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A B A N D O N H O P E 1 / 2 8 / 2 0 2 4

in a world where spaghetti weeps, 

Twisted strands in sorrow deep. 

A melancholic pasta lies, 

Underneath the mournful skies.

Once they danced in pots of cheer, 

In a bubbling, joyous sphere. 

Now they lay, despondent, still,

 On plates where no hunger they fill.

Marinara rivers run dry, 

Meatballs like lost moons, they cry. 

Forks untouched, no twirls ensue, 

In kitchens where joy once grew.

Abandon hope, ye who dine here, 

For every noodle sheds a tear. 

In the silent, empty gloom,

 Spaghetti meets its somber doom.

Odes of wheat and egg's demise, 

Echo 'neath the dining skies. 

A world where pasta's joy has ceased,

 In every bowl, a broken feast.

A B A N D O N H O P E 1 / 2 8 / 2 0 2 4

Comments

Eyebrow, trucker hat dude thinks he's Julius Belmont or something.

Kyber

maybe Gordon Ramsey is trying to tell us he doesn't believe in the grilled cheese as a sandwich.

The Glue Boblin

Either the Mossberg Maverick 88 or the Mossberg 590 will be the best choice for a home defense shotgun. Academy is pretty straightforward with their gun sales, and lax in southern states. The Maverick 88 uses more synthetic parts which are known to break compared to the 590 that has excellent reliability and ammo capacity. Basically, if you're broke, the Maverick 88 is your option. If you have the money, then the 590 will be your best shotgun on the market. Source: I live in Texas. :P

Revenant

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SuperSaiyanZero

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Meahhhsee

Maybe I could plagiarize that translating it into German.

allyn stone

TJ, I love your writing!

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Just_A_Guy

Paul owes me $10,000

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HAIL KING TJ

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