Gacha Games Gacha Pains (DOFH) (Remastered)
Added 2025-10-22 14:37:33 +0000 UTCGacha Games Gacha Pains (DOFH) (Remastered)
Verse 1
In the shadows of Granblue, my luck runs dry,
Anniversary rolls just make me sigh.
All my friends with waifus high,
And here I am, just asking why.
Verse 2
Dicks out for Harambe, that’s all I see,
No waifus here, just a spree of agony.
My rolls are cursed in this gacha sea,
A storm of despair, swallowing me.
Chorus
Why do the waifus evade, in this cruel parade?
I don’t even play Smash, yet I’m betrayed.
In this anniversary time, my hopes cascade,
Into the abyss of the gacha raid.
Verse 3
I long for Galleon, Fediel, Lich’s embrace,
Zeta Grand — more dragon waifus, my heart’s chase.
But Wilnas and the cat, in this case...
They’re not my desire —
they can get the fuck out... the fuck out...
Bridge
Big tiddy Draph waifus, a distant dream,
So far away, lost in the skydom’s streams.
In the night, where my desires teem,
I can only whisper a silent scream.
Verse 4
Gacha, my love, my eternal strife,
You’re my pain, yet my life.
Why do you betray me so?
Through my fingers, the waifus flow.
Outro
An indignant cry to the heavens, I plea,
Gacha torments me, can’t you see?
In this echo of agony, I’m never free —
Big tiddy Draph waifu embrace, I’ll never be.
Final Refrain
Dicks out for Harambe, that’s all I see.
Dicks out for Harambe, that’s all I see.
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I'm working on remastering a lot of the old songs.
