A duck walked up
to a lemonade stand
and he said to the man
running the stand
hey
bum bum bum
got any grapes?
and the man said
yes i rape all the time
i'm a mass rapist
it is sublime
and the duck was like
"What the fuck, bro! I didn't say rapes. I said grapes. What the fuck is wrong with you?"
and the man looked at the duck
and he say oh
yeah i sell grapes too
here you go
and the duck said
no, i don't want any grapes
i don't buy products
from weirdos who rape,
you sick evil fuck
I hope that you die
You are a bad person
And you make me cry
So the man just shrugged
and said well then fuck
I might as well go ahead
and rape this duck
bum bum bum
badumpa dum

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