this episode.

Its really funny how tj says how lame being a furry is even though he makes furry porn.

does anyone know when paul does his serman on Furry's? I was listening to this the past few nights while unwinding to sleep, but i didn't catch his rant. i may have nodded off when he did it. overall hilarious gauntlet.

I believe there was a trip for campaign coverage

This one has me in stitches! Great gauntlet guys!

Paul agreeing with fox news 🤢

Thanks

love the avatar, ave!

They’re Americans. They can’t tell the difference

In all aspects except physical I am a Wolf

I was hoping for Iiii fucked a dragonn in the style of I shot the sheriff. Very disappointed

All for the British gauntlet because I'm a glutton for punishment, but that mushmouth wasn't one of us. "Route" is "root", not "rowt". I'm guessing either new Zealand or faked

5:52:15 literally from the first note, I clocked that as the Majula music from Dark Souls II

Yeah, it's really weird to pirate small creators. $7 is a bargain for the amount of content being produced and they need the cash unlike a Netflix or Disney.

I fucked a dragon. It was weird.

Paul was fucking hilarious in this one. He really tickled my funny bone.

This gauntlet was really gross and I hope we as patrons can come to terms with our secondhand embarrassment.

If anyone touches you TJ I'll Flay the anus. I'll make you a pair of Shoes out of their ass skin.

is anyone else not able to play the video?

2:35:11 -> That's a New Zealand accent, not British.

Any way we could get a link to the pre-show?

And it’s so fucking glitchy

BlackLynk is mainly known for being a good-ass rapper who is incidentally a furry

I did NOT expect BlackLynk to show up in this lmaooo

hate that it doesnt hold my place and i lose where i was in the video

Yeah noticed that

Scotty is an Oswong

This player is absolute butt.

Violent Jay being a good father isn't really cringe tbh, it's just wholesome. I'm glad Paul could see that.

I know it's difficult to find a good hosting platform for the videos but patreons own player is bad. Doesn't even have the capability to allow streaming to other devices

I don’t know that I can get behind these non-YouTube videos, y’all

It's never fascism when it's coming from the fascist. Only other people are fascists to the fascist.

they totally missed the opportunity to make Paul a blobfish in the thumbnail.

Yeah it must be. I just finished the whole video and never once had any buffering issues, and my internet isn't even some super fast shit.

The part where they react to the Furry and his pet dogs, reminded me of when the characters in The Mist (2007) discover the people wrapped in spider web.

At 2:12:00 Jesse Waters says “leftists treat DeSantis like Mussolini”, and I check the news this morning and see a Neo-Nazi rally in front of Disney Orlando, holding Nazi and DeSantis campaign flags lol… But yeah, the furries and drag queens are the issue.

? I have an iPhone SE that runs this just fine. Lol

Furgies

For real im on mobile and had no problems

Just people with bad internet but don't want to accept its their fault so it must DFFs

Man people have to be watching this shit from a dungeon deep underground or something. Patreon isn't the best video platform but I definitely don't have any issues with it at all.

Why are you comparing ableism to gender identity? Are you projecting something here? How dare you compare transgenderism to a mental disability. Your autism doesn't make you special and exempt from others. You are ironically transphobic.

Download the audio for background listening

Gerogia

Just download the audio. The patreon player for the audio is actually pretty good.

Woot. Glad you lot are back this week. Always miss your content when you take (well-deserved) breaks!

I can't believe we have to explain over and over again that we are a satirical podcast and we frequently say ridiculous things. Do you think we go around treating people with autism like shit? Come on bruh don't take this shit so seriously.

Who is that in Paul's gif? lawd

47:45 Anyone else notice that he's playing a guitar for the bass line?

Alex Jones/InfoWars Gauntlet

When they say they're gonna do a British gauntlet I hope it's actually a British gauntlet and not a mis-titled English gauntlet. Seems most Americans forget that Scotland and Wales are part of Britain.

The Patreon player fucking sucks.

Nope, it's entirely a bit. There were times in the gauntlet that Paul had to clarify that because people like you were getting offended. But you didn't "poke your head in" around that time did you? You didn't watch the gauntlet, so you don't know what you're talking about.

"I fucked a dragon" is a banger though.

Naw I think you could reign it in.

20 minutes in and Paul is ready to put on the red arm band 🤣

Unpopular opinion - the way you guys talk about autistic people is cringe. It's literally a medical condition we can't help, not a personal failing. Making fun of someone for it is no different to laughing at transgender people.

Yeah I can't watch the gauntlets anymore because the videos have to buffer every 15 seconds for me. Sucks that I have to miss out on such a huge show...

What, you don't have 32GB of RAM to devote solely to video buffering? What a scrub =P

I love how this player fills the memory faster than it can dump it and eventually crashes the browser. Oh well, better than getting banned off of YouTube I guess.

I think you should do an LSD gauntlet where you trip balls and endure a compilation of cringe

Interesting to hear Scotty say he will spread endlessly on a bagel. Kinda hot

The Cool Cat segment was a mistake, that was not furry content.

Strange. I've tested it on my mobile, tablet, and desktop and can not replicate the issue. I'd recommend contacting Patreon and asking for assistance.

Use your phone, the app works better

Kind if hard to make comedy out of a guy who blatantly abuses animals by the mere condition of their housing let alone what else he was doing with em. So no blame for taping out, meant more time for other things.