Taskmaster - S14 E5 - Chip Biffington.
Added 2025-03-11 13:00:13 +0000 UTCEnergy is high! Confidence is up! Tasking is amazing! Banter is brilliant! What more can anyone ask for in an episode? Also, you know, I am really liking Dara... One of my friends isn't too keen on him and I always figured it was because the guy must be annoying or something.... but not at all.. he is great! And he fits in very well in Taskmaster... hell, so far he is winning!
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Ohhh, I wasn't expecting a reply :P That's awesome, if you ever need any HD copies of UK TV, let me know - I have a program that lets me download the HD files from pretty much every streaming service ;)
Rob Pitt
2025-03-14 21:35:31 +0000 UTCWell, i am a Carl ๐
Carl-Fredrik L
2025-03-14 03:37:52 +0000 UTCYeah: for someone who left the English-speaking world as a child (I believe you mentioned), 'disparate' is not the most common word you would likely get to hear, hence why I gave the definition...
BobSandwiches
2025-03-14 01:58:56 +0000 UTC๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅ
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-03-14 01:47:10 +0000 UTCAlso lmao to the squirrel in armour! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-03-14 01:45:42 +0000 UTCNo worry Josh! You view as you please! ๐๐ปโจ๏ธ
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-03-14 01:45:18 +0000 UTCHello!! ๐คโจ๏ธ S14 has been amazing so far! ๐คฃ
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-03-14 01:44:42 +0000 UTCOh I will get my TV! Or my money. We'll see. It was SUPPOSED to be next day shipping but they messed up big time. Singing lessons are still a future dream for now. But soon perhapsly. ๐ค๐ค๐ป
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-03-14 01:39:54 +0000 UTCHahaha, "better than it sounds", I sure hope so ๐ ๐คฃ
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-03-14 01:37:30 +0000 UTCI don't think 2 is enough. ๐ ๐
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-03-14 01:34:12 +0000 UTCYes, my bad!!! Never heard disparate before ๐
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-03-14 01:33:51 +0000 UTCHe did it with such ease too! And John just let him! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-03-14 01:32:29 +0000 UTCHahahahhsha! The last * got me! My bad with the words. Never heard disparate before ๐ค
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-03-14 01:31:00 +0000 UTCHahha, oh yay, when do I get my passport?
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-03-14 01:28:37 +0000 UTCHahaha nahhh not me, Iโm the oldest! ๐ but I did have older cousins who would get us doing some random things!๐คฃ
AWR93
2025-03-13 23:18:38 +0000 UTClol yeah it really is! ๐ Such a great show
MarkCity10
2025-03-13 23:17:52 +0000 UTCOMG Steve!! Hahahha, quite the memories! ๐ ๐คฃ
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-03-13 23:17:42 +0000 UTCOops! ๐คฃ
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-03-13 23:17:06 +0000 UTCAhh, my bad. I was unaware of this word ๐คญ
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-03-13 23:16:56 +0000 UTCHahahahha! Sounds like a Karl quote! I love it! ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-03-13 23:16:26 +0000 UTCAhh ok cool! Thank you for explaining guys! ๐คโจ๏ธ
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-03-13 23:16:01 +0000 UTC๐บ
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-03-13 23:14:31 +0000 UTC๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-03-13 23:14:03 +0000 UTCOh yay! Great to experience for the first time, eh?
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-03-13 23:13:44 +0000 UTCHahahah! Sounds like you are speaking from experience Liam! Older sister have we? Haha, I do agree though! ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-03-13 23:11:32 +0000 UTCHAHAHAHHAHA
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-03-13 23:09:58 +0000 UTCHello Rob and welcome!!! Thank you for joining! ๐๐ป๐คโจ๏ธ Almost everything I do is per request! Problem is I get so many requests my list is quite endless, but Outsiders is most definitely on it! ๐๐ปโจ๏ธ
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-03-13 23:09:51 +0000 UTCFern is amazing! And her autism sometimes comes out in full bloom and it is magical! ๐คโจ๏ธ
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-03-13 23:06:28 +0000 UTCI know none of the things you just mentioned.... although the word "farm" rings a bell...
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-03-13 23:03:41 +0000 UTCThank you James! And that is a sound idea, (haha, get it?) but I don't normally use subtitles because they distract me too much and I just end up reading everything and missing out on what is actually happening ๐
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-03-13 23:02:03 +0000 UTCOh no ๐ฐ
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-03-13 23:00:17 +0000 UTCHAHHAHAHA! Love it! ๐คฃ
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-03-13 22:59:36 +0000 UTCIt does answer my question, thank you very much for providing photographic proof ๐๐ปโจ๏ธ
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-03-13 22:58:03 +0000 UTCCheese no? I think brussel sprouts and cheese go great! For example they are a brilliant addition to a fondue! ๐๐ปโจ๏ธ
Mandy Cane Lane
2025-03-13 22:56:49 +0000 UTCI can't bring myself to laugh at that. He could have killed him.
Jeffrey44
2025-03-13 15:42:56 +0000 UTCI LOVE Brussel sprouts. Halved and roasted till golden brown and crispy. ๐
Stevus
2025-03-13 03:51:46 +0000 UTCBacon yes, cheese no - it's usually a Christmas dinner situation.
DriveIn
2025-03-12 23:54:50 +0000 UTCHave you eaten them with cheese and bacon?
Josh Read
2025-03-12 20:17:57 +0000 UTC"I freaking love vegetables" is the most wholesome thing ๐ค I've always loved Brussels sprouts, a fact which whenever I tell anyone causes them to look at me like I just said I like to eat fingers. ๐
DriveIn
2025-03-12 17:46:41 +0000 UTCI heard he got knocked out from the fall too. He also wanted to keep it in the show but the producers said no chance
Gray
2025-03-12 16:34:35 +0000 UTCTheres not much but https://taskmaster.fandom.com/wiki/Get_the_most_pleasure_from_all_of_these_rubber_chutes#:~:text=According%20to%20Alex%20in%20a%20Bring%20Me%20The%20Head%20of%20The%20Taskmaster%2Drelated%20Zoom%20meeting%2C%20after%20finishing%20the%20task%20with%20Fern%2C%20Alex%20fell%20out%20of%20the%20chute%20and%20injured%20his%20eye.%5B1%5D
laluneodyssee
2025-03-12 15:33:04 +0000 UTCDo you have a source for this information?
Jeffrey44
2025-03-12 15:03:50 +0000 UTCThose plastic tubes are meant to be used to safely convey rubbish or debris to a lower level on a building site or similar. Here is a picture of them being used for their intended purpose. I hope this answers your question about the chains. https://www.martinplanthire.co.uk/hire/product/rubbish-chute
Jeffrey44
2025-03-12 15:03:09 +0000 UTCThose candy looking things that you said looked a bit like towels. You were pretty spot on. They're ACME instant towel pellets. Just add water... instant wet towel!
Stevus
2025-03-12 09:48:05 +0000 UTCAlex injured his eye socket. As he was getting out of the pipe for Ferns task, he fell
laluneodyssee
2025-03-12 00:59:38 +0000 UTCI love your Taskmaster reactions! I feel like you should watch the show with subtitles/captions on, it would help you understand some of what you don't catch or sometimes mis-hear ๐
James
2025-03-12 00:36:43 +0000 UTCYeah, well, earlier Taskmaster (the later series' are hilarious as it's been on for so long!). It has a lot of the same comedians that have been on TM, but very different tasks based loosely on surviving in the wild (as they're camping) but very silly - like paintball hunting the other teams who are dressed in animal costumes
Rob Pitt
2025-03-11 23:46:23 +0000 UTCIf I remember correctly they filmed there when the terminal was closed due to reduced travel.
AWR93
2025-03-11 23:25:52 +0000 UTCWell done. I reckon you are a boy from Newcastle or the surrounding area who is about 29 years of age. I suspect your name is Jordan. Don't ask me how I know but I bet I'm not far wrong.
Jeffrey44
2025-03-11 22:59:43 +0000 UTCThat's Quite Interesting.
Jeffrey44
2025-03-11 22:56:22 +0000 UTCIt's like Taskmaster but is it as good as Taskmaster?
Jeffrey44
2025-03-11 22:53:04 +0000 UTCNo I forgot about Covid.
Rusty Dog
2025-03-11 22:52:19 +0000 UTCThe airport was Gatwick's South Terminal. It was closed at the time due to the COVIDS (If you remember that?)
Jeffrey44
2025-03-11 22:51:29 +0000 UTCHow on Earth did they manage to clear a terminal of Gatwick Airport? Must have been in the early hours
Rusty Dog
2025-03-11 22:51:15 +0000 UTCWelcome Rob ๐ป
Josh Read
2025-03-11 22:50:55 +0000 UTCIt was Gatwick Airport rusty!
AWR93
2025-03-11 22:46:31 +0000 UTCTalking about Noel Edmonds, Noel Edmonds has a new show out. If you loved Clarkson's Farm on Amazon Prime Video where Jeremy Clarkson runs a farm with hilarious consequences. You'll love Noel's Haven on ITV where Noel Edmonds runs a haven with hilarious consequences. Coming soon.
Jeffrey44
2025-03-11 22:46:11 +0000 UTCAnother great episode. Just found out today that Fern is autistic. And I watched a bit of her stand-up too - and she has a book out. I wonder which airport the used for that task? The live task was great, especially when they got the letters wrong :)
Rusty Dog
2025-03-11 22:41:24 +0000 UTCHello, first time using Patreon - love your vids on YT so had to subscribe for more :) ~ Q. Do you take requests/recommendations? If so, have you seen David Mitchell's Outsiders? It's like Taskmaster but the comedians are camping for a week, doing silly tasks each day :)
Rob Pitt
2025-03-11 20:30:37 +0000 UTCYoutube shows me there was a Subbutio World Cup in the UK last year - it tours the world much like the real World Cup. Not a single person (i.e. man) under 40 in any team that I could see. Ah well; I still use film and make prints in a darkroom, so I'm not pointing any fingers at people doing old things just because they enjoy it!๐).
BobSandwiches
2025-03-11 19:52:01 +0000 UTCYou really channelled John Wayne there Mandy that was incredible ๐ค๐ค๐ค
Josh Read
2025-03-11 19:00:51 +0000 UTCโJohn whatโs your definition of pleasure?โ โDoing something.. wellโ ๐คฃ๐คฃ LOL heโs too funny!! I love that both of the ladies went for a different approach with Alex! Is it just me or were they giving off older sister torturing younger brother vibes? ๐ The live tasks this series have been brilliant too!
AWR93
2025-03-11 17:30:43 +0000 UTCFernโs so adorable! Even her laugh is cute ๐ Loving these reactions cos Iโve not seen all this series so itโs great to watch along with you ๐ค ๐ฉต
MarkCity10
2025-03-11 17:26:02 +0000 UTCIm also a big fan of (not streaking ๐) pre computer games like tabletop football/hockey, pinball and couronne ("poor mans billiards" ๐)
Carl-Fredrik L
2025-03-11 16:50:12 +0000 UTCAh! Looking up subbuteo, it isnt exactly what i thought it was. But close enough. I was thinking about the ones with metal rods where the players go along a track (there are also a hockey version). This seems to be a game where you flick the players with your fingers. Any who. Streakers are, as you all probably know, an infamous phenomenon in football culture, where naked people run across the field being chased by police and/or security ๐ It makes more sense in a game such as subbueto, where the little players arent attached to the game table
Carl-Fredrik L
2025-03-11 16:44:42 +0000 UTC"Subbutio" - it is/was, as you surmised, a tabletop football game that was extremely popular in pre-computer days. It still has dedicated fans who hold matches, but FIFA on the computer has obviously taken over for most people where Subbutio once reigned supreme. ๐
BobSandwiches
2025-03-11 16:17:04 +0000 UTCJohn: VEEEEEEEEEE VEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ๐ญ
Michael Harrop
2025-03-11 16:13:12 +0000 UTCI think the streaker is for one of those physical table football game-toys? Not foosball , the other one. But i have no idea what word he is saying. Semuna? English culture can be very hard to understand for outsiders. Its a high context culture. Im swedish
Carl-Fredrik L
2025-03-11 15:52:34 +0000 UTCI dont remember my first memory ๐
Carl-Fredrik L
2025-03-11 15:40:41 +0000 UTCDisparate means without comparison
Carl-Fredrik L
2025-03-11 15:39:07 +0000 UTCDisparate and desperate are two completely different words ๐คฃ
Michael Harrop
2025-03-11 15:33:11 +0000 UTCNot sure which one was first but my oldest memories are: 1. Building a snowman with my brother in my grandparents garden. 2. Sucking the sugary coating off my grandadโs medication. Child-proof caps were no match for me! Then I spent some time in hospital as they werenโt sure if iโd swallowed any or not. The chicken soup was lovely. lol
(Just) Steve
2025-03-11 15:22:13 +0000 UTCTalking about weather all the time just makes you an honourary British person :P I dont mind Dara so much, but some of the programmes he's been in (Mock the Week for example) arent my favorite. When he first came on the scene he also had an annoying Vocal tic, where he would kind of go "Errrr" after a punchline, maybe to fill silence in case people didnt laugh but i think this has reduced over the years.
Ajayrious
2025-03-11 14:34:07 +0000 UTCInteresting fact about Subbuteo. The creator wanted to call it "The hobby", but the trademark people wouldn't let him. So he took the name from the bird of prey commonly known as the hobby, whose scientific name is Falco Subbuteo.
Tony Mingoia
2025-03-11 14:26:37 +0000 UTCDara is one of my top 3 standups. Your friend is objectively wrong. * We have consumer rights in the UK - tho I would not assume all developed countries have such rights (I'm looking at you USA...). Your money would be safe in the UK for various reasons too boring to go into here... Greg said "disparate" rather than "desperate" in his intro: disparate means "completely different from each other" , so "disparate souls doing battle" means "people of various different natures doing battle"... * Other opinions are available ** ** but they are wrong.
BobSandwiches
2025-03-11 14:06:02 +0000 UTCI forgot about Munya jumping on John while pretending to be a chimpanzee. I've been sat here cry-laughing at that for the last 3 minutes ๐๐
Ryan W.
2025-03-11 14:03:41 +0000 UTCPretty sure he said disparate not desperate at the start (different word)
Matthew Petty
2025-03-11 14:02:05 +0000 UTCThey all need at least 1 spare outfit. So 2 minimum.
Alex W
2025-03-11 13:45:00 +0000 UTCSubbuteo was a football game that old bastards like me used to play back in the day ๐ youโd have little players that you basically had to flick at the ball..it was better than it sounds ๐๐
Jonathan Davies
2025-03-11 13:39:37 +0000 UTCNot embarrassing at all. Just think of the good Mandy content you have to look forward to ๐ค
Josh Read
2025-03-11 13:29:41 +0000 UTCI agree. Dara is an acquired taste once you get over the way he mumbles away. He's sound. ๐ The TV shenanigans sound very vexing. I wager the staff at the store know about as much as you do about it cos that's just modern management these days! ๐ We do have next day delivery for a lot of stuff like that especially with Amazon etc. Don't be sad, you'll get one eventually. ๐ I mean, you've only got to buy it once. ๐ค Then you can move onto the next thing. I remember you mentioned wanting to go to singing lessons last year once you'd settled into your place. ๐ถ ๐
Benjamin Taylor-Yates
2025-03-11 13:13:55 +0000 UTCMorningg. This season was so unhinged I love it.
Vee
2025-03-11 13:09:58 +0000 UTCIm so far behind now it's embarrassing ๐
Joshyboiiiiii
2025-03-11 13:08:02 +0000 UTCFirst๐
GeordieJordan96
2025-03-11 13:05:52 +0000 UTC
