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Slopppy Secondz 1/5/24

People Living Rent Free in Our Heads and Paul's Evil Sisters

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Slopppy Secondz 1/5/24

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Sorry for the length just my overkill punishment for ‘misbehaving’, despite doing what I was told to.

Canadian Attack Moose

In early elementary, up till grade seven, I was the youngest, and smallest kid in my class. The other boys were hockey chuds, and I was a scrawny nerd. I was picked on RELENTLESSLY, daily. By the boys and girls. Eventually my anger rose and I learned to bottle it and let it out at home (also a bad environment but whose wasn’t in the 90’s). Anyway, around grade 5 I cracked one night at home and cried before my mom about how bad it was at school, and she had tried to get the school to do something but what can you do. So she tells me ‘you need to stick up for yourself’. So the next time I got bullied it was the primary bully, pushed me to the ground and all the boys and girls laughed about it. When I opened my eyes on the ground, there was the metal chair leg. I got up, string armed scrawny nerd and I hoisted that mother fucker and flung it across the room at this little prick. Lucky for me, he moved. When the teacher got to the class I was leaning back in my chair crying cause I knew I was in shit, because EVERY KID was on the opposite side of the room and ratted me out. I get sent home on a suspension and my mom, having told me to stick up for myself, fully aware I’m unable to physically match any of the other kids alone, nevermind the 8-10 boys that would beat me if I had, GROUNDED ME FOR AN ENTIRE FUCKING YEAR. No exaggeration. No tv, no video games, no going to friends or having friends over. I was allowed to read. Talk about goddamned overkill.

Canadian Attack Moose

As a typical american nerd who loved Asian chicks since “kill bill”…. Kelly Wong. You missed out on half-Japanese Kelly Wong. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck…….. just for shits and giggles, I googled that name, and I swear, I wanted to fuck every image that came up upon that request, both sexes. Paul, my dude, your parents legit screwed you.

Russian Jackal

Paul your chess strategy, while basic, is actually the foundation of most high level play. Pawn structure makes or breaks most games between intermediate and above players, especially when playing against someone around your skill level. It becomes unlikely to lose “big” pieces because players who are well versed in the game are less likely to make errors that give up pieces. (Called hanging). Instead the winner is often determined in the endgame by whose structure of pawns is more sound once the rest of the pieces have been traded off

Kyle

If you guys want to do a sequel gauntlet I would prefer ones to the topic based gauntlets. What makes these shows so great is when you three can riff off something and I just don't think there's anything left in any of these right-wing grifters that is worth any breath spent on them. We need a Furry Gauntlet Pt 2 because TJ has yet to pay for his sins.

ounocat

You guys are all amazing storytellers! (Paul especially)

ALICEofMALICE

Are we getting a second thing for the merchandise tier this month? I thought we got the poster and something else?I could be wrong though

Dom

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