Combining the poll totals, Mr. Larry Butz of Ace Attorney fame and Mr. Gatrie of Fire Emblem tied 23 - 23! I used a coin flip to decide the winner, so here we are!
I've only played the first two cases of Apollo Justice so I don't really know him, but I am told he has two friends. And there are two dicks here. Hm. I wonder..
(I'm done with the Ira set, just gotta export!)