Roseanne, Tate, Schneider Gauntlet

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Cole

3:26:50 "the gene seed" anyone else think Paul had Warhammer 40k on the brain?

Cole

If TJ told Paul to shut the fuck up at the top of his lungs I would fully condone it. Not only that, I would encourage it. Dude's funny but I mean when you're just meandering through a show by just fucking with the host as a host the entire time, the bit tends to run a bit stale. Paul still made me laugh a lot in this one though.

Nick Williams

Entirely unravels at 2 and a half hours in and I love it

Justin Davis

And now I want a baconator

Thetastyscott

Virtually unwatcheable again because of the damn Patreon video player :(

Ferdia

Paul and scotty were funny as fuck, wdym?

Sam Davis

I hate Tate, I hate him so fucking much, he is a cancer that has ruined many generations of men and boys. (Great show though my kings, I plea for more of thine delectable offerings.)

TurtleDrone

Sorry i know this is late, But i fucking loved this ep. You guys actually killed me and i am officially dead.

Michael Sewell

I absolutely love Love Paul's impressions. They tickle me pink. Thanks for the laughs.

gotsniff

Did he steal, "I blinked and I cured my brain," from 2011 Charlie Sheen?

Dryden Bowley

But now you guys should play Fuck, Marry, Kill with these 3

Devourlord Asmodeus

"-And there's a smattering of berries"- Tj xDDD

Gabriel Sanchez

Bc he funny

Jackson Hipp

I agree

Matt Johnson

How?

Matt Johnson

I feel ripped off 5 hours of unfunny bullshit from scotty and Paul and maybe one hour of tj being funny making fun of vids, Paul and Scott are becoming dead weight

Matt Johnson

Also you can download the audio

Yellow Curdled Ropes

Paul and Scotty saved this from being boring.

Yellow Curdled Ropes

Possibly the best bantersode yet

Yellow Curdled Ropes

Edgelords don't deserve any form of wellness nor community. It's only fair, and balanced.

Save That Bear

This is the most entitled pissbaby shit I’ve ever read in this community. Take a chill pill, homie.

Blake Meads

O lock room ll

Ben Livingston

Thank you sir, vishnu bless

pinkdog1992 .

Paul got real insecure about that age gap convo

ShoreMcLoving

Paul got really insecure when the age gap convo came up.

ShoreMcLoving

Then why do they upload everything else on YouTube?

Dylan Brown

This was my favorite gauntlet so far.

106

Why even bother naming this the "Roseanne, Tate, Schneider Gauntlet?" You barely watched any videos. It was more of a really long bantersode.

plump helmet

India gauntlet would actually be amazing.

Thomas DeRosa

No, they must follow a specific set of requests from the fans. Requests that of they all followed to a T would be an absolute disaster since they don’t realize everyone’s constantly recommending bad shit, or shit that goes directly against what others have suggested mind you, but they still need to follow it!

They Call Me Gnome

People complaining about this gauntlet are awful. The guys can be just as entertaining, if not more so, without killing themselves. I honestly preferred the mood not being absolutely miserable this time.

Big Ordeal

Paul carried this one

Jackson Hipp

It doesn't make a big difference to me but I wouldn't object to it being on YouTube. Personally, I will keep paying them even if I get the episodes for free. Only the best for the best podcast.

Geniusego

Can anyone, maybe Paul himself, tell me the name of that french accordion music? I've tried to find it myself but I cannot.

Isaiah Miller

It's annoying as fuck to not be able to download this. Get your shit together and get this back on YouTube. Patrons will still pay even if it's available elsewhere for free. Cheapskates will still cheapskate regardless. Also, the constant derailing is super frustrating. I don't speak for everyone, but personally I'm here to watch yall comment on shit, not listen to Paul or Scotty ramble endlessly.

nickdanger12345

Spoiler: Paul doesn't actually exist. This whole time he was a character done by Jacques le French.

Flourfecta

This truly was a Vamp gauntlet

U wot m8

It’s because people would take the YouTube link, and put them places for people who aren’t paying to watch the live show. They can’t do it on patreon, so they keep them on patreon now. It’s the fans fault for it

They Call Me Gnome

Paul is a better TJ than TJ

Jackson Hipp

Unban me tommy

Rants n rambles

Maybe it's some copyright shit? I dunno. But yeah, it's annoying that it's stuck on patreon.

Luka Hays

Most of this Gauntlet wasn't great. The trolling wasn't really funny at all and I felt bad for TJ. But Paul made it worth it when he was replaced by Jacque Le Cock. He has potential

Chris Walker

It's okay to criticize someone you like dude. You don't have to simp.

Silver

Good. Stfu

Codisha

Why can’t this be uploaded to YouTube? I like to use Aiplay to watch it on my TV. Can’t do shit with Patreorn.

Dylan Brown

indian gauntlet and jorden peterson 2 please

pinkdog1992 .

They removed my previous comment criticizing the episode.

Silver

Excellent gauntlet gents. Love how it got a little off the rails at times. Just seemed like everyone was having some fun amidst the schlock. Instant classic.

GraveSource

This has to be my favorite episode you guys have done recently. Hilarious 😂

Kyle S

I enjoyed this Bantersode gauntlet

Master Krepta

Imagine being so depraved that you are disappointed there was too much hilarious banter and a new Paul character rather than more Roseanne, Andrew Tate and Rob Schneider

DylanChalupa

Jacque had me dying, please grace us with more of his magnificent baguette

Chandler

Felt like a TJ v Paul v Scotty gauntlet

Michael Shryock

The method acting gauntlet

Connor Simonton

The water in their heads actually took me out I'm a bad person I'm so sorry

Blayze

Jacque L'French saved this gauntlet. That well-timed accordion music was hilarious.

WC

4:04:00 truly brilliant trolling right there Paul 👏

Garrett Bay

Terrible take!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Oh shit, I'm buying it right now

Nicolas Heredia

Jacque L'French! :D

Andrew Yoo

It's an old profile pic I put on years ago when the album came out cause I really fucked with it and I forget it's still my profile pic sometimes hahaha

Simon

Oooooh Fuck i forgot i still have this profile pic, hahaha yes. It's a great album

Simon

I Miss poop poop

Roman Madatyan

They thunder gunned it

AlterEgoIII

Probably one of the worst gautlets in my opinion

Sergio Vera

yeah, sad for you that you missed so much of the best gauntlet

Brendan Pedersen

Your display pic is the album cover for Paraffin by Armand Hammer

Brendan Pedersen

INSERT CRITIQUE AND PERSONAL THOUGHTS ON THE GAUNTLET HERE

nonono

Paul's rendition of Space Oddity stole the gauntlet.

Moist Calzone

Pauls impressions were the best part of the show

Gramsci

Based on fucking what lol

Phoebe Ophie

Yeah and he was poor as a kid. Dudes got some perseverance

Grickle Grass

Yeah Paul hangs dong and scotty does dirt bike trick

Grickle Grass

stay mad brokie

Valerina

JK

Hey Tommy Jimmy

socialist redstate

Scotty shit his britches before we got GTA 6

Connor Madison

I like how the comments started off with people hating it and le epic ratioing people who didn't. The new comments are now the opposite.

Michael Sims

No it's an app glitch

Michael Sims

I feel bad for TJ cause he did seem annoyed when everyone was rating Rosanne but damn that was hilarious!

Pranab

CheeJay

Connor Simonton

I will forage for fish and berries!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

The West Memphis Three are guilty btw

Mickey Gubitosi

Adam Schneider

Adam Schneider

I am fully convinced that Roseanne is just playing a part and is the best grifter/troll to exist

William Steadman

Is the 7 dollar paid one different?

Nicolas Heredia

Id love to listen to paul forrest gump himself through hollywood history for 6 hours lmao

Aldo Hernandez

what the fuck is even going on in this one? xD

freelocibin

Was dat??

Simon

This is my favourite gauntlet

Brendan Pedersen

Yo, paraffin is so great

Brendan Pedersen

Man, poor Tommy got trolled hard this episode.

ounocat

I like the fact that Glenn beck owns the Vader helmet, is that weird?

Emerius Jones

Lmao I love you guys

Nancy Pulussy

Legit nothing makes me laugh harder than Paul reacting to Andrew Tate

Jack

How is Paul able to carry this Gauntlet with his bad back? What a legend, what an entertainer. We got like 30 minutes of the actual topic but the rest was comedy gold.

Anthony Avon Art

I love how Paul's impression of Stevie is the same as The Living Man.

ounocat

Tommy

Jersey Silva

true story: my french teacher (a french man) had a hog so undeniably huge that no pants he wore could contain the outline.

Nostalgia Trip

I managed to fall asleep in the last 10 minutes and ended up watching it a second time.

Passionate Lobster

Next Gauntlet should be TJ forced to play dark souls for 6 hours

Bryant Field

Scam situation

Justin Davis

dude... the pitting of swifties vs MAGA is a nightmare. my mom is the former, my dad is the latter. my mom thankfully alongside myself isnt a fan of trump, but we will see how this marriage goes if this " theory" comes true.

Nostalgia Trip

That deaf , dumb and blind kid ... Sure plays a mean pinball.

Mr. Garak

That’s interesting

Devin Ackerman

The calculus utilized by Cheejay in his bid to turn the tables on Ball and Kaiser was frustratingly beautiful to watch. This was legitimately the sufferings of TJ Kirk. Sorry TJ, it was entertaining.

Todd Danner

@1:10:00 Scotty says what we were all thinking lol. Rosanne lets the dog out of the burning house and he's like "Ok good that was really the only thing I was worried about" 😂

Parker

I've rewatched it, changed my opinion, I ended up enjoying the chaos of it

john barton

Thomas "tombi" James Kirk

Zeaxe

This was an excellent gauntlet gentlemen. You’ve shown me such sights. Scotty shit himself, TJ made some awful characters. Paul’s pp was good

Devin Ackerman

Yeah I was Crafty on the Roswell FM movie and met Bob from That 70's Show. The dude is a fellow Degenerate. I was visiting my mom and sister in the administrative trailer where they worked. He came in there and spotted my mom and sister and said, "What are you guys looking at? Porn?" BTW... this shit Roswell FM, needs to be added to my IMDB, as well as for my sister.

The Leftist Jester

This Gauntlet was definitely entirely off the rails sometimes but I don't care sometimes mfs need a break plus I like when you guys get creative hahaha. I like when you guys come up with new characters. This has helped my clinically depressed ass have a chill laugh for once

Simon

Bring back Jacques le French, and Some Guy best characters in a long time!

Simon

Tommy Kirk

GC1931

Paul you got to do more TJ impersonations.

Conner Cruz O'Brien

Bon Appetit Sous-merde!!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

But what about ze real star with ze world’s biggest baguette!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

They always upload the gauntlet VODs on Patreon's player

Michael Sims

Paul and Scotty trolling Tj with a sample sized version of democracy is beautiful

Arthur Wilber

scotty is really god damn funny

Malachi Lindahl

All of the distractions was gold We need more episodes like this where you talk to each other like this

Mada Wright

I think I would rather eat out Trump's nunt than watch this again.

Nancy Pulussy

I think Tate is the worst, just by the sheer number of clones he produces.

Christian McDougall

Basically randomness?.. are you saying Lucian hobbadok aka Corpse midget is behind the Houthi scourge?

Emerius Jones

Paul in this episode was amazing The other two were riding his coat-tails the whole time

Wingit98

Most likely got taken down for copywrite

Kyle Corvus

Everyone shitting on this Gauntlet are just TJ's alts. He's trying to dissuade you from the Ten Hour Gergi Gauntlet we all know is coming.

Atticus Omundson

What is the point of these if they aren’t going to stay on topic? It’s just another regular show at that point.

Jeffrey Searcy

I mean, trolling is always entertaining to the troll and I get that. But spectating trolling is only funny when the trolling itself is clever or the victim blows a gasket in an entertaining way. Normally, I'm all for trolling TJ, but man did it last way too long resulting in a lot of the hosts walking away and sitting in either silence or engaged in directless vamping.

Corbin Tadlock

No I watched it. Granted, I was only halfway through at the point I made the comment and they moved on, but they had only played two or three videos, barely said anything about it and spent the majority of time being obtuse. If TJ was in on it, then I'm disappointed because him being in on it amounted to what it did to me. Silently sitting there as our patience wore thinner and thinner. Idk what you call culture, but I wouldn't call a couple guys being annoying for 3 hours cultured. Also, I couldn't possibly care less how the chat was reacting lol

Corbin Tadlock

I love you guys so much

My name is Jerry

^

Grickle Grass

Nerd.! Your the kid. That tells the substutite teacher. We have to do math at 11am. Be cooler

Grickle Grass

^

Grickle Grass

He's gonna need months on the space station to recover

Grickle Grass

Maybe we could like take notes and have an exam after.

Grickle Grass

You have no culture. What you call anoyying. Is top tier trolling. Tj was in on it. And it lasted a hour. Chat exploded . Do you just listion too audio or something?

Grickle Grass

Great gauntlet.

Emerius Jones

im a simp so i loved it. great gauntlet!

Roman Douchington

Don't listen to these pussies. The banterlet was good.

Emerius Jones

Yeah I think these definitely need to be more organized, none of you really seemed interested at all in the topic and it just devolved into a bantersode.

Jeffrey Searcy

Best gauntlet ever!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Worst gauntlet ever

Jersey Silva

The pilot episode of the Eternal Sufferings was pretty good.

Captain Tunnel

Maybe next year!

spaceSuicide

Nevermind just a glitch on mobile

jose nieves

It's saying I have to pay $7 to watch I don't mind but I'm sure I'm a patron already I'll check on my PC tomorrow if I'm able to. Unless I'm meant to pay for the gauntlet then I don't mind.

jose nieves

I prefer the YouTube versions, Patreon does not have a very good player

I raped Jesus in his tomb

You’re welcome 😉

Jack D

Wow, all 10s!!! Thank you for the perfect score!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Kayfabe can be funny in small amounts, but this gauntlet suffered from a fatal overdose! It was genuinely painful after an hour. AWFULNESS 10 UNFUNNYNESS 10 STUPIDITY 10

Jack D

Wow this one was incredibly boring. I get trolling TJ can be funny, but only if it's done in a funny way or TJ is participating. Just being annoying to be annoying for six straight hours isn't funny or entertaining. It's just annoying.

Corbin Tadlock

They got so goddamn bored during this gauntlet

Mecha

Genius is not understood in its lifetime.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Ian has hated me for years and is a bitter failure of a human being. He's one of the people who when AI replaces his derivative art will have nothing besides hating a podcaster who towers above him.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

removing this from YouTube is a very Tommy thing to do

cOAST2cOASTgHOST

Talking about farts… I work a job where I have to wear a multi-gas detector and it detects methane…which we release in farts. So anytime someone farts our gas detectors loudly beep and flash red. Literally can’t hide our farts. 😆

Jimbo

Most of the episode was making characters up and speaking in voices.

spaceSuicide

I feel like they realized they didn't have enough content for this so they starting kayfabing to fill time (I never had a problem with how they approached gauntlets in the past but this was to much)

J_Dog7986

I get TJ trolling is a meme for a laugh but for it to last more than a brief moment it got stale. Lots of asides in this episode more than others they've done. I was looking forward to this as a Vs Hasbeen/Awful Comedian Gauntlet for a throwback to those old tourneys.

spaceSuicide

I skipped so much of this gauntlet. Sad

Austin Graham

scam

M

This was the scooter and the hog gauntlet

Reece Moffat

That was the best stream. TJ was so defeated.

Curtis Howard

Did something happen to the YouTube stream?

Baron of Patron

I was going to cancel in the 7 day trial. But I can't bring myself to take money from little Tommy and his big brothers. Keep it up Boys

Grickle Grass

Yeah, I think if they focused on one topic like the classic gauntlets it would've been better but having 3 separate topics and votes in between just made it feel kind of schizophrenic.

Joe Smerdon

Lol you guys want a 6hr, focused videos on Andrew taint and other deporables... The boys fighting is why I'm here . Trolling tj is peak culture. I was smiling and satisfied 😌

Grickle Grass

Nu uh . Scotty is great.

Grickle Grass

Best fucking gauntlet to date!

Hulkster x

If you don't pay for the patreon you can buy it seperately now.

Joe Smerdon

scottys kfabes arent even funny at this point. hes essentially the kid on the block who says "nuh uh, your hit didnt work on me because i have infinity health"

Ian Westart on IG

Paul’s impersonation of TJ killed me 😂😂

Cameron

That the "Gauntlet" is mostly the same shit that every Onion Nuggetz is nowadays.

Torkel Svenson Hagström

And the problem is?

Zyron Gonzales

I was gonna say fucking TJ but you're right.

Zyron Gonzales

Fucking Youtube, dammit

Gilly

I like satire, and this gauntlet was a most enjoyable one. Hopefully the religious right will not get it, and Jim Jones themselves into mass oblivion, right after this year's Super Bowl starring Taylor Swift.

Save That Bear

Subtractive Email

Vorsh won this gauntlet.

ian Lane

Banter gauntlet with more obsession about Vaush with some Roseanne, Schneider and Tate stuff thrown in

Torkel Svenson Hagström

Least schizophrenic gauntlet

4cid_3ater

Yeah I didn't like this gauntlet that much, it felt all over the place. Sorry guys.

john barton

Silver

What makes the circus music even more fitting is that it was intended as a military march and its official name is "Entry of the Gladiators"

Torkel Svenson Hagström