Onion Nuggetz - 6/29/22
Added 2022-06-30 05:23:27 +0000 UTCGiuliani Lies, Samuel L. Jackson Tierlist, Tucker Carlson, Jordan Peterson, & More!
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The thing about Hillary running again makes me want to share a screenplay idea I had with you guys. The idea came to me after I realized Hillary has tried to run in every election for my entire life and either lost or failed to get nominated. It’s a comedy/horror flick about an Alex Jones type character. They discover Hillary is an eternal Lovecraftian cosmic horror who is trying to conquer earth and enslave humanity, But has to be willingly elected into a position of power in order to do so. In this pursuit she has participated in and lost every election for anything since the dawn of humanity. This Alex Jones conspiracy theorist guy proceeds to slowly go insane as no one believes him, being an Alex Jones esque conspiracy theorist. The ending is when he discovers her weakness, puppies. The story climax is when he storms the stage at one of her political rallies . Fat, sweaty, crazy and wild eyed, screaming at the top of his lungs. Rushes the stage cradling a puppy like it’s a bomb and throwing it in her face. She then transforms into her true demonic self and is banished from our reality. In a manner not unlike the banishing of the devil at the end of tenacious d.
Kula
2022-07-03 20:54:32 +0000 UTCThe disappearing goal is a great idea! I look forward to your future sufferings.
2022-06-30 20:09:26 +0000 UTCMore crazy conspiracy videos!!
Ian Mercurio
2022-06-30 12:27:56 +0000 UTCJust wanted to thank ya'll for taking the time to upload the mp3 versions, saves me a big hassle trying to convert a 5 hour video :)
Skeptical Jesus
2022-06-30 07:08:43 +0000 UTC
