Deku-kun's Revenge (Choose Izuku's Adventure) Chapter 3

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After everything he’d witnessed from Uraraka’s relationship with Katsumi, he knew there was only one choice to make—letting Katsumi’s maid in on his secret agenda and having her on his side would make things much easier for him moving forward.

He shifted her on his lap, cupping her cheek. “What if I told you Katsumi and I are old…acquaintances?”

She raised an eyebrow, as if the sudden lore bomb momentarily distracted her from the horniness that she’d had for him all day.

“I didn’t come to UA just to pursue being a hero—I was already doing pretty well in America. The reason I chose to come to UA now was because of Katsumi. I know the amount of torture you’ve had to go through in the last few years being around her, because I was in that position once, too.”

“You were her attendant?”

“Not the exact position, but, well…Katsumi always needs a target. Somebody she can bully and beat down so that she always feels good about herself. Before you, she had me.”

Uraraka frowned as he revealed his past—the boy named Yamikumo, the public humiliation of his attention-seeking in front of his whole class, the constant bullying that followed, all of it came spilling out.

Halfway through his story, Uraraka had tears in her eyes, and she clung onto him and stroked her hand through his hair. “I knew Katsumi could be mean, but I didn’t realize she would ruin somebody’s life like that…”

“She doesn’t view it as ruining somebody’s life. She just views it as bolstering her own self esteem.” Izuku’s words dripped with venom as he was finally allowed to talk about her with his true feelings. “That woman is a callous, self-centered egomaniac who couldn’t even recognize the face of someone who she spent so long tormenting.”

Uraraka gulped. “Hey, it’s okay.” She massaged his shoulders to try and loosen his tension, which made him sigh and squeeze his eyes shut. “It’s not like I disagree with you—I’ve found myself thinking similar things about her. I’ve just never allowed those thoughts to grow as large as yours have…”

“You don’t have to hold back anymore.” He kissed her. “I know she and her family make everybody around them worship them, but you’re free to air out your true feelings with me from now on…just like I’m free to air out my true feelings with you.”

She blushed and eagerly kissed him back. “I didn’t realize this would be something we could connect on…though, from the sounds of things, she was even more awful towards you. If she started turning other people against me, I don’t know how I’d be able to handle that.”

Izuku wrinkled his nose. “She’s still just as bad. When I came here to take her down, I thought maybe she’d show some signs of reform, but the fact that she’s still treating you the way she is makes me even angrier.”

“‘Take her down’?” Uraraka repeated, tilting her head. “What are you planning on doing, exactly?”

He smiled, eyebrows furrowing with determination. “What else? I’m going to do what heroes do best. I’m going to put a stop to that villain’s reign—and what better way than to do it in the same way she did it to me? I’m going to break her heart and humiliate her, and in order to do that, I need to win her heart, first.” He caressed Uraraka’s cheek. “That’s where you come in, darling.”

“Me?” Uraraka leaned into his hand. “Oh…I see. You want me to push her towards you?”

“In subtle ways, of course. I’ll also need you to feed me information on her and the people around her. Don’t you want to see her get her heart broken for once?”

The image of Katsumi angrily crying practically shined in Uraraka’s eyes as she clutched her own chest and gritted her teeth. “I’m not usually a vengeful person, but…if anyone deserves it, it would be her. Not just for the way she treats me…but for the way she treated you.”

Izuku smiled and kissed her again. “Looks like I hit the jackpot with the first girl I turned to. Thank you for understanding, Uraraka. And of course, you’ll be rewarded for helping me out, too…” He flipped her onto her back and began peeling her clothes off, licking his lips. “Wanna see exactly how I’ll be rewarding you?”

She squirmed as his manly hands rubbed down her sides, squeezing her thighs before pulling her shorts off and cupping her panties. Her chest heaved, and her face was red as she stared up at him. He didn’t doubt her when she expressed her desire to help his revenge plan, but her current lust for him must’ve also played a part in her compliance as she spread her legs. “Please, show me…”

“Spreading your legs already? Aren’t you supposed to be a virgin?” He chuckled and winked to tease her, making her face redden even more as he pulled her panties completely off and rubbed her pussy.

“Ahhh…it’s because I’m a virgin that I want you so badly…Katsumi has been holding me back for so long, not letting me get a boyfriend…”

“Just another thing to punish her for.” He smacked her pussy lightly. When Uraraka moaned and lifted her hips to ask for more, he smacked it with slightly more force. “Imagine what your boss would say if she saw you now…and if she knew who I was. Imagine if she saw her obedient, loyal attendant so eager to get in bed with the boy she humiliated and bullied. Imagine if she saw me dominate the adorable innocent maid she’s always bossing around.” He got in between Uraraka’s legs, breathing directly on her pussy as Uraraka watched with bated breath. “I would turn directly to that loud-mouthed bitch with this exact grin, and I’d tell her: your little maid is mine to boss around now.”

“Dekuuuuu!” Uraraka gasped, grabbing hold of his hair as his mouth hummed against her pussy, going down on her with his tongue.

“I don’t think ‘Miss Katsumi’ would appreciate the new nickname she gave me being used like that! Bet she didn’t think anyone would be moaning that name~”

“Deku…Deku, Deku, Deku!” Uraraka’s thighs squeezed around his head as he dragged his tongue in circles before diving it into her pussy, licking her walls and then closing his lips around her clit to suck.

He buried his face in deeper and deeper, shaking it back and forth ever so slightly, pressing his nose into her clit and sniffing, which had her shuddering.

“I-I had no idea you were such a pervert…”

“Me? You’re the one getting off on being perved on.” He teased her, smirking as he briefly looked up from her pussy to show off his wet face, completely soaked in her pussy juices as he licked his lips. “You’re just as perverted as I am. Don’t believe me? I’ll show you just what a pervert you really are…”

“Nnnnnghh!” She grabbed his hair harder as he went back down on her pussy, tongue-fucking her and adding in two fingers to scissor her walls apart.

“Mmmf…ahhh…” His voice came out as a constant wet growl. “Gonna make your first time fucking magical, baby. Fuck Katsumi for holding you back, obviously, but I’m gonna make you glad you saved your virginity for me. Yeah, that’s right, saved your virginity so that the foreign American student could come and give you the pounding that you need!” As his words grew more and more intense, his fingers pumped into her faster and faster, making her cry out in the most gorgeous voice.

“Wait…ahhhh, slow down! I’ve never…never had this done to me before! Only done it to myself, I can’t…can’t hold on…!”

He slowed down, swirling his tongue in circles around her clit. “Why don’t you tell me what you usually touch yourself to, hm? I’m always interested in hearing a virgin’s fantasies…especially given that you’re in an all-girls class.”

She blushed, and for a moment he wondered if he’d have to use his tongue to coax the answers out of her, but she obediently spilled everything. What a good girl.

“It’s true that I don’t have any specific crush to fantasize about—”

“Until now.” He kissed her pussy for emphasis, making her swoon.

“U-until now. Normally it would just be whatever stereotypically attractive porn star I happened to be watching, and I’d fantasize about being able to throw away all of my responsibilities, saying ‘fuck you’ to Miss Katsumi and my duties to her to finally get laid…”

He smacked her thighs to watch them jiggle. “Fuck, your body is so fucking perfect, and yet that egotistical bitch is even invading your fantasies? I guess it’s in a good way, but still…” He licked her jiggling thighs, dragging his tongue all the way up her leg and back to her pussy. He did this several times, even lightly biting her thigh with a wink, which made her giggle. This was the worship that those thighs deserved.

Next, he dragged his tongue up her pussy and up her midriff, kissing her stomach and once again lightly biting her sides before smooching them. “Mmm, I love the squish your body makes against my tongue. I can dig my tongue in and it feels like licking a cloud~”

“Y-you don’t mind that I’m, um…not as skinny as women like Miss Katsumi?”

He scowled. “What, does that bitch make you insecure about your body, too? Don’t be. You’re so much more perfect than she could ever be…” He ran his hands down her sides just to give her body even more loving. When his hands found her boobs, his tongue had also reached her chest, and he settled for licking one of her nipples while he squeezed and groped the other.

“D-Deku…” She winced and grabbed one of his wrists, but he didn’t let that stop him from groping her.

“You’ve got everything, don’t you, Uraraka? A perfectly thick body, nice thighs, a nice ass, and you have tits as large as these? I guarantee you a girl as sexy as you could’ve lost your virginity whenever you wanted.”

“Eek!” She gasped as he gave a particularly forceful tug of her breasts. “W-well, what about you? You’re super hot, and you seem to know what you’re doing…that means you’re not a virgin, right?”

He chuckled. “Oh, baby, I am as far from a virgin as you can get.”

She pursed her lips together. “It was Melissa, wasn’t it?”

He scooted closer and cupped her cheek. “Yeah, she was my first, but she’s far from the only girl I’ve been banging.”

Uraraka’s eyes lit up, which made him laugh some more.

“What, you get jealous if I’ve been focused on one single girl, but hearing that I sleep around with a bunch of girls somehow makes you feel better?”

She pouted and lightly shoved his chest. “Sh-shut up! Maybe…” She cleared her throat. “A-anyway, how many girls have you been sleeping with?”

“Too many to count.” He winked and leaned in to kiss her neck, sucking and nibbling and licking his way up her jawline to whisper in her ear. “Let me put it like this—having sex at every single party you go to is a lot more normalized in America than it is here in Japan. Yeah, the difference in how sex is treated was a pretty big culture shock to me when I first moved there, too. But as soon as I got wrapped up in the sex culture in America, I was addicted to it…couldn’t go a single week without finding a girl to ride my dick.” He teasingly traced the shell of her ear with his tongue. “It helped a lot that I had the biggest dick those girls had ever seen.”

Uraraka gasped and instinctively looked down at his crotch.

“You wanna see it? Why don’t you touch it first? Try and guess how big it’s gonna be just by feeling it. Go on!” He encouraged as she hesitantly reached down to grope his crotch. He teasingly thrust his hips forward, humping the air/humping her palm like an erotic dance move.

“I…I feel it…” She said dumbly, probably because she was dumbfounded, squeezing her fingers into his crotch.

“Yeah? You wanna do more than just feel it? Go ahead—it’s all yours now. Take it at your own pace.” He leaned back against his pillows and spread his legs, and like a moth to a lamp, she immediately came crawling in between his knees.

Down came his pants, down came his boxers, and finally, his massive cock was smacking against his own abs in all its glory. Beneath it were his mammoth-sized balls, resting against the bed as if they were too large and heavy for him to lift.

She went for the balls first, sliding her hands beneath them to make sure they actually were liftable. Naturally, she needed both hands to hold them up, and even then they only barely fit. “I-is this part of your quirk? The girls were chatting about the battle from this morning. None of us could figure out how you were able to use so many different types of powers…”

He laughed. “My quirk is certainly special, but I assure you it has nothing to do with my dick. My dick is just big because I’ve got a big dick. What else can I say?”

Uraraka may be a virgin, but all of her pent up sexual needs certainly made her bold as she leaned down to smack his cock against her face with a moan. “Have you always carried around a cock this huge? I can’t imagine living like that…”

“A blessing and a curse.” He winked.

A very random and mischievous smirk suddenly spread across Uraraka’s face as she glanced back and forth from his cock to his face. “Wow…Miss Katsumi is even more of an idiot than I thought if she really went out of her way to avoid dating you back then when you were carrying around a cock like this.”

He returned her smirk. “I’ve thought about it once or twice, too. Karma’s almost as big a bitch as she is, isn’t it?”

They both laughed before Uraraka began running her tongue up and down his shaft, the length of which was taller than the length of Uraraka’s face.

With his encouragement, she put her whole mouth on his cock, sucking and kissing her way up to the tip before experimentally taking the head into her mouth.

“That’s it, as long as you let your lust take over, you’ll do fine. Just let your pussy do the thinking for you.” He smirked and lightly pushed her head down his cock more. “You’re doing great compared to most virgins. Haven’t you been craving cock for a long time? Show me just how much you’ve been craving it!”

That seemed to really light a fire under her as she forced more of his cock into her mouth, until he poked the back of her throat. Even still, she refused to pull off of it, squeezing her eyes shut and sucking in her cheeks to slurp on his cock.

He reached behind her to smack her ass, making her give a muffled squeal around his cock. “What’d I tell you? Don’t think about it too hard.” His fingers slid down from her ass to rub her pussy again. “There you go…just let the pleasure and lust think for you…yeah, you’ll feel a lot better when you’ve got nothing but sex on the brain…relax your throat, relax your body, and just think about how good your pussy feels as you ride my fingers. Go on, ride them!” He curled his fingers against the roof of her pussy, making her shudder and moan and bounce her hips up and down on his thick, scarred fingers.

Meanwhile, her throat relaxed around his cock now that she was distracted, letting her naturally take more of his cock down her throat. Her sucking and swallowing motions became much more natural, too. He was turning this innocent virgin maid into a sex pro in real time—his favorite thing to do with virgins.

“That’s a good girl. Start bobbing your head down my cock—try and match the pace of your hips as they ride my fingers. That’s it…heh, I can tell how thirsty you’ve been for cock, or just for a man’s touch, you’re so obedient and quick to learn. This is what your body has been aching for…” He slammed his fingers up into her pussy every time she rolled her hips down, the added pleasure making her moan and ride his fingers faster, which in turn made her bob her head up and down on his dick faster to match her own pace.

Without even needing instruction, one of her hands grabbed his balls and fondled them, once again weighing their heaviness in her palm and lightly tugging on them for added friction. Her throat took his cock deeper and deeper with each time she went down on it.

He lightly thrust his hips up to meet her throat, making wet choking sounds. The faster she went, the faster he thrust, and the faster he fucked his fingers into her pussy, too, until she pulled off of his cock to warn him.

“D-Deku, I’m gonna…gonna cum if you keep—mmmmmmfff!”

“Get back down there and show me what a cock slut you are!” He slammed her face back down on his cock, burying her nose in his dark-greenish-black pubes while his hand smacked her pussy several times in rapid succession before digging his fingers deep inside of her and spreading her walls apart, opening her pussy wider to make her orgasm squirt out of her.

“Mmmghhhgghh…!” Spit and saliva foamed around her mouth and on the base of his cock as her eyes rolled back, legs trembling as she squirted and eagerly choked on his cock.

He smirked as she came completely undone. “Look at you, finally experiencing sex with a man for the first time. It’s hard to say which is messier—your face or your cunt. Both are leaking like a faucet right now…” He slowly dragged his fingers against her walls while pulling them out and lifted her head off of his cock.

She immediately coughed and sputtered for air, stumbling backwards onto her ass and staring down at the wet spot she’d made on the bedsheet from her squirting.

“Welcome back, angel. I wasn’t too rough with you, was I?”

She wiped the spit from her chin, eyes immediately zeroing in on that massive, spit-soaked cock of his once more. “I-I didn’t realize you would be so rough, but…that’s the hardest I’ve ever cum, so I definitely liked it…actually, that’s the first time I’ve ever squirted…”

“Yeah, I have that effect on girls.” He crawled towards her, laying her back on the bed and getting on top of her with a playful grin. “You wouldn’t believe the amount of virginities I’ve taken.”

“I hope I’m at least as good as those other virgin girls you’ve slept with, then…”

He cupped her cheek and kissed her right on the lips—a deep, passionate kiss, sucking on her lower lip and gently sliding their tongues together while his heavy cock rested on top of her pussy. “Don’t feel pressured—it’s just you and me right now. No Katsumi, no other girls, none of them matter. All I need you to be thinking about is how badly you want my cock to take your virginity.” He rubbed his cock up and down her wet pussy with a wink that had her squealing. “So what are you waiting for? Tell me how much you want it~”

She lifted her head just enough to stare at his cock smacking against her pussy. He teasingly pressed the head against her clit, making her moan. “I’ve been waiting to lose my virginity, please just take it from me…take it, make me yours! I-I may not be considered Katsumi’s friend, but I’m around her more than anyone else. I’m the one who sees her when she’s just woken out of bed, I’m the one who sees her when she isn’t in public putting on appearances, I’m the one she would never suspect because she takes my presence for granted! If you want your revenge on Miss Katsumi, then start by fucking me! Slam your cock into the pussy that serves Miss Katsumi and make me yours! S-steal me away from her!”

He chuckled and let the tip of his cock push past her pussy lips. “You make it sound like you and Katsumi are the ones in a relationship!”

“W-well, we are, just not a romantic one. I-it still counts as stealing me from her, right?”

He squeezed her boobs to distract her from the sudden intrusion of his cock as he pushed deeper and deeper inside. “If you want to view it that way, then sure, it makes it that much kinkier…” He leaned in to whisper in her ear, slowing his entrance when she started to whimper. “I’m stealing you away from Katsumi. If that bitch treats you like property, then I’m going to shove my dick inside of you, rub my body all over you and taint you with ‘Deku’, taint Katsumi’s property and make it mine. How’s that sound?”

It was so degrading to be referred to as property, but it made Uraraka’s eyes roll back in lust, spreading her legs wider for him. “Taint me…fuck me and take your revenge on Katsumi by corrupting me with your cock! Fuck, why is that so hot…”

“You like being called property, don’t you? I’m sure there’s some complex story behind that regarding how torturous your working life is, but if it gets your pussy wet then I think I’ll keep calling you that—my piece of property~”

Her cunt tightened extra hard around his cock, even as he pushed more and more of his thick length inside of her. “Fuuuuck, it’s only good when you say it…when you’re the one calling me property, and claiming me as your property…I-I really like that…”

“Yeah? Maybe you just like hearing the truth.” He grinned, kissing and nibbling on her neck as he finally hilted his huge cock inside of her.

“Ahhhh! Y-you’re so deep inside of me…”

“What’d you expect from a big dick like mine? There’s no way around it, darling—if you’re gonna give your virginity to me, my massive cock is going to absolutely ruin your insides. Don’t look so anxious—I’ll show you why girls in America come begging me to ruin their insides!”

With that as his final warning, he began to move. From the moment he dragged his dick backwards, Uraraka held her breath—big mistake, because when he thrust forward, she let it all out in a scream.

“It’s always the innocent girls who scream the loudest! That’s the sound of your virginity breaking around my cock! That’s something you’ll never be able to take back—your virginity and first time now belongs to the foreign student from America who you just met a few hours ago! Never forget that you begged to lose your virginity to me so quickly! It was almost too fucking easy…Katsumi must’ve been treating her property like shit for me to have you begging to be mine so fast!”

Every word had her screaming and moaning even louder. She dug her heels into the bed, toes curling, pulling on the sheets. Her chest heaved with intense breaths as his cock thrust in and out of her, stretching her walls, finally showing her what sex was really like.

“I-it’s true…even though I’ve been serving Miss Katsumi for years, and even though I only just met you this morning, I would already betray her for you! It’s true that she treats me like shit, but also…you’re just so h-hot and sexy, and I just want you so badly…I want to get fucked by you more than I care about my contract with Miss Katsumi!”

“Say it again,” he ordered, slamming forward.

“I want to get fucked by you more than I care about my contract with Miss Katsumi! I want to get fucked by you! Fucked by you…fuck me, fuck me, Deku!”

“You first-timers always begging to get fucked by me, not knowing what you’re really asking for…” His eyes darkened with lust as he put more of his weight on her, pinning her body down to keep her in place before he began thrusting harder. “If you think Katsumi has been hard on you, I’ll give a whole new meaning to brutality…I was known to be a bed-breaker back in America, you know.”

Her jaw fell wide open, but no words came out, as if the air had been punched out of her. Each of his thrusts were just like that—punches from his cock directly into the back of her cunt, raking across her g-spot and slamming into the deepest depths of her body, leaving her breathless and gasping for air.

“I’m not trying to break my bed, so why don’t we switch things up a bit…” He effortlessly hoisted her up without even using his quirk, carrying her with just his strong biceps without pausing his thrusting for even a second.

“D-Deku! W-wait—ahhh! Y-your cock is even d-deeper!”

He chuckled. “It’s not any deeper, I’m just fucking you at a different angle this way!” He slammed into her before just grinding his cock forward, letting her feel his cock filling her up at a different angle, molding her walls into a different shape. “See? Your cunt takes my cock so perfectly, too—no matter what angle I fuck you in, you just take it like the slut that you are!”

She clung onto him for dear life, hands wrapping around the back of his neck, heels digging into his back as he slammed her back against the wall and fucked her against it.

“That’s Mina’s room next over, right? One of Katsumi’s little groupies? I wonder what she’d think if she knew I had seduced Katsumi’s maid into becoming my cock slut…”

“Ah! Ah! D-Deku! P-Please!” Uraraka moaned, slamming her own head back against the wall—the sound it made was nothing compared to the constant THUD THUD THUD of Izuku’s entire body slamming her against the wall.

“But I guess Mina isn’t in her room right now, hm? That’s alright—I’m sure this won’t be the last time I fuck you like this!”

Her eyes snapped wide open. “Y-yes, Deku! Please fuck me like this all the time, whenever you want, I just don’t want to live without your cock ever again! K-keep taking revenge on Katsumi…just one time isn’t enough, right? Keep fucking me behind Katsumi’s back, claim me as your property, taint me more and more and then send me to attend to Miss Katsumi knowing that I’m actually yours!”

“I’ll fucking send you to attend to that bitch with my cum still stuffing your cunt.”

“DEKU!” She screamed in pleasure as she came, squirting around his cock, wet pussy juices dripping down his balls while her back arched against the wall and she squirmed and spasmed against it, stuck between the wall and his muscular body slamming into her.

“Oh, did someone like that? Are you imagining it right now? Dripping my cum down your legs, making a sticky mess in your panties while you clean Katsumi’s room for her? Grab her clothes for her and hold her panties with the same hands that were holding my cock just a few minutes ago? You wanna be a filthy little slut for me even while you’re working for her?”

“Nnnnghh…! Ahhh…haaa…!” She couldn’t even speak, sticking her tongue out, eyes rolling back as Izuku fucked her straight into another orgasm—the dirty talk and the vivid imagery he was putting in her head probably helped.

With such a lewd face on that innocent girl, he couldn’t help but lean in and push her tongue back into her mouth using his own tongue, then of course making out with her. A sloppy, wet make out session that took the term ‘sucking face’ quite literally.

As they kissed, and as he hammered his cock deep inside of her pussy as it continued to clench and squirt around him, she held her own hand behind the back of his neck, touching her fingers together, making her suddenly go weightless.

“Oh, fuck, you just turned lighter than a sex toy.” He grinned and pulled away from the wall, now just holding her in midair, experimentally lifting her up and down a few times before slamming her onto his cock. “Is that my cue to treat you like a sex toy? Is that what you really wanted?!”

“Dekuuuu! KYAAA!” She cried out, eyes wide, back arching as he used her weightless body like a fleshlight, stroking his cock with her pussy. The rest of her body might as well have not existed—her cunt was all that mattered as he used it to jerk off, holding her by the thighs and squeezing hard enough to make them squish while he yanked her down on his cock, hilting himself balls deep every time.

“That’s a good fucking sex toy! Yeah, you really are just a piece of property to own now, aren’t you? My personal fucking fleshlight serving Katsumi with no one even knowing what you really are!”

She came again, drooling and resting her face against his shoulder as he mercilessly bounced her body up and down. There was no protest from her—fleshlights couldn’t protest.

Faster and faster he used her, used her like property was made to be used, until finally he yanked her down extra hard and flooded her cunt with his thick seed.

“Fuuuuck…a virgin fleshlight…never thought I’d see the day…” He chuckled in the middle of cumming, squeezing one eye shut as load after load of pent up cum shot against the back of her pussy, tainting her walls white, claiming her insides as his property.

His cock was thick enough to plug her up for a while, but eventually, the cum had nowhere else to go—he had completely filled her up, and the hot white cum began dripping down her thighs as he walked her back to his bed and planted a kiss on her forehead.

“Consider that your initiation. Welcome to Team ‘Burn the Witch’—name is a work in progress.” His dorkiness acted as its own form of aftercare, helping the light return to her eyes as he pulled his cock out and sat beside her, running a hand through her hair until she started breathing normally again.

“If that’s the initiation, I shudder to think about what I’ll have to contribute to keep being a part of this ‘team’.” She offered him a small smile.

“How about a shower together with your sexy team leader?” He winked and picked her up princess style before she could eagerly agree and throw herself at him.

One shower later, and they were completely cleaned and ready for bed. Before they fell asleep, though, Uraraka made sure to clarify that she meant all of what she said during sex—well, the important bits, anyways. Going along with his revenge plan wasn’t just an ‘in the heat of the moment’ thing—she was completely committed and ready to help him get his revenge on Katsumi. That was the best news he could’ve possibly gotten. Her reward? Warm snuggles while they slept together—it was undoubtedly the best night of sleep Uraraka had ever gotten ever since being employed (enslaved) to Katsumi Bakugou.

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The next morning, after getting ready, Izuku sat down with Uraraka at his desk and brought out his revenge notebook, which made her chuckle.

“You know there are, like, a thousand different notes apps on your phone, right? I can’t imagine all of those would be blocked in American app stores for some reason.”

“They aren’t blocked! I’ve just always been the type that likes to physically write my notes!” He defended himself briefly, even showing off his notes to her. “See? I’ve got sections dedicated to all the girls in class—mostly any relevant information that would indicate a connection to Katsumi that I can exploit. Something to make Katsumi’s current life more miserable, or something to get me closer to charming Katsumi for the eventual humiliating climax!”

She giggled. “Alright, alright. Well, for starters, I can give you more information on the girls?”

He nodded eagerly, already grabbing his pen. “Yeah, and let’s start with the big fish, the spawn of evil herself, Katsumi. First things first—do you know if Katsumi is a virgin?”

She raised an eyebrow. “Jumping straight to the big question, huh?”

“It’s probably the most important question. Knowing about Katsumi’s past relationship experiences is integral to how I go about doing things.”

Uraraka nodded. “That makes sense! Well…I guess it depends on how you define virginity?”

His pen was raised and ready to write, but instead he just looked at Uraraka quizzically. “What do you mean?”

She rubbed her arm. “I mean, it’s just…I don’t think Katsumi has ever been penetrated, if that’s important to you? But she’s definitely having sex. Pretty regularly, actually.”

He furrowed his brows. “She has an active sex life right now? Huh…but what do you mean she’s never been—!” His eyes widened. Oh no.

“Yeah.” Uraraka sighed. “Katsumi’s regular sex friend is actually Tsu. Tsu and I are great friends, and it actually started out as Tsu’s way of ‘helping’ me, giving Katsumi a way to let out her stress and anger! Tsu doesn’t give me many details, but they hook up pretty regularly, and as far as I know that’s the only form of sexual intimacy Miss Katsumi has ever had.”

Izuku blocked out half of what Uraraka said, staring at his page with trembling pupils. Hell, even his hand was trembling!

“No. No, no, no. This is the worst case scenario. It can’t be. Is…” He gulped. “Is Katsumi…a lesbian????”

Okay, even in his panicked state, he could recognize that his fear of Katsumi being a lesbian could come across very poorly. Out of context, that was probably one of the dumbest sentences he’d ever spoken. Of course he had nothing against lesbinas—he suspected that something was going on between Momo and Jirou, and he supported them whole-heartedly! Lesbians were awesome! But…Katsumi just couldn’t be one.

If there was no chance for Katsumi to ever be attracted to him, then it put a wrench in his whole revenge plan. He wouldn’t be able to make her feel the same way he’d felt. He wouldn’t be able to break her heart.

And, potentially even worse than that…it gave some justification to her turning him down all those years ago. Granted, nothing justified the way she chose to do it, but still…Katsumi being a lesbian would, without a doubt, be the worst case scenario for his revenge plan.

He stared at Uraraka desperately—the first sign of weakness he’d shown since returning to Japan.

“I-I’m sorry, I don’t know what Katsumi’s exact sexual orientation is. You’d have to ask someone else…”

“Who?!” He didn’t mean to shout at her, but this was kind of really fucking important. He was already standing up and mentally going through the list of girls in their class.

“Out of her friend group, Mina would probably be your best bet. I don’t think the other two would humor a conversation with you.” Uraraka was being very patient with him, bless her heart. “You could also ask Tsu directly and see if she knows—Tsu will talk to you about her relationship with Katsumi if I ask her to. Um…the only other person who I imagine might know would be Momo—not only is she smart and observant, but obviously she worked closely with Katsumi as her vice president for a while, and, I don’t know, is it naive for me to think that Momo would have a gaydar?”

Izuku pursed his lips, imagining the three girls in his head. He needed to question one of them about Katsumi’s sexuality, he needed to be somewhat discreet about it so that Katsumi didn’t hear that he was snooping for information on her, and he needed somebody who would actually have the answers he was looking for. The only question was, which of these girls was the best choice for him to turn to for this very important emergency situation of, ‘Katsumi can’t be a lesbian’?

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I’ll talk to Mina

I'll talk to Tsuyu

I'll talk to Momo

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