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πŸ₯ž Flat is Justice πŸ₯ž [Flat Tomboy Girlfriend] [Flat As a Pancake & Dealing With It] [Self-Loathing & Sass] [I'm Pathetic, Can I Lay My Head in Your Lap?] [Reassurance, Acceptance, & Love] [Boobs is Boobs]

"Why I gotta have an ass like a pizza box?"

A question for the philosophers. 

"No! The self-loathing has set in! I'm a piece of trash!"

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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio 

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Leave a meme-y (or kind) comment to be featured in the next post. 

(And yes, I absolutely stole this idea from Comment Awards. Because this bitch is basic and proud. Also, I thought it'd be a nice way for you guys to feel appreciated).

See you next time. 

Comments

"Why I have no butt doe?!" I fucking cackled

Illicit_Action

The whole time I just kept thinking, "let me go grab some maple syrup..."

BC_Animus

I love self-deprecating humor, probably because I use it all the time, too. 🀣 #boobsisboobs

AudioFreak

Yes!

AudioFreak

Pancake is still cake

johnquick

When she said -β€œboobs is boobs” - That shit hit me.

CYA_B

I wa

For me, I don't care if you're Flat or Full. It's the Who you are and not what you have/don't have.

Charles Johnston

Flat girls need love too. So this is a good reminder that all bodies are to be cherished

Camilo Iribarren

BrΓΆther do not concern yourself with comforting words and soothing voices. There are beasts to slay

Jacob hunia

A little in n

Nosscheech

You still a Beautiful, Sexy Goddess that can make any man or woman easily fall in love with you.

Nosscheech

Finally some rep for them smol girls.

Feel like that would go against the appeal of a peach though lmao 🀣

20 16

You may have PANs but its still CAKE!!!

Jam Elephant

Even a flat peach can still be delicious~ πŸ˜‹

Neostar Productions

What a great audio #WAP Wholesome Ass Pancake

Avavago

A little reassurance goes a long way. 😎

Neostar Productions

Maybe you don't exactly have the ASSets, but I bet you have that WAP 😘

Fantafaust

stuck to the toilet bowl, what do you do when your stranded and you don't have a roll. to prove you are a man you must wipe it with your hand.

Levi

Thanks as always Tea. I love that your content covers all shapes and sizes. Veritable proof that there really is something for everyone.

Alex

It's always what's on the inside that counts.

David Murphy

It's not the curves on the outside that matter. It's the curves inside that's what counts.

CurrentlyEatingPies

Flat is Justice Oppai is Truth Medium is Premium A flat chest may not fill your hand But it will fill your heart The Flatter a Girl's Chest the Closer You Are to Her Heart!

Jmann1892

I've never seen a single person whose eyes didnt light up at the sight of a pizza box, so...

Ian Parrish

Thank you Tea <3

Flurio

#FlatLifeMatters

sa r dran 24

Flat is plain. P-erfectly L-fine A-nd I-kinda N-sexy

Jeffery Tarpley

'Member guys, pizza is the food equivalent of unlimited potential, sooooo limitless, people started putting pineapple on it. So when you compare yourself to a pizza, whatever your topping, you are bound to have someone that's gonna love the shit ou of you.

lazerwaffle

My life-long friend, who is a girl, (a guy that has a friend that's a girl, crazy right) says to tell you she low-key feels attacked. I'm not allowed to say why. We both say lol and good job. Defend the smol ones✊

Kurohime

Remember everyone, pizza gets the cheese too

Joshua R

An ass like a pizza box? Good thing I'm addicted to the za - lemme get a slice!

JayFamTWH

Big tits small tits. Tits are tits and everyone loves them.

Noice

Flat girls need love too

Joshua

Thank you

June


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