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Tournament of Terror: Fright Weights

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I mean, none if we're talking _waking_ hours; but I imagine that, much like the majestic sloth, he gets a healthy 15 hours of sleep daily. Though to be fair, there's every possibility that a nocturnal feeding tube and pureed Baconators are involved.

Josh Jerome

Christs sakes, chill. You are watching a show with 3 fat stoners. No kidding are they going to eat on 4 hour shows, do you think TJ goes 4 hours without food any day of the week?

Edvard Lundgren

Man, this show is becoming unwatchable for people with misophonia. Since when did chewing loudly and wetly directly into the microphone become acceptable on-air decorum? Eat off camera, turn off your mic when you eat, chew with your mouth closed or please do literally ANYTHING except speaking with your fat cheeks stuffed with food and making sloppy mouth sounds every five fucking seconds

Gage Lamb

Man I wish I cared this much about anything

JohnnyVoid

No…

Jarl Sloof

Are you okay bruh?

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You guys need to incorporate Evil Bong in the next tournament probably not as a contender but maybe an ally or weapon.

Justin Humphries

I wonder if they're going to include chucky in the posse match up because in one movie he's able to build an army of clones and he also has a family

Justin Humphries

Come on dude you know Micheal has some sort of sixth sense with the way he's always able to keep track of his victims I feel he was done dirty in the cabin because while not being as fast as werewolf he is smarter and probably better suited to kill in close quarters especially with a kitchen table and a still alive Paul's mom.

Justin Humphries

Wow, you guys did the Werewolf dirty af. The fog in Silent Hill should have played a significantly bigger part because Michael Myers can’t see through the fucking fog meanwhile the fucKING WEREWOLF LITERALLY HAS A WAY BETTER SENSE OF SMELL, HEARING, AND SIGHT MICHAEL WOULD’NT HAVE EVEN FUCKING SEEN IT COMING BEFORE THAT WOLF POUNCED ON HIS ASS THE WOLF IS A MASTER HUNTER AND STALKER YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS WHY

Jarl Sloof

Whom you can easily find an audio narrated version of on YouTube... 🫤

Justin Humphries

Still wish they put Johnny the Homicidal maniac in this list unfortunately he's only a comic book character.

Justin Humphries

Martians from Mars Attacks and Gremlins would be great for the horror posse tournament

ThatFishGuy

P⁰o⁰0oOo⁰oP 💩💩

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