So You Want to be Fat *Work in Progress*

I had a pretty cool idea for a story after roaming around on DA for a little while the other day. I found myself on Crystalking18's page reading his "How to Become Fat" posts, last updated in 2013. Rather than being a story, it reads more like an instruction manual. I liked the idea, but obviously it didn't get finished, and also it didn't really have a progression or character due to the format. I thought I could enhance those areas if I took my own shot at it. It's still a work in progress, but I think it's turning out well so far. Once I'm done I think it would benefit from make sure its paced well, but for now it is what it is. 

I've taken on a few other writing assignments, in addition to competing the monthly custom creations here, that you should see posted soon, so look forward to all that. Sadly that might not leave a lot of time to finish this one right now. Enjoy the work in progress. 

---

So You Want to be Fat

So you want to be fat, huh? Well my name is Foodie Masterson, and I’m here to be your guide on this amazing journey into the fat life. You might be a skinny thing now, but by the time you’re done, you will be covered in jiggly soft fat rolls.

You might be asking yourself if you’re making the right call, turning yourself into a fatty and becoming a gainer. But let me tell you, you’ve never made a better decision in your life. In ancient times large women were worshiped and envied. Their size correlated to their status, and they received treatment that matched. In our more modern society people have lost sight of their former ideals, but changing tides are bringing to light the plus side of becoming plus size. 

If you still need more convincing, let me tell you about some of the other benefits of becoming a total porker. First off, men are going to flock to you. You might think it strange at first, but secretly there is a community of men who revere fat chicks. They call themselves fat admirers, and soon you will have them all trying to get your number. Why compete with all the skinny broads when all you need to do is bulk up and turn yourself into the belle of the ball. Eventually you will want to find yourself someone who calls himself a feeder, but we will get to that later. The other plus side, is the phrase “more cushion for the pushin” wasn’t written because the sex isn’t as good, just the opposite.

The other benefit is more fat equals more assets, if you catch my drift. Have you ever dreamt of bigger boobs or a bigger ass? This is your ticket to making those dreams a reality. You will no longer feel like a stiff piece of cardboard from your chest to your toes. You’ll have a chest that you are actually proud of, that you’ll want to flaunt as your girls balloon. You’ll have a booty that will shake and shimmy behind you as you develop your waddle. Beware of mesmerized crowds that might develop behind you as you walk away.

To get you started on your transition into the fat lane, you’re going to want to inform your close friends and family of your decision. They are all going to try and stop you, and warn you of the health risks, but they should not be listened to. Anyone not willing to support you does not truly love you, and it’s better that your learn who those people are now before you start to pack on the pounds.

At this point you are ready to start your journey. You know why you are doing this, and the amazing ways it’s going to better your life. You’ve made it very clear to your friends and family that they are either with you, or against you. And you’re ready to begin the rest of your life. 

And where do we start? With food of course! And the best place to stock up would be the grocery store. So get that tiny butt of yours in the car and head on down to your local supermarket. Make sure to clear out your car first though, you’re going to need the room. The grocery store is going to start to become your second home. It won’t be unusual for you to stop in there two or three times a week going forward.

The best tip when going fat girl grocery shopping is making good decisions. You’ll want to shop like you were when you were a skinny girl, but make some modifications. Instead of apples and blueberries, buy apple and blueberry pie instead. If your local shop doesn’t have a good bakery, well you should probably find a different store, but nevertheless you can always buy those little premade snack size pies made by one of those snack cake cartoon characters. 

Make sure you are always buying whole milk, and not skim. Avoid getting any bottled water or mineral water, instead just buy soda or juice, the main ingredient is water, and they just taste way better. No longer do you need to get chicken breasts to grill or a little pasta to fill you, they make frozen meat lovers pizza so you can get all your protein, and Stouffer's mac and cheese is easy to throw in the oven. 

Don’t get yogurt when you can get pudding. Don’t get granola when you can get cereal. Don’t get potatoes when you can get potato chips. Don’t get peanuts when you can get peanut butter, or better yet Nutella, Nutella goes well with everything! If you start shopping like this, you’ll look and feel like a fat girl in no time. You’re eyes will be opened to the many variety of Oreos or you’ll find your favorite brand and flavor of ice cream after trying them all. You’ll soon be a grocery store queen.

So your cabinets are stocked with packages of donuts and cookies, now what? Enjoy of course! This is the moment you’ve been waiting for, the moment you get to let loose and never worry about calorie counting, or watching your weight again. That is unless you want to watch your weight go up and up and up. You’ll have to start with breakfast, it’s the most important meal of the day. Now you’ll really want to fill up here, you haven’t eaten all night, and you are most likely going to be famish. The world is your oyster for options here, but you might want to try sticking to the breakfast basics. Take out some donuts, or heat up a few of those hash browns and sausages. Cereal is always an easy meal to make, but remember fat girls usually have two or three bowls at a time, so don’t feel bad about going through a box every couple of days. 

The next part of the day is going to be the real struggle, work. At work you won’t have limitless access to your pantry, so preparation is key. Remember all those candy bars and snack cakes you got at the store? These are great items to stock your desk with. And don’t forget the time honored tradition of going out for lunch. It’s perfect that you work right downtown, there are so many eateries close by. Pick one of your coworkers that you know isn’t on a diet, that way you don’t feel pressured to get a salad. Make sure to get something filling, you still have a few hours of work left, and your friend won’t mind if you steal some of her fries off her plate.

The other tips for work include taking advantage of free food at the office. Not everyone is going to have a muffin, so it’s not a big deal if you take one or two extra for yourself. Also make sure your office is celebrating birthdays and holidays, these are ripe opportunities to have cake at work, and maybe even ice cream. Putting parties together sounds like a bit too much work, so if you’re not inundated with cake yet, maybe just remind a cheery coworker that someone's birthday is coming up.

Finally once the work day is over your freedom will have returned. You’ll be able to head home and enjoy whatever cravings you’ve been having that day. Maybe it’s a bite of that world famous cheesecake from the pastry place around the block from your building, maybe it’s just another shot at the milkshake recipe you’ve been perfecting, either way enjoy the freedom. 

The next challenge to overcome is going to be dinner. Now this really isn’t going to be a hard challenge, the hard part is just deciding what to eat. You have all those frozen pizzas from the store, but you will soon learn that take out and delivery are going to be your best new friends. You’ll soon be intimately familiar with the local places menus as well as their delivery boys. So what will it be tonight? Pizza? Subs? Chinese? Indian? Mexican? Remember to always order more than you think you are going to eat. You can always save extras for leftovers or a midnight snack, but you never want to run out of fried mac and cheese bites, so you might as well just order extra. 

With all these tools in your arsenal you should be well on your way to packing on the pounds by now. I know you’re feeling pretty full each night when you go to bed, but once you start seeing the results you’ll be so glad you started down this path. You’re once flat stomach will start with just the littlest amount of softness before the whole thing is covered in a soft layer of flab. It will be warm to the touch, and less taught than you are used to. Your boobs will start to show signs of fullness, nothing like their former selves. You’re waist will thicken, tightening your pants ever so slightly. All of these things are proof you are on the road to success. Say goodbye to your skinny frame, you will never see it again. 

Days, weeks, and months will pass as your whole life transforms. You’re eating habits will start to consume your life, but you’ll find your rhythm, and nothing will make you happier than fast forwarding to your next meal. Eating and indulging constantly will be your only goal day in and day out, and it will be all your mind can focus on. From the moment you wake up craving that first donut, to the moment you go to sleep polishing off another carton of ice cream, all thoughts lead to food. 

The changes in your body will happen faster than think, and by this point you’ll start to feel like you’ve made some pretty solid progress. You’re thicker than you’ve ever been, you never thought you’d be this heavy before, but trust me when I say, you still have a long way to go. You’ve had to start buying new clothes, which you aren’t too excited about, that's less food money in your wallet. But you held on to your pants as long as you could, but no matter how much sucking in you do they will not clasp. You’re tops have just been getting tighter and tighter, and they are just a little too revealing at this point. You must enjoy the process of buying new bras and panties though. You cup size is growing, and your rear is showing signs of life for the first time ever.

Sporting a new outfit you can’t help but call the pizza place that has the cute delivery boy. You are just glowing with your new found curves and can’t wait to show them off. Too bad you ordered two extra large supreme pizzas and by the time they arrive you are more interested in them than the person carrying them. Stacking the slices one on top of another, you finish dinner in record time.

At this point people are going to start to notice your changes. At first your coworkers might have thought this was a phase, the result of a bad break up or something. By now that months have passed, and this was more than just 10 or 15 pounds, people were starting to whisper. When you go to the breakroom for an extra morning donut people take notice. When you bend over to grab a candy bar from the back of your bottom desk drawer, your cubicle neighbor can see just how filling your rear is getting. 

All the lunches out are taking a noticeable toll on your waistline, but even though everyone else is noticing, you are celebrating. Some of the girls want to break off their lunch dates with you, but it's hard to do after you’ve had the same routine for three months now. Brittney on Monday, Kate on Tuesday, Tabby on Wednesday, Tish on Thursday, and Lacy on Friday. After all those lunches each of them must have put on a few pounds, but none of them are looking as voluptuous as you are, so really there's no big deal.

You can’t help but stand in front of the mirror at home admiring your new body. In only your Victoria’s Secret bra and panties, you stare at your handful of boobs. After being flat chested for so long, it's a miracle that you actually have something to hold up. You couldn’t be prouder of your little belly though. Something that was once so flat is really coming into its own. She’s invited along some friends that are growing on each side of her above your hips as well. The small curvature coming up from your waist is proof positive that you’ve made substantial progress. You’re legs starting to touch in the middle is another good sign as well. You’re thighs have certainly gotten thicker and juicer, much better than the twigs you had before. And of course you can’t help but admire your backside. A cute bubble butt that has been percolating back there as you sit on it more, and feed it ever so often.