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❤️ 😈 Your Personal Demon 😈 ❤️ [F4A] [Sassy Demoness] [Corrupting You] [Who Am I?] [I’m Your Manifested Anxieties, But I’ve Got Tits] [Playful & Teasing] [Only You Can See Me, But I See All] [Including Your Deepest Desires & Your Most Crippling Insecurities] [Wholesome Degeneracy] [Warning: Dark Humor]

“You know some demons aren’t even that cute.”

Anxiety, depression, the inability to talk to women -

She's got you covered. 

“I mean, I’ve at least got that going for me, right?”

...

Your Personal Demon Series:

PART ONE:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/your-personal-am-46398204

PART TWO:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/48171791

PART THREE:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/48530564

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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio 

Comments

Is it bad that the first thing that came to mind when she said "hey can a demon girl come up in yo crib?" Was "Girl fuck you I'll see you at work" (for those who dont get it, I'm referencing Lamar roasting Franklin from GTA 5)

Blaze of the Razgriz squadron

The Emperor protects! Let the horrors of the warp be banished by His inquisition as we purify the Emperor's realm!

Russian Oligarch Billionaire

The Ordo Malleus is on its way, loyal Citizen

Stollkoloss

Ah yes, another reminder of how useless and alone I'll always be. Perfect

Chase Meadows

Now she is an absolute bastard. I'd like to see a few more stories with her, but with the ultimate goal of the listener managing to either stare her down or get one over on her.

Mike Taylor

I don't know how you did this but i recognized some of my thoughts in this "inner demon" (translated in french because baguette). Well done, good job and thank you for what you are doing (and maybe keep going but that's your call not ours).

toto

Was not expecting to enjoy this as much as I did, but the thought of a personal sassy demoness actually makes me happy somehow. It helps when the "devilishly sexy tumour" line makes me burst out in laughter. Thank you!

Alexandre (Zeissenam)

tea, if you decide to make this a series, i really like the idea of improving yourself out of spite. like the demon manifesting in a physical form actually has the opposite of the intended effect and the protagonist slowly makes their life better *purely* because they hate the bastard so much.

EMP

Love this.

Katherine

Same though. 😅

Scarida Ghostly

"Maybe I can fill you with anxiety? Depression? Childhood trauma/shame?" I've already got all of that, thanks. 😅

Scarida Ghostly

It sounds like you had a blast recording this one! Great work as always, Tea! Thank you.

Saint

Sorry you feel that way, lovely. I personally thought it was apt. I’ve often felt like I’ve had demons in my head whenever I’ve been depressed, like it was almost like I had no say in it (much like a possession). Maybe it’s just my experience. And the wholesome part was that the demon, though sent to lead the listener to the dark side, does have a genuine affection for humans, including the listener. Maybe this one wasn’t for everyone. I just like dark humour. I’ve put that in the tags now. Hope you like the next one and thank you for your comment 👍

TeacupAudio

I'm calling the Inquisition. The Emperor would not approve lmao

Russian Oligarch Billionaire

This was hilarious to listen to, loved the description of the lady coming down the way to make the listener feel more awkward about eye contact

Richard Hardslab

GTA reference lol

cuba bush

Well that was disturbing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nosscheech

Honestly was expecting at some point in the title to go from sassy to... Oh no you're overwhelmed...

Jason

This would seriously have me wondering if I was either losing my mind from schizophrenia or the world really thinks I'm that desperate for a woman. I really like the car noises in the background.

Jeremy Knight

Sassy Demoness Tea: "Initiating inability to speak in 3, 2, 1..." (snaps) Me: "Oh, so it's your fault that keeps happening? Good to know. Fair warning, not even you are masochistic enough to enjoy the payback I have in mind."

Blindluck92

"Hell no! Unless you get rid of that Yee Yee ass haircut"

Vaulthunter_JB

*Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*

Maxfield Grassy

A personal demon, just for me? Oh my... I am intrigued

Mranqueetas

To quote Troy "I have the weirdest boner."

The Professor

I laughed so hard I fell on the floor from that opening. Thank you for making my day.

Parker Palmer

i like how the first 15 seconds already had me laughing because i did not expect that reference here xd

Nicpix

I laughed entirely way too hard at this.

Sparko

I would corrupt it. Nothing can corrupt me I am too far gone...

Darkai

If this my all my anxiety given form I'll take more

Loganhunter2

Sexy Demonic Being? That's all mine? That's manifested from all my trauma, depression, shame(lol imagine me with shame) hahaha Someone is in danger and its not me hehehehehehe

Jmann1892

AunTea is on a roll. Can't even deal!

JamaicanMeCrazy

A demon born of *my* anxities? I'm not sure I'd survive coitus with such an entity...

Jacob Griffith

Tea, this is too much. I can't handle this many bangers back to back like this.

Elijah King

Thank you

June


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