ONION NUGGETZ for Patrons - 5/11/22
Added 2022-05-12 02:28:56 +0000 UTCThe guys cover public freakouts, Amber Turd's terrible acting on the stand, advice columns, and an extravaganza of weird and terrible news.
Comments
Thanks, but no thanks, Dybuk, as a vegan I don't eat Currywurst. Peace.
laertes1979
2022-05-20 07:19:34 +0000 UTChey Kyle, nobody is asking for american intervention, so chill out. Ending war and preventing escalation is pretty easy, Russian have to pack and get the fuck out. Easy concept, but kinda hard to grasp for some people
Dybuk
2022-05-16 14:30:07 +0000 UTCCry me a river bch🥲people like you are scared of your own shadow, has nothing to do with me👎grow up.
WilliamTLC
2022-05-16 03:09:40 +0000 UTCYeah, I'll enjoy not having further ruined my country through pointless foreign intervension, thanks. Not to mention all our involvment would accomplish is further mass death, an escalation of war.
Kyle Delancy
2022-05-15 20:39:51 +0000 UTCYou fuckin' war hawk idiot. Just want to flush more of our economy down the war toilet.
Kyle Delancy
2022-05-15 20:34:02 +0000 UTCGreetings from Poland laertes. I hear your concerns and can short them to: we should let Russians killing civilians and enslave Ukraine, so you can enjoy your currywurst in peace
Dybuk
2022-05-15 10:12:09 +0000 UTC❄️
WilliamTLC
2022-05-14 05:29:39 +0000 UTCk Captain Thesaurus, lmao.
Josh Jerome
2022-05-14 05:20:45 +0000 UTCKeep suckn that micro dk loser👍your infantile remarks are as dreary as they are sleep inducing🥱lol
WilliamTLC
2022-05-14 05:00:16 +0000 UTCCoo'; peace tf out homie. Make $7. You're not the first petulant child to erroneously think his drop in the bucket matters and you won't be the last
Josh Jerome
2022-05-14 04:17:43 +0000 UTCIf Amber Heard took a shit on Johnny Depp's bed live on stage at the Oscar's, I might find it kind of interesting or funny.
Drew Torres
2022-05-13 20:52:44 +0000 UTCWhat does it even matter what these scared little peabrains think? I'll donate my $ to a good cause next time if that's the kind of sh** they want to perpetuate on their platform.
WilliamTLC
2022-05-13 14:45:50 +0000 UTCThere is good evidence to indicate Russia has allowed their nuclear arsenal to severely deteriorate. They may not have many working nukes left anymore.
David
2022-05-13 14:41:02 +0000 UTCThat's YOUR idiotic fkn opinion, I disagree and reiterate that I paid them to be entertained not lectured!🖕🇺🇦
WilliamTLC
2022-05-13 13:57:05 +0000 UTCI'd say it's widely know, not wildly ;-) Apart from that, I concur: Bielefeld doesn't exist.
laertes1979
2022-05-13 06:53:33 +0000 UTCGreetings from Germany. We are pretty close to Ukraine, only Poland between us and them. So if we "support" Ukraine with heavy weaponry and the war escalates, we will be the ones receiving Russia's attention full scale. You guys have two huge oceans between yourselves and Russia, so it's easy to talk. Besides, there are other ways to support Ukraine: negotiations, peace treaties, compromises. And no more anti-russian war-mongering by NATO states, first and foremost the USA. We have to accept the reality that Russia is a nuclear superpower that can obliterate the globe 100 times over. Fighting is not the solution but an accelerant for a fire that is already burning too high.
laertes1979
2022-05-13 06:51:19 +0000 UTCI didn't pay 7 bucks to listen to a bunch of fkn nazis complaining over supporting Ukraine!
WilliamTLC
2022-05-13 03:18:07 +0000 UTCI call bullshit on that pocking holes in condoms story. It is wildly known that Bielefeld doesn't exist
fabian höfler
2022-05-13 00:46:59 +0000 UTCGodwin's Law and slippery slope fallacy in one response. Nice.
David
2022-05-12 16:57:38 +0000 UTCOne of the dumbest takes ever from Paul. Here in the UK we tried appeasing hitler by agreeing to let him annex parts of Czechoslovakia, thinking he’d be satisfied with those gains, take the success home and wind down his territorial ambitions. Obviously it didn’t work because he just became more powerful and confident in his ability to push around the other powers, and more enraptured in his imperial fantasies. Letting Putin capture any part of Ukraine would just lead to larger, more prolonged conflicts in future for that exact same reason. He doesn’t just want Ukraine, he wants the entire pre-ww1 Russian territory.
MolehillMountain
2022-05-12 15:22:58 +0000 UTC
