Teddy Bears (Paid Post #1)
Added 2021-12-11 18:00:04 +0000 UTCTeddy bears had been a new addition to the pie shop. They were originally planned as a Valentines day promotion. But there were so many partners that forgot to get their significant others something for Christmas, that they became the hottest new toy in town.
Linda was a new hire she had been trained very well to be super sweet to the customers. And sweet she was, she was always tipped, usually in pie. So whenever she was really quick grabbing a fresh bear, the guy, let's face it, it was mostly guys who forgot, always tipped her a slice of her favorite pie, Blueberry.
Linda would smile and thank the fella in her usual southern way. She'd then try and help the next fella again and again, gobbling up that delicious pie whenever it was given to her. And every trip those bears seemed to get bigger and heavier. And the guys just laughed more and more as she came back shorter and shorter. But nothing changed, Linda would bring back a bear, she'd get another slice, she's shrink a little bit more, and the guys would just laugh and laugh.
Eventually Little Linda was hardly able to open the door, she ended up climbing under it, and the bear, well they were just too heavy for her to move.
Tina eventually took over until she was Tiny Tina, and the line of men grew longer as the waitresses of the pie shop shrank smaller and smaller and smaller.
