Patrons British Gauntlet

The cursor in the middle of the screen is very distracting.

Thomasaurus Rex

The old men rap was such a bright spot. Laughed the whole way through, and not at them, but with them.

Greg Ravengrave

And if the beef stayed in the UK, it would have been made for some unseasoned, overcooked bs meal. The most American thing you can do is take British food and make it edible.

They Call Me Gnome

England can't even keep it's hold over Northumberland most of the time, give me a break

Chloe413

Was this legit or a poorly done joke comment? You said "you know" unnecessarily like 7 times

FarquadThe2nd

You guys still worship that inbred family. Also, you are paying them dumbass. Now go fix your crooked ass teeth

Nocturnes and preludes

At least here when people have an incest baby we don't make them royalty

Nocturnes and preludes

oi vat wham were a good ipisorde it was

Curtis

the irony of paul eating a baconator in a desperate attempt to be more american. when i googled what the fuck that even is it said a baconator is made with BRITISH beef you dum dums. england still owns you ass and you dont even know it thats why its funny. if you google it america still pays UK tax, thats becasue we secretly still own you.

Rabbitt

My favorite gauntlet. I keep watching this one and laugh every time.

Carley Gillis

The Northern Boys kick ass!

Anecdotal Axolotl

Hey PP, you know, your commentary was more bland and watered down than that pie and mash. The best you can come up with was "You know, British food is shit and they have no culture". So mid, you know. Please try not to cry or get triggered again, your simps included (I know Americans are a little sensitive, you know). Just, you know, go eat some genetically modified chef boyardee ravioli and you'll feel better. Funniest part, you know, was when TJ and Paul said an English Breakfast would be too much food for them BAHAHAHA WHAT. You know.

Err

Nah, it's just no one else cares (except for you lot).

Err

Ahem, I personally, couldn't give a flying fuck if intrepid individuals out there manage to watch this shit for free. Even TJ basically advocated for pirating over having to pay more for Amazon Prime (in a recent episode). In other words, get that giant stick out your ass.

Err

You guys should do a JF gauntlet. He went from debating G Man about God to killing his mentally disabled wife. There’s so much lore there from his firing from Duke University, to his obsession with impregnating mentally ill women. I’ll pay extra!

Der Meister

Maybe you should have a better country then ya piss baby

E.D.G.E.

it’s not that serious

Neon

You can't take a little satire?

Brad The Patreorn

Ha ha, Churchill was a well known hard drinker. Hence blueberry loss mug oh hurunoblemingnious. On the beaches.

Wilbur Whateley

Knickers in a knot.

Smooth

"consequences be damned" you even write like you have a fucking crumpet in hand. Fuck your rain sodden beans and toast ass shit hole country

huffglue

It doesn't hit closer to home, this isn't reflective of me in any way. It's just a bunch of cherry picked bullshit for the sake a really tired bit that I've gotten really sick of hearing. But really I actually didn't have much of a problem with this initially, I was annoyed that they did it, but I was perfectly prepared to leave it be and say anything, it's just today when I saw the comment section on this Patreon post. There's something about some of these comments that really rubbed me up the wrong way. That's what really set me off.

Jonathan Marlow

I mean, its a comedy show. You do realize these guys are performers? They dont in their spare time likely even think about Britain more then anyone else. For example, if you watch a black comedy, and say an innocent bystander gets hit by a car in what is meant to be some sort of dark joke, would the film makers be advocating running people over? No, its for entertainment, its a performance. Im sorry you dont like this one because it hits closer to home, but getting upset over an obscure internet show is hardly a reasonable way of taking it. If you cant take its existence, ill quote tyler the creator, just turn off the screen man.

Maxwell Leistra

They live in America, they know what America is all about so they know the subject matter. I wouldn't mind so much if every time a bit of new features the UK was brought up they wouldn't start putting on those terrible accents and start saying shit. It was funny at first but after years of them doing it over and over again it's tired and worn out now. It's just the same thing every time.

Jonathan Marlow

Dude, quit cryin' like a dildo. They fun of America for HOURS on end every week. GET OVER yourself.

Alex Mac Donald

Jonathan Marlow

Great episode

My Opinion

Paul's commentary on "You're in the bin" 🤣😂🤣

gotsniff

yebut... yorinəbin!

Jeremy K

Yep. It's unwatchable. Have to use the audio only

Brad The Patreorn

Great Gauntlet but you gotta find a different video player. Patreon is total ass with their video player

Brad The Patreorn

they all the same damn thing

Roman Douchington

I owe the lads an apology. I’m English and whenever I heard them doing their insane English accents I was like ‘It’s not that bad, people don’t talk like that’. But then they found videos where many MANY people were speaking indiscernible gibberish. Now their silly impressions don’t sound so over the top 🤣 I do feel like I need to educate them on one point though. Americans seem to think British and English are the same thing, apparently not knowing that Great Britain is comprised of England, Scotland, and Wales. So when they said Scottish Gordon Ramsey was ‘British enough’ they obviously didn’t realise that he literally is British, since Britain is 3 countries and Ramsey is from one of them. Great gauntlet, yanks!

Harperlarp

Fuck yeah Northern Boys. Knight them mofos.

CBG_HitMang

Wait, these American barbarians don’t even water down their pies? They live like fucking ANIMALS

SRJP

Wendy's closed, TJ? It's alright m8, you'll love it Wendy's bollocks are in your mouth.

BitesizeCrayons

Nice thumbnail... rick and morty r34 is not a common site surprisingly

Vincent Chiu

Can't believe I gave these fat turds money again

Tommy Freeboy

around 29 mins i heard the noise of a cat and thought shit, my cat needs feeding. Couldnt find him or the neighbours cat came back and was like ohhhh. Its the pod cast lol

Michael Sewell

Kay's cooking is apparently fairly popular, for some reason....

Designtechdk

Are you thee Peyton?

Rants n rambles

When will there be a Canadian gauntlet?

BettaPonic

Pretty sure they specifically said it’s because certain individuals share the links when it’s posted to YouTube.

BettaPonic

I know you guys are doing what you can but I sure do miss being able to stream these directly to my roku TV

SuperDarthKelly

Why is this whole thing in 240p

Over stuffed

I already watched this a week ago, but I absolutely had to go back and re listen to that song again 🤟🏻

Peyton Martin

Hey the best fetish ever was referenced, feedism, therefore this is the best Gauntlet ever!

Jake Tracer

I thought this was awful until that absolute banger. Now this is the best fucking gauntlet ever.

Japester

good show chaps

Mdxfiend

The Northern Boys are amazing

GC1931

I was just listening an I legitimately could not tell what was actually British people talking and what was Scotty and TJ mocking British people

Julia Gundrum

Video player broken as fuck, love you guys but vid is completely unwatchable for me. Will suddenly pause then not function until you refresh page. I know I'm not the only one.

Popadopolis

Scotty spitting out his drink was hilarious.

Marc Geener

4:45:00 That guy got some real Scotty energy when he's on a tear

Big Dumpy

The fat british lady calling Americans fat

Daniel Smith

I've made it to the "British Food" portion of the podcast and I'm genuinely getting nauseous.

Apoplectic Spock

Quinoa tho

Josh Jerome

I have ublock and it works fine for me. Volume master sounds like something that might cause conflicts. I'm on Firefox though, so idk.

hookshot245

roit! Oi luv mey sum faggots four supper

hookshot245

English women and food are the reason the Brits became the world’s best sailors

Will Novak

Only thing to say about the gauntlet, I'm a cook, and avocado is the most is protentious bitch made food in existence. Some respect was lost when Scotty mentioned the horrid avo toast, just repulsive.

AlterEgoIII

IT WOS STREAMED ON YEWCHOOB YA FOOKEN MUPPET

Passionate Lobster

Guys, you had me dying laughing. This episode felt like a DFF OG classic. Thank you.

Conner Cruz O'Brien

What's the point of not using youtube if you're still going to give up on a clip immediately when your program tells you its copyright????

Jordan Zucaro

Add a steaming pile of faggots on top 😋

Officer Jarpis

Y the FUK can’t i fast forward

Jamesontickles

Most boring gauntlet just after the weeaboo one, idk if I just can’t stand the boring Brit’s or what but you guys managed to keep me entertained the most of the way thank you keep up the good work :)

Cameron

Guys, I've been a fan of yours for many years and I've looked the other way in the past when you do somthing problematic, but this is just too far over the line. This gauntlet is clearly ablelist. Being british is a debilitating condition. These people are suffering. They can't help they were born with a mental disability. Not cool guys

hookshot245

I love faggots, no shame.

Rob Head

TIMESTAMPZ 00:00 British Gauntlet Time!!! 07:18 Do You Know Who I Am? 14:07 British Kids Are The Worst 22:14 Little People Wrestling 44:00 British Cryptids 49:49 British Commercials 01:12:51 What Brits Think of Americans 01:23:05 Swim in the Bin 01:29:33 Birmingham is a Sh*thole 01:33:10 British Karen 01:38:30 Horrible British Child Rap 01:42:39 Weirdest British Traditions 01:55:19 Dead Dad McDonald's Ad 02:01:25 Tips For English Etiquette 02:24:40 XBox Battle Brit vs Brit 02:30:05 More British Rap Kids 02:32:00 Let's Fight! 02:34:42 Chicken! 02:36:46 Go F*ck Yourself 02:40:06 Brittism 02:41:20 Whitest Gangnam Style 02:43:54 Look at This Dork 02:58:05 Atrocious Child Rap 02:59:50 Home Reno Nightmare 03:03:28 Kay's Cooking - Faggots, Chips and Peas 03:19:17 Amsterdam Says DO NOT COME 03:20:48 Brits Are Thieves 03:37:18 Margret Thatcher's Political Mistakes 03:55:56 Tory TikTok 04:07:37 Jellied Eels 04:17:40 Sargon Defends British Food 04:45:15 More British Fighting 04:53:14 British Memes 05:08:14 The Northern Boys - Give It To Me 05:14:16 Gordon Ramsay's Grilled Cheese 05:32:23 The Great STINK 05:51:26 English Breakfast 05:57:06 British Gauntlet Wrap Up

Chelsea

I'm going to say that this gauntlet was a slog to get through. It was very entertaining but when you guys use this video platform that doesn't allow casting to a TV or even being able to play while browsing a website on your phone is retarded. I can't stare at my phone for 6 hours. Give me fucking options. Fuck, I'm a paying member

VioLENTpreechR

POo🇬🇧🇬🇧OoP 💩

Poop Poop

Sunday roast, fish and chips and full English breakfast are all S tier meals and I will die on that hill.

Benjamin Whyley

Bruh. England, Scotland, and Wales are on an island called Britain. Those three together along with Northern Ireland make up the United Kingdom. This is not hard. I grew up in rural NC and I've known this since I was younger than 10.

Corbin Tadlock

"BIRMINGHAM IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE" that man's energy is exactly the motivation used by the people who originally abandoned that destitute island behind for good....may he follow In the path

Tj Cole

Fuckin' Ronny Bickerin' got us

U wot m8

What happened to the pre show? Is it in the bin?

Teddy Spaghetti

oh my fucking god british people talking about food makes me irrationally angry "con't habv biscoots wiffou' me grabvey" I am seething so fucking hard.

Zeaxe

Those fries with gravy and sausage actually looked pretty good. The peas could be a bit less overcooked, though.

Blueinkjar44

Dude that Northern boys song went hard

Goon with a tire iron

Whah'a'shouw mahtes, *grins*

Drymouth

It's dark mode on my phone but not on pc

Nathan H

Mine is currently in dark mode

Chelsea

Just call this the brett keane gauntlet and find something else to gauntlet. I'm calling the Geneva Convention if you ask the patrons to slog through the sticky keane trenches for that shit.

Zeaxe

KAYS COOKING IS AMAZING!!! YALL ARE EVIL

ant

Worst one yet it actually makes me upset listening to dumb ass brits

Erik Tyler

Glad you found a way to make it work better!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Is it only 720p? :(

L

Ugh 🤢 I’d like to formally apologise on behalf of Britain for Carl of Swindon

Benjamin Whyley

Bloody good show mates

Null

They could do nothing for 13 years and it would be better than batshit crazy

Benjamin Whyley

“Not too bad” means “pretty good” in Britain usually

Benjamin Whyley

The jellied eels looked absolutely fucking horrendous. And that other dish with the green shit..... no thanks.

Matthew Foglesong

They are more or less talking about the Onion Nuggets episodes, not the gauntlets.

Ryan Z

My issue with the patreon player was resolved by disabling my extensions. It seems like it has some sort of conflict with uBlock Origin, Darkreader, or Volume master. It's great to be able to just watch them on patreon now

Metapaws

This one beat the furries and weebs in terms of cringe factor, like it's not even close

Canadian Satan

Honestly this one of my most favorite gauntlets. I felt the guys had continuous funny commentary. Unlike the Tate Gauntlet and some others they weren't so mentally defeated they ran out of things to say or lost complete interest. Hope to see more these balanced torture but still kinda fun topics.

Naru

I dipped my wick in a Baconator off this.

Raytan

Yay the unusable patreon player that you are all too lazy to find an alternative to

Lmao Zedong

Glad I got to catch this one live. Brutal but a fun gauntlet.

DaLunkMan

Hayden, They did a single thing to mitigate people stealing the shit they produced with the intention of making money. I think that is caring a normal amount. Also, you have no idea. The video could have been pulled from Youtube due to copywrite bs. Where did they say anywhere it was because of a playlist?

Jonathan Mcgeever

Fightin' round the world Brit Edition

GenericUsername

Why

BigC

A lot of dumb fucks over there don't know Scotland is part of Britain.

Chillin'withSpiders

I’m no fan of the Tories but their policies are way more left/rational than the republicans & Trump

Ryan Mark

In what world is Gordon Ramsay not British? I know there are plenty of Scottish Nationalists (not the xenophobic type but just wanting an independent Scotland) who don't identify as British but they're still by definition British nationals.

Torkel Svenson Hagström

Paul at 1:27 during that particular summer we had no rain for 3 months and it was regularly over 100 degrees.

Benjamin Whyley

You guys must have an extention cuz there ain't shit in settings

Nathan H

We had brexit and 13 years of the tories so we can’t really judge you for trump too much

Benjamin Whyley

Yeah the patreon player makes me want to rip my dick off

Michael Wittig

Oblivion is one of the mid tier rides at Alton towers. Smiler, Rita and nemesis are better. Also the reason all the Alton towers ads are spooky is because it’s theme is it’s a haunted castle in a haunted forest. The best time to go is Halloween.

Benjamin Whyley

Its because someone made a public playlist of all the private episodes. Despite the guys initially saying how little they care, turns out they care quite a bit

Hayden Johnson

Another gauntlet I can't download because of the patreon player. Great!

Hayden Johnson

To think I lived there 🤮

Lo and Behold

As a Brit I understood everything the first guys were saying and I don’t know how I should feel about that

Benjamin Whyley

Did youtube take it down again? Is this my punishment for being too tired to stay up for this? I want answers.

Jonah Griedel

I'm not mad at the guys, I know it's something to do with YouTube sucking. I just hate the Patreorn player so much :/

Gilly

Get mad at YouTube, not the guys.

Pixiekittie

Fuckin limes

Pixiekittie

ughhhhh another one I have to watch on Patreorn.

Gilly

You can download it in advance, atleast the audio only version

lemon pie

Mine does. It must be in settings somewhere

Benjamin Whyley

No its not "piracy" lol, there was copywrited content in that Ronnie Pickering clip they watched. They got flagged mid stream which youtube allows you to contiune if you stop showing that flagged content. However when the stream ends the stream turns into video and then it gets handled like every other video on youtube which means it gets blocked. Unfortunately this has happened on the last three gauntlets lol thats why they're on patreon player.

Dave

No its definitely the players implemetation in HTML/JS as its terrible on desktop browsers also. I shouldnt have to download the app for basic functionality.

Dave

Cant wait to watch!!!!

Michael Sewell

How can I watch this without WiFi / data? I'm going on a long flight next week.

Kristopher Marshall

The real gauntlet was the guys’ gibberish accents

Colin Thome

there is no such setting for me :(

Nathan H

There won't be one

Ignar Husky

They do. Just look in the user settings. I got mine in Dark mode

Ignar Husky

I wanna add to what 'They Call Me Gnome' said.. Another main reason it's specifically on Patron is that Pirates will leak it. I, personally, am not a fan of that, but get it. So it's just one of those things where you'll need to adapt too. Blame those that are willing to undermine the money WE put into it, as patrons. This is for us. Blame the random bastards who want to pirate it because they want to fundelmentally deflate the value of content we get. If they can minimize our dollar to content *WE* paid for, then they're robbing us as much as DFF.. We bought in for this So keeping it in a place where we strictly have access makes sense.. It's not the best, but fuck, what can be done atm?.. It's the main alternative outside of shithole platforms like Rumble or KiK, which are full of Right Wing fuck witted Retards.. Not exactly a space I wanna be in..

Ignar Husky

Patreon needs a dark mode

Nathan H

For those complaining about the video, download the patreon app on your phone, instead of using whatever terrible phone browser you use for mobile and it’ll run better. If it doesn’t run better after that, then the issue is your internet, not the video player on the site. If you’re using a shitty hotspot or just bad internet, your video will buffer slowly regardless.

They Call Me Gnome

Goddamn Rodney Pickering.

CampCounselerSteve

You got a loicense for that Gauntlet m8?

Atticus Omundson

When will you post the YT link?

laertes1979

Nevermind, I downloaded the patreon app and it plays great on there.

Emerius Jones

Fuck me this pauses and freezes every couple minutes. Is there like a link to watch that off patreon or is that their player? It's garbage.

Emerius Jones

Best one yet

J Garner

Ronnie Pickering, you slimy bastard. Watching this in the hospital, makes the bleak shit somewhat palatable. Good show y'all

Captain Tunnel