The idea of translating gagspeak is very interesting. Also, their conversation is very cute. XD
Thanks for comment!
GBeeee
2019-11-01 02:35:19 +0000 UTC
(roughly translated from the gagspeak by Dr. Yuyin Hedashi)
Atago: Seems more gold than yellow.
Takao: THAT'S what you're concerned about?
Atago: Rather festive for a captivity scenario.
Takao: Festive nothing! Color variety has nothing to do w/ teaching us to escape, which is what this exercise was SUPPOSED to be about! Oh Shipkin is SO dead...
Atago: Speaking of Shipkin...
Takao: Great, another tape gag. Least it's not wraparound.
Atago: Don't give them any ideas.
Takao: You really think they can translate grunts and groans?
Atago: I'm more worried that Dr. Hedashi will kiss my duct tape gag again.
Takao: Yeah what WAS that all about!?
Atago: Maybe it's a technique real captors use for...intimidation? Like the lipstick serves as a painless brand of sorts?
Takao: NO-ONE'S gonna brand either of us, Attie.
Atago: I know...oop, here she comes again!
Takao: My nose itches so badly!!
Atago: Interesting. Is removing our sense of smell as important as doing the same to our speaking ability?
Takao: Either that, or Shipkin secretly plans on killing us via suffocation.
Atago: Don't be ridiculous, Takao. The doctor's right there.
Takao: Maybe she's in on it. All her running around for him, smoothing out our gags...she's just as weird.
Atago: Maybe they're...you know, together.
Takao: HA! Take about a match made in hell, right, Attie?
Atago: WHEW! It's so much easier to breathe now; if only our mouths were also uncovered.
Takao: Nah, Shipkin's gonna wait this out as long as he can. Look at him, scribbling away on that damned notepad of his. Pretty sure he's just doodling us struggling away.
Atago: Hedashi said something about this being the last phase. Maybe we can get some breakfast after this, that should be fun.
Takao: Bout time. I'm sick of chewing on this old handkerchief.
Atago: These panties don't taste too good either--
Takao: WHAT!?!? Why would Shipkin put underwear in your mouth, that has nothing to do w/ escape scenarios!!
Atago: No, it was the doctor! She mentioned that enemy forces sometimes do it, as a humiliation method! That's why she picked the sweatiest pair...
Takao: Oh my God...
Atago: ...and had me chew on it before getting out the duct tape.
Takao: I told you, that doctor's a weirdo. She's gotta stop mixing her kink w/ her work!
Atago: Ooh, here comes Shipkin. Please don't chew him out TOO harshly when he removes the cloths, Takao. I'm really hungry too.
Takao: Anything for you, Attie. Guess I'll have to give the bastard what-for next time...hell, that's the only reason I hope there'll BE a next time!