Linda's Tale Episode 4 Script, Draft 2.

Joe's Notes: Here is what we have so far on the script for LT4. Feel free to give me feedback and/or suggestions.

Linda's Tale Episode 4, Draft 2.

Scene1:

[Scene opens with various New's footage covering the appearance of Linda, but they are all close ups of her boobs and ass (Only one is showing her feet). The camera pans out to show a group of police officers all watching the TV as the channels are flicked]

-Commissioner Brown: Has anyone identify her yet?!

-Officer 1: Sorry sir but the news has not shown her face yet!

-Commissioner Brown: Dammit! We will have to go in ourselves. I want Jackson and Ramirez to track down where she comes from and what the hell happened.

[Camera shows two noir looking detectives as they nod and start to get ready.]

-Commissioner Brown: And I want the rest of you to serve and protect the shit out of her.

[The officers cheer and scatter as rounds of guns being loaded play, the camera still focused on the News as it fades to the next scene]

Scene 2:

[Scene opens with Joe's crushed car. He gets out miraculously alive]

-Joe: "Wow,It’s a good thing i wore my seatbelt!!"

[As Joe talks to himself, the taco truck from the previous episode runs him over in a very violent way. (Brian's death style) Then he gets up only to be kicked by Linda’s foot and fly to the sky as Linda walks after the truck]

[Camera now focuses on truck and driver masterfully skidding around the city while euro beat plays]

-Linda: Come on little truck, you wouldn't want me to starve right?

[Driver looks at rear view mirror and sees Linda's feet stomping closer. Mirror just reads "Jurassic park reference". Truck gets inside a tunnel right before Linda's foot steps on the entrance]

-Linda: Hey! No fair! Come out of there!

[Linda says as she lays down to stare at the tunnel opening. Camera shows taco truck surrounded by cowering people and miss placed cars. Linda's eye and face covers whole entrance. Truck diver makes a sigh of relief but gets interrupted by a loud rumble. To his horror, there is a giant hand entering the tunnel. He tries to drive away but Linda's hand grabs the truck and pulls it out]

-Linda: Gotcha!

[She pulls the truck out and moves the tiny vehicle to her face]

-Linda: Mmmm I love tacos!

[The camera shows the poor man inside panicking as Linda licks the windshield, fogging all the windows. The man opens the door and jumps, trying to avoid getting eaten. He lands between her boobs. He tries to crawl out, but they act like quicksand swallowing him as he then blushes and makes his hand make the thumbs up as he sinks. Then she eats the truck. Linda is happily rubbing her belly]

-Linda: Yummy~

[Then notices a fair near the coast, she sniffs and looks at it]

-Linda: What's that smell.... oh sweet! The fair is in town!

Scene3:

[Camera zooms into Linda's eye as a flashback starts. Scene is framed as if this took place a very long time ago with a 90s filter and clues. There is a very fatherly man walking, looking around the fair. Linda is off frame]

-Father: Ok Linda, which ride do you want to go in?

[He asks as he stops in front of a kiddie carousel, an employee is standing there and there is a sign that reads "You must be this tall to ride"]

-Linda: Ooo! That one daddy!

-Employee: You can't go on the kiddie carousel!

[Camera zooms out to show Linda on fame, revealing she is not a kid and is just as old looking as before the flashback]

-Employee: You are a grown ass bitch!

[Linda breaks into tears and yells:]

-Linda: SOME DAY I WILL BE TALL ENOUGH TO RIDE! YOU'LL ALL SEE! WAAAAAAA!

[Then she runs off frame, camera zooms out of Linda's eyes and out of the flashback]

-Linda: I bet I am tall enough now to ride on all of the rides!

[Linda says smugly]

Scene 4:

[Scene opens showing a door and a frame. The door gets kicked by detectives Sanches and Jackson who point their guns forward. Then the camera zooms out to show that the door and the frame are the only thing standing, the rest is just rubble]

-Jackson: What the hell happened here?

[Camera shows a high angle revealing that the entire house is a pile of ruble with an ass shaped crater in the middle]

-Sanches: I don't know man, some kind of explosion....

[He says as both start to look around for clues. Sanches finds a purple broken bottle, he bends down to take a sniff at it, making his nose grow larger]

-Sanches: Ummmm... Jackson?

-Jackson: Sniff Sniff Maybe a lavender explosion?

-Sanches: I think I found the reason she is so big.

[Jackson turns around and gets surprised]

-Jackson: Take a sample, we gotta get this to the boys at the lab!

[At that very moment, Joe flies from the sky and lands on the sidewalk. The detectives point their guns at him as he wakes painfully gets up]

Scene5:

[A news broadcast shows a helicopter's perspective of Linda kneeled down on the center of the carnival grabbing a "You must be this tall to ride" sign and placing it on her head cutely]

-News reporter: We are here where the giant monster girl is! We don't know who she is or what she wants. Other news networks are too afraid to get closer but here at channel 69, we will achieve the unthinkable! We are going to try and interview the giant, this will be the first time anyone has talked to such an outlandish creature in history!

[As the reporter talks, the helicopters gets closer and closer]

[Shot changes to a camera from the inside of the helicopter, showing the reporter holding a megaphone as the aircraft gets closer to Linda's ear]

--News reporter: I can hardly contain my self! We are about to make contact with the giant! This is going to be a pivotal moment in the history of humanity!

[With this the reporter takes the megaphone and tries to talk to Linda with it]

[Camera switches to Linda's perspective, she only hears anoying sckeaky noises from the megaphone. She winces]

-Linda: Ew pesky bee!

[With this Linda swats the helicopter with her hand, making it crash and explode. Then Linda returns her attention to the ride that had the sign. She looks at a terrified employee and says]

-Linda: Am I tall enough to ride now?

-Employee: T... technically.... yes BUT

-Linda: Yay!

[With this, she sits on the ride, which holds for a solid second before getting crushed under her butt]

-Linda: Weeeeeeeee! Again, again!

[She cheers while clapping and everyone keeps runing away. Linda then looks at a burger kiost that has a big fake burger as a roof. Her tummy rumbles as eyes start to glow purple]

-Linda: I think I am still kinda hungry...

[Camera focuses on 3 survivors cowering and hiding on an ice cream joint. Among them there is a guy wearing a hot dog costume. Noises of Linda eating stuff and crowds panicking sound on the background]

-Hot dog guy: If we wait here, she will eventually find us! This is bullshit!

-Victim1: We can't go out there! She will see us! We are safer here!

-Hot dog guy: Fuck this, You chodes can stay here but I am getting outta here!

[The hot dog guy gets up and tries to look for Linda but it is way too foggy and smoky outside, he tries to make a run for it, but two giant fingers grab him while the other victims scream]

[Linda grabs the hot dog guy and brings him to her face. She licks her lips in anticipation]

-Linda: I looooove hot dogs!

-Hot dog guy: No! I am not food! Don't eat me!

[Linda pushes the squirming man against her lips and sucks him in. She blushes and places her hands on her cheeks in pure bliss]

-Linda: Mmmmm yummy!

[She swallows him. Linda then rips the roof off the ice cream joint. She sees the cowaring victims. Camera changes to her perspective, and the victims change shape into cartoon food. The foods say things like "Eat me!" oppose to the previous screams of horror. Linda extends her hand to grab them only to be interrupted by the sound of police sirens. She looks to the side to see what is the ruckus about]

Scene 6:

[Scene shows a bunch of police cars running over people, some even crashing against other cars and exploding. They get to the carnival's entrance, skidding and crashing into each other "Blues brothers" style. Cops get out and add to the already ensuing chaos by pointing their guns at people]

-Officer1: FREEZE!

[Civilian stops for a second but still gets shot. Other civilians keep running]

Officer2: YOU, You are under arrest!

[Linda gasps as she drops a half eaten hot dog stand with a person still in her mouth. Their legs kicking pass her lips. She puts her hands up as she slurps the dude. Her eyes stop glowing purple as she snaps out of it.]

-Linda: I am sorry little officer.... I just... oh... erm... I might have gotten carried away. Take me!

[Linda extends her closed fists to be hand cuffed. The officer takes out his cuffs and looks at the giant hands confused as to how to cuff her. The next shot shows both her index fingers and bonded by a bunch of hand cuffs linked with each other] Linda is sitting on the street next to a very small (Compared to her) Police station.]

[Inside the Police station, the two detectives reach Commissioner Brown, Sanches still with the big nose. They are in a forensic lab, as other officers go thru evidence.]

-Commissioner Brown: So you think this... potion made her grow?

-Dec Jackson: Yes sir, and I think we found someone who could help.

[Camera shows Joe in a full body cast with a breading machine as Jackson keeps talking]

-Dec Jackson: We tracked the owner of the stuff, he was unresponsive, but after beating the shit out of him he uttered that he knows the girl and knows what happened. He seems to be unconscious now.

[Camera goes to Linda as she rubs her belly. It feels funny, camera closes up to her navel]

-Commissioner Brown: Excellent work, when he wakes up, beat him up some more and see if you what else you find out!

[Everything goes dark for a moment. Then, the shot shows people just hanging around inside her stomach. There is a giant Tide pod, a quarter machine toy, a Penny and Feedfancier amoung the stomach acids. The hot dog man from earlier looks inside the Taco truck]

-HotDogMan: Guys, there is free tacos in here for everyone! [He says as he tries to open the back door]

-Random victim: No wait!

[Numerous Tacos spill out, floating on the acids and then dissolving, making them glow purple. The entire place glows so bright it overwhelms the whole scene. Back outside, Linda stars to grow, it just keeps going. The buildings around her start smothering her, but she then smothers them and plows thru. Her clothe's start to rip and she is now outgrowing them]

-Linda: What?! Why are my clothes just NOW not growing with me?

[Linda looks at the audience with a very annoyed expression]

[Beneath Linda's casual attire, lies an orange bikini that does keep growing with her. The police station gets destroyed by her expanding thighs. After the growth finally stops, she looks at herself and then at the nearby beach]

-Linda: "Why did I just get bigger?"

Scene 6:

[Scene changes to Linda's footprint from when she crushed the Gatorman from the previous episode. The trash can is still glitching (Although crushed) The camera shows Gatorman's mangled hand still holding the phone. The operator is still on the phone]

-Mark: Hello? Hello? Is anybody there?

[The scene switches to Mark in his office]

-Mark: Helllo???? Oh boy, better call management.

[Mark redirects his call]

-Mark: Hello ... erm... boss... we seem to have a giant monster on the loose.

[Scene changes to a man whose head is off screen. He speaks with a Japanese accent]

-Bossman: Excellent, we will destroy the Kaiju!

END