I Need a New Elf
Added 2018-11-24 18:01:00 +0000 UTCSo there's something I've been keeping from you ever since we started dating all those months ago. my mom is mrs. Clause, and she sent me some magical socks to help me bring home a new elf for the holidays. And as i rub these socks up against you, you'll become a more appropriate size for the new friend I'm supposed to bring home. Unless you can't stop humping, and then well you may just shrink into oblivion.
