Grow Your Girlfriend (Paid Post #2)

 Getting ladies boots for his birthday was the most frustrated Brian had ever been. He was a man!  OK a single man with a healthy fascination for the ladies, but he had no interest in wearing women's clothes. So throwing said boots onto the roof seemed like an appropriate if rash decision on his part. At the very least it made him feel a little better letting out his aggression in that way. And on that roof those boots sat.   
 The rain fell into those boots filling them with life giving water. Brian didn't care he barely even payed attention to them. If he did, he may have noticed what was happening. That something was stretching out of those boots.   
 Brian's friends were assholes though and they decided that the next time they got him gifts they wanted to see him throw one of his now iconic hissy fits. So they got him a pair of skinny jeans and a top designed for women. Like clockwork, as predicted, Brian flipped and chucked the gifts out on the roof with the boots. While most people would have thought that was a waste, his friends thought it was money well spent.
 The Sun shined down on those clothes throughout the day and they began to fill out and gravitate toward the life giving light. The shirt bunched around the waist of the white pants and the legs lifted to the boots openings
 As the summer started to cool wind had blown over the discarded clothes night after night. Soon a bloom had appeared through the turtle neck and from that bloom sprouted shiny brunette petals that flowed like shimmering hair.   
 Soon without his knowledge, Brian had grown a girlfriend on his roof, but since he had discarded her like garbage on the roof, he never knew what he had, especially as he woke up one day and realized that those clothes he'd thrown there, were just gone.
 She had left the roof, and become Daisy, looking for her true boyfriend that knew how to really treat a lady.