I was just admiring the birds, almost completely unaware that you were spying on me from the grass. But as you shuffled to hide, you managed to snag a leaf instead. My keen ears picked up on the unnatural disturbance, but I continued to play coy. In fact, it is my pleasure to put on a little show for you. How does it feel to be so small and worthless that you can't move around the forest floor any quieter than an insect? Do my giant feet make you cower with fear? I bet you want to climb up my wrinkled soles and find a seat between my toes, don't you?
Thanks to a splendid Redditor, MixieLove, I have my first 3D effect video to share!