Revenge S03E09 - Surrender FULL REACTION

It looked so empty here.. You said I should do it WARNING: THIS ONLY MAKES SENSE IF YOU REMEMBER NOT ONLY THIS EPISODE BUT ALSO THE WEIRD THINGS THIS DINGUS SAYS DURING THE RECORDING 1. (During intro speech) Exactly.. If I lost my soulmate I'd be done.. I would never move on 2. (Answering your reply to a comment of mine) True I suppose.. I'm just supportive of mah gurl Ems cause she's the main character.. But in reality.. Any person who'd cheat would be on my shit list 3. That bish lying.. "My handbag is bigger than this room" Ain't no way she can drag around a handbag the size of a room.. Look at how skinny she is.. No muscle... Get the fuck outta here Frenchy 4. I don't wanna drink.. EVER... But c'mon Victoria... How dumb can you be? She doesn't want a drink and your mind doesn't immediately go to BABY!!! ...What kinda oma are you!? 5. G g g ghooooooooooosssttt!!!!!! (your lighting acting up) 6. Plottwist.. This is not actually Lydia... It's some dude named Smithy dressed in some really convincing drag.. And you figured it out by attempt of a lame joke.. Nice job Detective 7. Why do people always say the wedding is the happiest day of your life? Don't they realise that it means you'd have no freedom anymore.. You'd have to run everything by your significant other.. The happiest day is probably the day before the wedding when you still were able to make your own choices.. You'd have to be really sure about things if you were willing to give that up 8. YUCK. (Me and you at Ai..barf...den) 9. The fuck is Douchiel talking about? "I ended it with her" Bish... I'm pretty sure I sat here watching her end it with you and you crying like a little bitch 10. Spelunking is exploring caves... I know this cause I very recently watched Batman Begins.. And Bruce (Who by the way is Batman.. Not sure if you knew this) needed some high tech body armor to go cave diving.. At least he said he needed it for that purpose.. He may have been lying.. I'm not sure 11. Yeah if you're having feelings for someone else.. The fact you have a kid in this day and age shouldn't stop you.. Are you just gonna stay with this person who'm you don't really love and risk feeling miserable for the rest of your life.. Out of some weird sense of obligation to a child who doesn't even know any better.. Or are you gonna try and pursue happiness instead? Besides.. Who wants kids anyways? Get a husky instead

Tony