The Onision Review

Before we begin, I have a confession to make; I am enthralled by petty youtuber drama. It is indulgent of me, but there is something captivating about the meaninglessness of it all, like a dionysian play writ large upon the blogosphere. I am a temperate person, but sometimes I cannot help but drink deep. So please, dear reader, have no illusions about my excitement going forward. As a fan of boisterous youtuber bullshit, and an occultist, learning that Onision attempted to start a cult back in 2003 and that the scripture was still available in an archived format, was akin to knocking a hole in the wall of my home for renovation, and discovering a wall safe with a perfectly preserved vintage bottle of Caves Jean Bourdy Chateau-Chalon. Trinquons.

You may not know Gregory James Daniel, better known as Onision, but you know the mold he was cast from. You know the archetypical form of Onision. Like a dead and rotting tree, a single prod against the bark of early 2000s quirky internet softboy humor, and your finger sinks into a moldering hollow of alleged predation and abuse. Dear reader I will spare you of the details, the internet is full of Greg-ologists that can recount his history better than I ever could. I am an occultist. My work lies with Sicesca.

THE SCRIPTURE

At just shy of 4000 words, the body of Sicescan scripture is one of the shortest sacred texts I’ve read. 

A TIMELINE:

1997 - Greg claims to have followed Sicesca since 1997. In 1997, Greg was 11 years old. 

2003 - Sicesca.com was created. Greg was 17. 

2005 - Greg regularly attempts to promote Sicesca on other websites he created, most notably Ziogi.com, an “Evolutionary Psychology” forum. 

2006 - Greg rennovates the Sicesca website into “Sicesca 2.0” significantly scaling back the scripture, and leaving only simplified definitions, as well as demoting it from a Religion to a Personal Belief system.