CHOOSE THE NEXT GAUNTLET!

Are we ever going to see an Onision gauntlet ?

Jamison Tartt

jesse lee peterson! (might be too hard)

Eric Stuart

Man, that doesn’t even scratch the surface of bad conservative comedy. I spent an hour watching clips of the shit tier conservative comedians that nobody has ever heard of, and those people make Jim Breuer look like Sam fucking Kinison.

Blake Meads

I see what you did there

Blake Meads

It was one or two Onion Nuggets ago. I think the first one they did this week. Paul and Scotty kept fucking with him about high cheekbones

Butt turd saw sidge

When did tj attack his camera?

Zebedee Hadden

Whoa honestly based

Zebedee Hadden

Fr we need the manatee

Zebedee Hadden

SARGON SARGON SARGON

edgelordweeb

Lame we need the Jones one come-on guys

Conner Cruz O'Brien

God dammit, why is the TJ gauntlet winning? Lame.

Mostly White

Probably slap his camera again.

Designtechdk

Bruh, is a joke

Devourlord Asmodeus

Or you could, you know, just google that shit yourself...

Hatemonger

If it's a TJ gauntlet, it needs to be 8 hours

Christian McDougall

You bunch of stupid TJickafans.

Matti Czuba

Ernest Gauntlet

disko

please don't throw these ideas away forever please revive hopes for the manatee gauntlet

Chloe413

I voted for the TJ Kirk gauntlet but I really hope it’s a gauntlet about the eldest TJ and will be all about TJ’s dad’s scams and stories.

Colten Drennen

6 hours of Paul and Scotty roasting TJ? Take my money now. How will TJ’s ego be able to endure such an onslaught?

Blake Meads

Scotty, I love ya. But, I wanna watch you suffer BOI! goddamn tajicophants

Farfanugan

Always make the first option in a poll 'I didn't read the title' because a lot of people just spam the first option.

Xena

Please do the scotty torture tate gauntlet. Although I kind of want to see TJ rage and attack his camera like an autist again.

Butt turd saw sidge

It doesn't look like it will win but eventually the Alex Jones Gauntlet needs to happen. It will be the most entertaining 6 hours.

Ryan Hutton

TJ gautlet but, he wears a suit and you do at least an full hour of the bit "why is TJ in a suit, is he running for mayor? of Knox county?" yeah....

cOAST2cOASTgHOST

Please, Please let the big booty gauntlet win

Devourlord Asmodeus

The TJ gauntlet just because he finds all of his old stuff he made really cringey and he can't sit through it. In a gauntlet he'd be forced to watch it all, if he took off Scotty and Paul would pause it and the the whole thing would easily be the longest gauntlet. It'd last days until they could wrangle him back to sit through his teen vids he hates.

Marc McGlasson

How many former SNL cast mates would it include? Rob Schneider, Jim Breuer, and Dennis Miller come directly to mind, but I’m sure there’s others…

Pat

As a fellow video editor (and as a member of the BDSM community with a serious case of VDS), I’d gladly edit this one for ya lol!

Pat

1 more second of Tate is an eternity of torture.

T-Rx (DUBIUS)

Please don't make me have to edit another 5 hour video... The first "What did Vaush say about Kink at Pride?" video literally killed my last PC, and it was only 1080p then. ;)

T-Rx (DUBIUS)

TJ should use his supreme god powers to pick the big booty gauntlet

J_sal

I wanna pick all of them, some really juice subjects. Can't wait for whicheverone it will be!

classiceber

You guys don't realize why The Kink and Fetish Gauntlet is the trojan horse gauntlet. If selected they will play Vaush clips (specifically the ones of him complaining about kink at Pride) and thus trigger Paul in a way we've never seen him - it will be hilarious!

Pat

sargon needs more fish and milkshake thrown at him. He hasn't been torn apart enough.

CraftyAndy

It'll be entertaining though, and isn't that what matters most?

The Farter

8589240180

Is this the first episode of the endless sufferings of TJ Kirk?

Lloyd Llewellyn

Please no more Tate..ever again

Tarantula Cake

The TJ Gauntlet because we all know its just going to be TJ getting trolled mercilessly for hours.

5FingerDornPunch

TJ! TJ! TJ all hail our Lord and Savior tv. I need to watch that most definitely my good sir.

Gabriel

We should have another vote with the top 5 so more than 26% decide the gauntlet

Mrbg12

Lolololol, they should name the Amazing Atheist Gauntlet. Banana gate 2 electric boogaloo

DonnySlime

All hail our segmented overlord!

Robert Sandee

What a travesty that more people aren't voting for the absolute best option here, the Big Booty Gauntlet!!!

Andrew Wesley Nichols

Decisions decisions...

Vincent Chiu

Next poll can be guesses for how long TJ will leave the gauntlet.

Nathan

I would love a voting bracket. Create anticipation leading up to the week before the gauntlet.

Juggalo_V

Initially I wanted a painful one like Sargon. But a gauntlet going over tjs cringey old videos would be great

MIDNYT219

Need that beautiful Banned From McDonald's video covered again.

spaceSuicide

we need Alex Jones

Neon

If they do a TJ gauntlet, I’d like to see coverage of the Amazing Atheist Garage days.

Todd Newton

There should be rank choice voting. Too many good ideas 😭

emily nicole

Poop Gauntlet

emily nicole

I feel like the Sargauntlet might be the worst/best one yet. His Britishness combined with the alt-right bullshit he spews might cause the brine pools to overflow with salt.

freelocibin

Please not another Tate gauntlet. Scotty should just have to watch a gauntlet worth of Tate with a VR headset strapped on. Alex Jones would be fun for all.

Kyle Funke

Scotty skimping on Tate is the biggest travesty of DFF.... HE MUST SUFFER!!!

Ignar Husky

Pointless its just 99% tate gauntlet vs 99.9999% tate gauntlet, so im voting no confidence

Shrunken Presence

A bad conservative comedy gauntlet would be fun

Mondo_Bruh

If we go with "Big Booty" can I be part of it?

Emily Elizabeth

Nostalgia Gauntlet! But that doesn’t look like it’s gonna happen so TJ gauntlet 🥵

emily nicole

I really want an Alex Jones gauntlet. Come orn, guys

Gilly

Who in their right minds choose Andrew Tate part 2? Torture Scotty, not us viewers!

NyxChild

I feel like a redneck gauntlet would be fun. We could see unintelligible arguments for stupid positions AND wreckless abandon for ones own safety.

Bigness

Mr. “I need to do more research before can give my opinion on climate change” deserves this.

Duster

Too many tajicophants like myself will vote for the TJ gauntlet for any other to win

Bunyip04

Tate 2.0 Let them suffer.

PaLeBlUeDoT

We need a #GILFGauntlet. Fran Drescher is the best GILF, so she’ll win by a landslide.

Mike GILF Asscrack Licker

So many good ideas on this list!

Justin Heath

Old garage videos of Tj is what a yearn for, more so than weed.

ALICEofMALICE

Scotty must suffer. Andrew Tate Gauntlet pt. 2 Skibble Boogaloo.

Eric Fouch

TJ gauntlet is gonna be fun but the redneck gauntlet would just be awesome

Logan Hazen

Personally, I'd like to see it

Stephanie Owens

I miss the old segments back in the DP days where they watched old Amazing Atheist videos and made fun of them. I say it’s about time to take another look back at young TJ

Mercy

These are all great, think you have gauntlets for the rest of the year. Remove the sargon one, he sucks.

Egzon

i’m happy the tj gauntlet is winning. would love to see your reactions to his oldest videos, and his thoughts on how his opinions have changed over time. his long form videos where he just talks about his opinion on something are what drew me in.

e brooke

I want Paul and Scotty making fun of TJ for six hours straight!

Colin Thome

It's the monkeys and typewriters thing with his predictions

Tay

Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈

elijah plummer

Gave too many options, ya fat fucking faggots

elijah plummer

Infomercial is the one I'd wanna see. That or the Booty Gauntlet

Drew

Vote switching should be banned! I demand ranked choice voting!

Valerina

Yes! One more vote for torture

lemmy

Gman gauntlet

Andrew J Winzer

Of course they're picking the one option that you can get anytime. The roasting of TJ.

Danielle Legaspi

I would love the Nostalgia Gauntlet

Jon Horrorcide

BIG BOOTIES

Watermelon

Sargon would be actual torture, that’s why it got my vote.

Nicholas

Come on, do a Rick Wiles gauntlet one day! also SCOTTY NEEDS TO SUFFER 6 HOURS OF TATE

Matt Hunkee

The "Shweat Index Gauntlet"

Parker

So many beautiful choices but it was obvious which would win lol. I chose infomercials but TJ getting roasted for 5-6 hours was a close second. EDIT: Never mind, went with TJ gauntlet because of course.

Roman Madatyan

Since for gauntlets am a fan of seeing the gang miserable and losing their spirit throughout i thought sargon would be utterly tortuous hearing his dreary labourous bs for 6 hrs.. TJ one sounds too fun for a gauntlet lol

lemmy

Redneck Gauntlet for the win. Keep the neck theme going from the last one lol

Parker

none of these are the manatee gauntlet, rigged poll

Hunter James Earl Wallace

🙏 The TJ gauntlet please!!!or Scotty Tate episode would be fantastic other than having to watch more Tate 🤣🤮

Cameron

Scotty has had the kirk gauntlet in his pocket for too long. Time for TJs reckoning

Mdxfiend

The TJauntlet, a roast through the ages

Japester

Hey, I wanted the Kink and Fetish Gauntlet.

Revenant

I'm not joking when I say I am an actual sadomasochist... I would get a thrill from both suffering through these monsters and watching the DFF boys suffer as they watched them lol.

Pat

The Tjycophants strike again

YungKorg666

The infomercial gauntlet could be fun if they make it like the Stupid Ads segment

Aldo Hernandez

YE GAUNLET

Dank Sack

How could we not choose 6 hours of the best Pessimists, Scooter and the Hog destroying TJ Kirk!?

ounocat

You really enjoy suffering

SuperDarthKelly

👃

SuperDarthKelly

I don't think even the boys commentary could get me through 6 hours of that annoying little shit

SuperDarthKelly

BIG BOOTY

SuperDarthKelly

Out of these? Probably the Alex Jones gauntlet. An Andy Dick gauntlet would be great too

RazorJam

BRETTTTTTT

Jamie Hind

As a certified redneck and ass enjoyer, I second this

Habeas J

Proposition: merge the big booty and redneck gauntlets together into 2 segments (3 hours each)

Glob

One day we should do a gauntlet suggestion thread.

Jackson Hipp

A popular/overrated video games gauntlet. Could be current or recent video games or video games from their childhood (Nes/SNES)

FTWapples

An Alex Jones gauntlet will be an awesome (awful?) mix of weirdly-accurate predictions, alcohol-soaked meltdowns, and violent supervillain ravings. That's my vote! I'd like a kink/fetish gauntlet, but YouTube prevents y'all from, well... going deep.

Markell

Big booty gauntlet!

Knight of the rueful figure

Plsssss!!!! VOTE FOR TATE!!. Scotty needs some alpha male wisdom so he don't keep getting beat by his Frying pan weilding wife

Eric Barnes

Vauntlet

Lynx

Scams/Scammers gauntlet

sean meldrum

The Amazing Asshole

Designtechdk

Turn the frigging frogs gay gauntlet

AlterEgoIII

Selection bias putting tj first, delete that choice and all the others except Alex Jones

Jordan Zucaro

I think a throwback to Sargon would be pretty funny.

Pengmaeda

If they do a big booty gauntlet, will it be inclusive and have big booty boys? I'm guessing it won't because none of the guys are into that. Most unfortunate.

EmperorGhidorah

Imagine not picking the kink and fetish gauntlet. Could never be me.

Krista Vaillancourt

There should be a runoff

Evan

I hate democracy

Richard Armstrong

TOT 2 Revenge of The Thing.. or Tj gaunt whatevaz

Ian Mcck

Redneck and Alex Jones would be hilarious, but I've GOTTA see Paul and Scotty roast TJ's old videos for 6 hours. Tj gauntlet!

Roman Douchington

I haven't heard sargons name in awhile. Wonder what that would be about.

Erin

These are all great options.

Tech Noir

I think I farted

Crimson Fatalis

I voted for Cenk Uygur gauntlet, but now the option isn't appearing for me. Did you remove the option from the pole? I really wanted Cenk Uygur gauntlet...

Sam Hahn

The nostalgic gauntlet 😂

Just_A_Guy

The infomercial one will be amazing for sure if done

Wesley Chrobak

Please, anything but another tate gauntlet 🥺😭😭

Green Calamity

I went with Andrew tate 2, but honestly I wish they would do the Brett gauntlet and make something else the 5k goal

CamHoney

Big Booty for the win

george

god same. more kirk brothers impersonations than you can shake a wick at

Nostalgia Trip

redneck redneck redneck

Nostalgia Trip

Andrew Tate Gauntlet 2: Electric Boogaloo bitches!!!!

Disturbed Renegade

We need a Thomas James Kirk II episode with Scotty and TJ telling all the stories and mishaps with their father. Love that VCR purchase story where he bought a box with rocks in it.

spaceSuicide

Well at least Sargon is not AiU…

Pat

Alex Gauntlet would slap. Go over the rise, the fall, the ember that remains of the flame that once burned so bright.

Tj Cole

I want a red neck gauntlet.

Shelton Conrad

Y'all should do a daily wire shows and media gauntlet

Thomas Miller

I’ll do you one better, the DFF gauntlet

Dick McPenis

Idk if redneck gauntlet means rednecks in general or a specific person named redneck, but I totally support the former.

Matt Matt

These all need to be gauntlets eventually but we NEED Scotty's redemption and a Sargon Gauntlet.

River

Big booty, y’all. Let’s get that treasure! To sea!

fasterthings

So many delicious meals to choose from!

Federation.of.Jeuno

Here’s some other ideas: Tim Pool Gauntlet Russell Brand Gauntlet Blaire White Gauntlet Dave Rubin Gauntlet Nick Fuentes Gauntlet Michael Knowles Gauntlet Denizens of Daily Wire Gauntlet Glenn Beck Gauntlet

Pat

INFOMERCIALS

Flunkiebubs

REDNECK GAUNTLET

Zoe Scherzer

Cmonnnnnn nostalgia gauntlet!!!!

Skrizz ThaDizz

Redneck gauntlet sounds like the most fun, especially considering TJ and Scotty probably have shit tons of stories to tell from living in Louisiana.

Rob

Seems like it ought to be called, "The Amazing Atheist" gauntlet, though.

sean meldrum

Not a single bad choice on the list.

ThePoopyDoopy

bring on the torture of listening to 6 hours of sargon saying he's not a nazi while talking like a nazi

Edwin Cheshire

Let’s get them all, thanks

Dani 🕷️

I'm a pervert so i know what I'm choosing! 🤷‍♂️

Lance

Infomercials got my vote! Would love Alex Jones too!

spaceSuicide

But what about the Individual Brett Keane Gauntlet Situation?

Justin Milette

Wow some unreal choices, I hope in the future these all become gauntlets

Richard Greenwood