Taskmaster's New Year Treat - 2024
Added 2024-01-09 13:00:06 +0000 UTCTaskmaster Tuesday with a twist! LOL. Not a clue who these people are or what they are famous for, but they were fun! :D
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The only one you haven't seen is the 2022 New Year Treat
Mark H
2024-01-15 08:25:16 +0000 UTCThe chairs have changed multiple times. Here's a Pic of Chairs series 1-9 https://www.reddit.com/r/taskmaster/comments/d0lr9u/taskmaster_chair_seasons_19/
Mark H
2024-01-15 05:56:25 +0000 UTCI had no idea on Koji or Lenny but yeah I feel this was fixed. No way you let a kid lose especially a disabled one.
Lee Dellbridge
2024-01-15 01:10:08 +0000 UTCGene Simmons is the bassplayer from Kiss ๐คญ
Carl-Fredrik L
2024-01-14 19:17:03 +0000 UTC๐คญ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-01-12 22:25:28 +0000 UTCAgreed๐ for the most part anyway. Self professed 'Alpha' male types, like... can't remember the name, but the two toxic brothers who were jailed in Romania? I think, for human trafficking etc. They break that mould. And have a very misogynistic view of women. They're definitely not worshipping any femine image of perfection (paraphrasing). But yeah, I largely agree with you Gary. It's really nice that there are some really good guys here. ๐
Stevus
2024-01-12 19:06:03 +0000 UTCMaybe..๐ although I think they literally just ran out of D-list celebrities with the UK version ๐
Jonathan Davies
2024-01-12 08:42:52 +0000 UTCSorry grandma Iโm just welcoming you to the 30+ club ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Jonathan Davies
2024-01-12 08:39:58 +0000 UTCHey Josh! I'm paraphrasing here: Men use the image of female perfection to motivate themselves. Women donโt really understand this about men: as long as theyโre not corrupted or bitter because of rejection, theyโre doing everything they can to โkneel before the eternal image of the feminineโ, and try to make themselves worthy. Thatโs the chivalry story, and thatโs worthy of encouragement. But if you donโt see the woman youโre attracted to as an individual, and instead you see this judgemental perfect woman, then I have some bad newsโฆ You can never have a relationship with a perfect woman, in order to have a relationship with any woman, you have to sacrifice your relationship with the โidealโ woman, and you have to see the individual woman for who she is, and separate her from your idea of โperfectionโ. After all, nobody's perfect, eh? ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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2024-01-12 04:38:19 +0000 UTCI reckon Lenny could use those eyebrows as handlebars on a custom chopper or something.
Stevus
2024-01-12 02:27:26 +0000 UTC'I've never seen coloured bubble wrap before... I didn't know they done that COOL!' ๐๐
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-01-12 00:48:35 +0000 UTCAwww doesn't she say she didn't know they made red bubble wrap or she's never seen it before, I vaguely remember that
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-01-12 00:45:22 +0000 UTCHaha yeah, well looking back, it's just a fleeting moment: TM S08 E06 12:11 into the episode, I commented about it at the time, I was quite amused to say the least, a classic distracted moment of excitement ๐
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2024-01-12 00:44:04 +0000 UTCRed coloured bubble wrap? Is this on YouTube too?? I must see this ๐ she's still a perfect woman in my eyes, I love her so much ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ the shit she's got me through, I'd be so much worse off if it wasn't for her
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-01-12 00:22:03 +0000 UTCI know she might have called herself crazy or talk about her Mandy rants or shout โOoh!โ At red colored bubble wrap ๐คฃ Theyโre just ways to smooth over her foibles, her eccentricities (apart from the bubble wrap incident!). Iโm personally not a fan of these, they reenforce a negative self image. โInsanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different resultsโ ๐คฃ
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2024-01-12 00:17:21 +0000 UTCI've heard of ADHD but never really looked into it at all so I do apologize, well I think it makes her even cuter than she already is and tomorrow I'll look into it
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-01-12 00:00:30 +0000 UTCFar from it. First, thereโs no such thing as โnormalโ and secondly having ADHD isnโt a mental illness. Sheโs at worst โneurodivergentโ in that ADHD changes the way you think and process information, and speaking as someone whoโs lived/lives with people with ADHD, she handles it really well.
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2024-01-11 23:56:37 +0000 UTCYou telling me she isn't bonkers ๐คจ
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-01-11 23:47:20 +0000 UTCThat's not who she is at all Josh ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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2024-01-11 23:46:09 +0000 UTCSo I need to become a 30 year old American woman who lives in Argentina whose fucking bonkers? I can do that easy, cheers gazza โค๏ธโค๏ธ
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-01-11 23:42:47 +0000 UTCBecome the person you want to find. People like others who are like themselves, *or* who are like who they want to be.
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2024-01-11 23:41:03 +0000 UTCOh yeah like that'll put me off ๐ she's way too good for me anyway ๐
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-01-11 23:36:38 +0000 UTCLol
Stevus
2024-01-11 23:35:25 +0000 UTCMandy already knows she's pretty tho Josh, you wouldn't want someone who constantly needs validation! ๐
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2024-01-11 23:35:24 +0000 UTCLmao! I remember it being mega popular and then just disappearing as well. Maybe there was some big accident or something?
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-01-11 23:34:16 +0000 UTCAlso Karl wouldn't like me, I am too happy ๐คฃ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-01-11 23:32:54 +0000 UTCHAHAHAHHA! Congratulations Jonathan! You made me feel old ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-01-11 23:32:23 +0000 UTCOMG! Poor woman. ๐ That is horrifying
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-01-11 23:31:24 +0000 UTCI'd pay 100 squid for Mandy to say I'm funny ๐ look at how focus and pretty she looks in that thumbnail ๐ฅฐ๐
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-01-11 23:29:25 +0000 UTCI am a big fan of charades Paul ๐คช
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-01-11 23:28:46 +0000 UTCLol Mandy, I'd also chime in: share the same values, and don't forget a GSOH! (That's code for "she think's I'm funny") ๐
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2024-01-11 23:28:23 +0000 UTCI go for someone I can trust, someone who I can have a laugh with and a good personality
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-01-11 23:26:50 +0000 UTCOMG yes!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-01-11 23:22:06 +0000 UTCHahaha, exactly! Especially when they edit every line of the task being read by a different person. How am I supposed to keep track of all that? ๐
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-01-11 23:21:28 +0000 UTCOHHHHHHH!! Ok yeah, that rings a bell, thank you Robert! ๐๐ป๐ค
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-01-11 23:20:01 +0000 UTCYes ...https://www.theguardian.com/media/2007/jan/20/radio.usnews
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2024-01-11 23:19:20 +0000 UTCAhh yes, the name of the show was simple enough! ๐คช
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-01-11 23:19:00 +0000 UTCWell yeah I'm single, I thought you'd know considering I've been flirting with you for the last 2 months ๐๐
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-01-11 23:18:57 +0000 UTCGlad you forgive me ๐
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-01-11 23:17:17 +0000 UTCOMG!!! Am I to assume you are all single? ๐คฃ๐คฃ I look for honesty and just a good human being.
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-01-11 23:16:54 +0000 UTCLMAO!
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-01-11 23:15:29 +0000 UTCOMG!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Also, no, I hadn't noticed Mr 44. ๐ฌ Will keep that in mind though!! ๐๐ป
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-01-11 23:13:45 +0000 UTCIndian food is also limited and not popular at all here.
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-01-11 23:11:27 +0000 UTCNOOOO!! Don't eat me! I DO NOT CONSENT! I repeat, I do not consent!!! Also in Argy we do get Chinese cuisine, but it is very limited. I make chow mein all the time, and no one can beat my potato salad ๐ ๐ป Lol ๐คช
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-01-11 23:10:47 +0000 UTCLenny was awesome! I too noticed his face of disgust more than once! Hahhah.
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-01-11 23:08:08 +0000 UTC๐จ The PEEL? Oh god, that must be so sour! ๐
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-01-11 23:05:54 +0000 UTCPoppadoms are Indian cuisine Mandy lol.
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2024-01-11 23:05:47 +0000 UTCLmao to all of this! Thank you Hypnobob for the heads up!
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-01-11 23:05:09 +0000 UTCIs that your way of asking for popcorn?
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2024-01-11 23:04:01 +0000 UTCI am confused lol. I thought they came with your order just like fortune cookies (which also don't exist here). Have I been misinformed? ๐ง
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-01-11 23:02:36 +0000 UTCLmao! You just reminded me Steve, the other day I saw a post of someone that sent a package overseas using popcorn instead of packing peanuts. It worked a treat ๐คช
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-01-11 23:01:18 +0000 UTCHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-01-11 22:59:41 +0000 UTCNot at all ๐คฃ
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-01-11 22:59:33 +0000 UTCI'm sorry Steve, is that wii thing true?
Stevus
2024-01-11 16:47:16 +0000 UTCSooo... do you want to cook with her, or cook 'with' her?
Stevus
2024-01-11 04:27:58 +0000 UTCTbf I donโt think Karl gets on well with anything that isnโt an insect or someone from the book of freaks! ๐
Jonathan Davies
2024-01-10 16:37:37 +0000 UTCOh shit yer it was celebrities for the UK one wasnโt it. I guess thatโs why it only lasted 2-3 seasons..they mustโve ran out off celebs who were prepared to loose their dignity like that ๐คฃ
Jonathan Davies
2024-01-10 16:35:53 +0000 UTCHole in the Wall (or Hole in the Wall as an American would also say). The UK one was celebrities only though, I think the American version had Americans on it instead of celebrities.
Jeffrey44
2024-01-10 16:30:47 +0000 UTCHaha, I feel like Mandy and Karl would get on so well together.
paul
2024-01-10 15:19:57 +0000 UTCMandy doing her Karl impression looking at those new chairsโฆโBULLSHIT!โ ๐
Jonathan Davies
2024-01-10 15:09:59 +0000 UTCHer thirties are turning her into Karl Pilkington. ๐
paul
2024-01-10 15:04:23 +0000 UTCCheap as chimps was my favourite ๐
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2024-01-10 13:42:51 +0000 UTCThat show with the moving wall was literally called โHole in the wallโ over in the UK and it was massively popular for like 2 years then it just died a death and was never seen again ๐๐
Jonathan Davies
2024-01-10 13:31:29 +0000 UTCI love how Mandy turned into Middle age Mandy at the start of the episode! โ I DONโT LIKE THE CHAIR!! I DONโT LIKE THE TROPHY!!! I WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE!!!! I DONโT LIKE CHANGE!!!!โ ๐๐๐
Jonathan Davies
2024-01-10 12:46:12 +0000 UTCHaha, sounds like one of Karl's pun based radio features. The Rice Is Right. ๐
paul
2024-01-10 11:29:55 +0000 UTCCouldn't have said it better ๐
Benjamin Taylor-Yates
2024-01-10 11:21:16 +0000 UTCAs the actress said to the bishop. ๐
paul
2024-01-10 11:20:32 +0000 UTC"Text?" ๐
paul
2024-01-10 11:19:36 +0000 UTCHe reminded me of Rob Beckett. Think they need to send Lenny on a round the world trip with Karl now...
paul
2024-01-10 11:18:38 +0000 UTCLegend. ๐
paul
2024-01-10 11:17:00 +0000 UTCIn 2007 a woman competed in a radio stationโs contest to see how much water she could drink without going to the bathroom. It was called Hold Your Wee for a Wii. She died ๐
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2024-01-10 11:15:49 +0000 UTCYou said that the final task where they had to push a shape through a hole in the wall reminded you of a game show that originated in Japan. The classic "weird Japanese game show" that we heard about in the UK in the 90s via some Chris Tarrant show was, I think, called Endurance and involved going for as long as possible without peeing. Classy stuff. Perhaps thinking about poppadoms was a popular strategy. The mind boggles... ๐
paul
2024-01-10 11:03:31 +0000 UTCHaha, love how you touched your nose and pointed at the camera when the guy said the episode title "Huh" ๐คฃ
paul
2024-01-10 10:42:51 +0000 UTCAt one point Zoe called Greg a WANKFLAP, which sounds like a countdown teaser if ever I heard one...
paul
2024-01-10 10:19:31 +0000 UTCFinally getting round to watching this now. I feel reassured that you also struggle to pay attention when they read out the tasks Mandy. Anything more complex than "smash a watermelon to bits" or "throw a teabag in a mug" and my mind just wanders off on its own little flight of fancy and when it comes back I'm just watching them doing weird things thinking, "what's happening?" ๐
paul
2024-01-10 10:07:26 +0000 UTCYeah I know, sorry, just my sense of humour. If you genuinely don't know what a gloryhole is, I'd suggest probably googling it, but it involves fellatio. Maybe not kosher for here. If your familiar with Plebs, there's an episode of that which involves it. Old men behind a wall with holes at about waist height. I'm aware of the show, it's just the first thing that came to mind when I read Hole in the wall.๐
Stevus
2024-01-10 09:38:56 +0000 UTCSteve Backshall was on WILTY when Bob was telling the story about the owl, and kept calling him out on his BS because he's a naturalist and therefore knows a thing or two about birds
Robert Allen
2024-01-10 06:20:35 +0000 UTCWhatโs a gloryhole? Hole in the wall is the game show Mandy was talking about
AWR93
2024-01-10 05:56:07 +0000 UTCWhat do gloryholes have to do with anything?
Stevus
2024-01-10 05:45:00 +0000 UTCHole in the wall!!
AWR93
2024-01-10 04:56:56 +0000 UTCHaha, the old chair was better, hands down!
Mandy Cane Lane
2024-01-10 01:04:42 +0000 UTCI can't believe I missed that opportunity.
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2024-01-09 21:31:30 +0000 UTCI noticed that comment too. I normally call it oh fuck not again, yes dear of course I will get you some chocolate and run you a bath.
Josh Read
2024-01-09 21:29:03 +0000 UTCI really want to cook with Mandy, I'll show her how to really cook and teach her some things. I guarantee my potato salad will far superior ๐
Josh Read
2024-01-09 21:26:14 +0000 UTCThe letter that people removed in the first task was zed, not zee. I forgive you.
Jeffrey44
2024-01-09 20:32:14 +0000 UTCPetrol station (or gas station as an American would say)
Jeffrey44
2024-01-09 20:29:39 +0000 UTCA good grounding system.
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2024-01-09 20:28:00 +0000 UTCThe lady that... sorry it's gone.
Hypnobob
2024-01-09 20:20:52 +0000 UTCRandom question of the day. What do you look for in a partner?
Joshyboiiiiii
2024-01-09 20:19:31 +0000 UTCIt was a new one for me as well.
paul
2024-01-09 20:18:28 +0000 UTCIt came up in the comments for the Aunt Irma episode of the IT Crowd. ๐
paul
2024-01-09 20:17:37 +0000 UTCIt is indeed. He says it in the petrol station after meeting Tex (Peter Serafinowicz). Keep up the good work.
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2024-01-09 19:51:25 +0000 UTCStevie, Is that the episode where Lynn spills Sunny Delight (or Sunny D as an American would say) on to the James Bond videos? I've seen that episode but don't recall the quote you referenced. That episode does have an American in it though. My only inspiration is Americans saying things. While Americans keep doing English wrong, I will continue helping them and us to successfully communicate.
Jeffrey44
2024-01-09 19:45:15 +0000 UTC18 minutes in. "I haven't swallowed yet..." --- "ARRH HEHEHE!!!" ๐๐ Bad Mandy! โ๏ธ Haha. Killed me.
Benjamin Taylor-Yates
2024-01-09 19:27:00 +0000 UTCAnd HNY to you! 44 ๐ซก
Stevus
2024-01-09 19:24:25 +0000 UTCI was watching Alan Partridge and he said "You managed to put 2 + 2 together and come up with five, or as an American would say five". Is that where you got it from?
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2024-01-09 19:21:45 +0000 UTCMandy says she's a good cook. She should make chicken or beef chow mein. I make it all the time, and I'm a rubbish cook. Now that's a good idea for a video ๐
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2024-01-09 19:12:39 +0000 UTCDid you notice that there were no ad breaks (or commercial breaks as an American would say) and therefore no break bumpers with Little Alex Horne larking about? That's because you watched it on the official YouTube channel. Never do that again. I hope you continue to watch the broadcast version in future. So much is missing from the YouTube versions. You also miss the antics when they throw to the break and come back from the break. Some reaction channels have only used the YouTube version and don't even know what they are missing. Can they really claim to have reacted to Taskmaster at all? Saying that, the break bumpers were nothing special in this episode. I can't even remember what form they took and I only watched the broadcast version of this episode for the first time 4 days ago. Happy New Year everyone.
Jeffrey44
2024-01-09 19:10:30 +0000 UTCSo you don't get Chinese in Argentina? But do you have Indian? Also, it's weird you can't get ground pork, cause that's literally what chorizo is made from. You could probably get away with substituting that into Chinese dishes. The Chinese ingredients would most likely overpower the paprika. Maybe worth trying.
Stevus
2024-01-09 18:58:35 +0000 UTCCritiquing the chair! Confidently expressing your artistic opinion. Very nice ๐ I feel quite proud ๐ฅน good on ya!
Stevus
2024-01-09 18:44:48 +0000 UTCWTF Paul! ๐คฃ I love it, but I've never heard that before.
Stevus
2024-01-09 18:41:42 +0000 UTCLenny Rush really is brilliant. Not only is he one of the most natural child actors i have ever seen, he also is very funny on his own. Something that is very rare for a 14 year old. I especially loved his look of disgust towards Deborah, when she tried to explain the toaster situation by saying that she doesn't understand toasters because she has an Aga (bougie range cooker that costs 10-30 000 pounds/dollars). Interestingly Lenny has the same extremely rare genetic disorder as Warwick Davis has, which is called Spondyloepiphyseal dysplasia congenita.
MH
2024-01-09 18:32:49 +0000 UTCShark Tank not to be confused with Shark Week which we learnt recently is Australian for Aunt Flo visiting.
paul
2024-01-09 17:56:05 +0000 UTCWho?
Jeffrey44
2024-01-09 17:37:31 +0000 UTCThere's an outtake in which they test Steve's ability to eat an orange in 45 seconds while in the studio and he succeeds! It's gross, he eats the peel, but he succeeds lol
mcegan
2024-01-09 16:53:18 +0000 UTCIndeed. So Miranda's real name is Mandy right?
Hypnobob
2024-01-09 14:39:13 +0000 UTCThe television programme Dragon's Den (or the TV show Shark Tank as an American would say)
Jeffrey44
2024-01-09 14:35:08 +0000 UTCZoe Ball is a radio DJ, who was married to Fatboy Slim for a while (you reacted to his Weapon of Choice video featuring Christopher Walken if memory serves). Deborah Meaden is a rich business person who was on Dragon's Den (which should mean something to you very soon).
Hypnobob
2024-01-09 14:28:26 +0000 UTCI just got that your comment is about poppadoms at a Chinese restaurant lol.
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2024-01-09 14:19:34 +0000 UTCYes, they are not free. They are complimentary at some restaurants.
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2024-01-09 14:14:52 +0000 UTCMandy the next time you go to a Chinese restaurant asking for a free poppadom, please record it, cause I would watch that reaction video.
SaRa
2024-01-09 14:07:58 +0000 UTCMandy, "I don't have eagle eyes" Also Mandy, "That chair is 2cm taller" Haha. Why does that jellyfish have so much power? Get rid of um. I would explain who these people are, but I don't want to. Great reaction, as always. Thank you Squeaks. POPCORN!๐ค
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2024-01-09 14:05:24 +0000 UTCMandihistamine is back ๐
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2024-01-09 13:27:21 +0000 UTCLenny Rush is no older than half your age and no taller than half your height. Doesn't that make you feel like a very old giant?
Jeffrey44
2024-01-09 13:08:30 +0000 UTC
