Weekly recap: Eve style.

You can hear her footsteps coming down the hall several seconds before she comes barreling into the room.  Seeing you, she tries to stop but her sock clad feel slide across the smooth floor bringing her to a stop several feet past where she had originally intended.  

She saves as she steps in front of you, giving an awkward curtsy, "My sister thinks I need to act more lady like,"  She says, like that explains everything.

Clearly happy to see you, she grins, "Master asked me to come talk with all of you again.  Anna thought it would be better if she did it, but,"  She turns her head and sticks her tongue out in the direction she came from, "I'm going to do it my way,"  The expression on her face is self satisfied.

"This week was so much fun!"  Eve pauses before adding as an afterthought, "But I think my Master needs a break after everything he did this week."  

She shrugs, then continues like she hadn't just said something important, "But I'm supposed to be telling you all about our super-busy-amazing-week!"  Somehow she manages to make the last four words sound like a single one.

"The new girl, Misaki, she's finally starting to learn her way around the house.  Being blind, she does things really weird, but it's kind of neat too.  She flirts with Master a lot, and,"  Her voice trails off to a conspiratorial tone, "Sometimes she flirts with me and Anna too.  I don't think Anna likes it, but I think it's funny.  This one time, she went into Master's room and waited for him, she was all na-"

Eve is cut off by the sound of her sister clearing her throat loudly somewhere nearby.

Scowling, Eve continues in a grumpy tone, "I think she likes Master,"  She holds up one hand in an 'ok' sign then thrusts the first finger into the hole a few times, "You know, in that sort of way."

When Eve's eyes flicker to the side, she gets an amused expression on her face.  Then in the blink of an eye her eyes widen and her expression turns more serious, "Aaaannnnnnyyyyyway!"  She turns her face back to you, "Maki and Bubbles came to visit!  Can you believe it?  They say they're going to start visiting regularly now.  I love having Bubbles around so much, she doesn't treat me like a kid like most people do, and she's fun because she doesn't treat me like she's going to break me all the time.  We played in the pool, Maki was trying to teach me to meditate but, . . . .I kept almost falling asleep.  Bubbles is teaching me how to fight too, she can be pretty intense, but it's fun.  This one time, I accidentally hit her in the face and you know what she told me?  She told me I need to work on my strength!  Can you believe that?"  She holds up her scrawny little arms and flexes like a body builder.

"I don't know what's going on between Bubbles and Mitsuko.  I like them both a lot, but I don't think they like each other much.  I wish I could make them like one another,"  She sighs, some of her earlier enthusiasm waning, "It got bad enough that Master had to talk with Mitsuko about it,"  Eve looks visibly uncomfortable, then her face lights up, "I found a hurt bird in the back yard.  Mitsuko said it had a broken wing and helped bandage it.  She said we would keep an eye on the bird and hopefully it would be better soon."

"We finally found out what Gaia does for fun,"  Eve stifles a giggle, "She chased a squirrel up a tree!  Then when it was making noise at her because it was angry, she made the same noise right back at it.  It was pretty funny."

Eve's eyes drift toward the hallway she had originally come from, then she takes a couple of steps to the side like she wants a head start if she needs to run, "As you probably know, Master took my virginity after my nineteenth birthday, and,"  She looks a little sheepish as she takes another half step away.  You can hear someone clearing their throat warningly from the hallway, "And I came to him a couple of times this week asking if we could do it again,"  Another half step away from the hallway, "We did it right there against the wall!  Half the time my feet couldn't even touch the ground!"  She's talking in a rush now, words nearly tripping over one another  as she takes her first full step away from the hallway. "It was AWESOME!"  She roars, in the next heartbeat she breaks into a run as she bolts away from Anna.

Anna somehow enters the room briskly, while not showing any real degree of urgency.  The expression on her face is more than a little shocked, "Young lady!"  She calls after her sister, "There are certain things we do not speak about in polite company!"

Eve roars defiantly, "Anna had sex with Master too!"  Then she's gone, her footsteps rapidly retreating as she makes her escape.

Anna on the other hand is blushing crimson, "I, uh,"  She tries to recompose herself, "I apologize for my sister's behavior, she knows better than to speak like that."

She fidgets, glancing toward where her sister made her escape, "Master wanted me to ensure all of you that this week was a very good one.  There is a huge amount of new content for all of you to explore in the game, and he said that it was the biggest new build we've ever had,"  She takes a deep breath, her eyes flickering after her sister before continuing, "He also wanted to make sure we let you know that the next build should be out on the 21st of December."

Anna gives a formal bow, "By your leave,"  She says right before her expression turns stern once more.  When she leaves, she follows in the same direction her sister left in.