Sinthia and The Demon Duke of DeSidea: 5

While Sinthia of Ophelia was having a not very stellar time in her Kingdom, far far away, in a galaxy known as the Milky Way, in a distant Solar System on a boring little mud ball called Earth in the 21st century, there lived a literal perfect human being. She was innovative, entrepreneurial, lazer-focused and flawless. On that lawless little planet, she shone as a beacon to guide humanity’s progress to greatness. She was an absolutely talented business woman who was so amazing at creating projects that she was heralded as the “Midas of Business”, for all the business plans she touched became prominent and successful companies. She lived every single minute of her life for the sake of business, and her motto was, “You must always lie for the sake of business, but business will never lie to you.” She was incredibly beautiful and was the envy of the world, what with her incredible fashion. I seriously cannot overemphasize how perfect she was.

However, there was just a teeny problem for this perfect goddess, and that was her husband. Or more specifically her husband and two ex-husbands. Her focus had always been and would always be on business, and it did not change in human relationships. Her first two husbands, she married for expanding her business connections and empire, and her current husband was no different. When it finally sunk in that she would never love him, or even see him as anything more than a stepping stone to greatness, he begun to become very very difficult. One day, he proclaimed to her, “You are a heartless witch who only cares about profit and fame! You cannot love another human being! You are made of ice, and I will let the world know the true, cruel you!”

The woman did not even flinch. She simply stared at the man and said, “I am not heartless, I simply dedicate my heart to business. I do not care about profit or fame, only the joy of overcoming a project’s challenges and making it possible. I am made of flesh and bone, not ice. And I don’t mind if the world is to see me as I am. Sinthia Anne Marie, the greatest businesswoman that ever lived.”