❤️ 😈 Your Personal Demon 😈 ❤️ [F4A] [Sassy Demoness] [Corrupting You] [Who Am I?] [I’m Your Manifested Anxieties, But I’ve Got Tits] [Playful & Teasing] [Only You Can See Me, But I See All] [Including Your Deepest Desires & Your Most Crippling Insecurities] [Wholesome Degeneracy] [Warning: Dark Humor]
Added 2021-01-19 21:00:04 +0000 UTC“You know some demons aren’t even that cute.”
Anxiety, depression, the inability to talk to women -
She's got you covered.
“I mean, I’ve at least got that going for me, right?”
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Your Personal Demon Series:
► PART ONE:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/your-personal-am-46398204
PART TWO:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/48171791
PART THREE:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/48530564
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
Comments
Is it bad that the first thing that came to mind when she said "hey can a demon girl come up in yo crib?" Was "Girl fuck you I'll see you at work" (for those who dont get it, I'm referencing Lamar roasting Franklin from GTA 5)
Blaze of the Razgriz squadron
2021-01-26 14:51:33 +0000 UTCThe Emperor protects! Let the horrors of the warp be banished by His inquisition as we purify the Emperor's realm!
Russian Oligarch Billionaire
2021-01-25 07:31:16 +0000 UTCThe Ordo Malleus is on its way, loyal Citizen
Stollkoloss
2021-01-24 23:42:09 +0000 UTCAh yes, another reminder of how useless and alone I'll always be. Perfect
Chase Meadows
2021-01-24 09:19:06 +0000 UTCNow she is an absolute bastard. I'd like to see a few more stories with her, but with the ultimate goal of the listener managing to either stare her down or get one over on her.
Mike Taylor
2021-01-21 06:33:22 +0000 UTCI don't know how you did this but i recognized some of my thoughts in this "inner demon" (translated in french because baguette). Well done, good job and thank you for what you are doing (and maybe keep going but that's your call not ours).
toto
2021-01-20 17:51:49 +0000 UTCWas not expecting to enjoy this as much as I did, but the thought of a personal sassy demoness actually makes me happy somehow. It helps when the "devilishly sexy tumour" line makes me burst out in laughter. Thank you!
Alexandre (Zeissenam)
2021-01-20 17:01:28 +0000 UTCtea, if you decide to make this a series, i really like the idea of improving yourself out of spite. like the demon manifesting in a physical form actually has the opposite of the intended effect and the protagonist slowly makes their life better *purely* because they hate the bastard so much.
EMP
2021-01-20 16:59:53 +0000 UTCLove this.
Katherine
2021-01-20 14:56:43 +0000 UTCSame though. 😅
Scarida Ghostly
2021-01-20 14:29:22 +0000 UTC"Maybe I can fill you with anxiety? Depression? Childhood trauma/shame?" I've already got all of that, thanks. 😅
Scarida Ghostly
2021-01-20 14:27:09 +0000 UTCIt sounds like you had a blast recording this one! Great work as always, Tea! Thank you.
Saint
2021-01-20 13:45:52 +0000 UTCSorry you feel that way, lovely. I personally thought it was apt. I’ve often felt like I’ve had demons in my head whenever I’ve been depressed, like it was almost like I had no say in it (much like a possession). Maybe it’s just my experience. And the wholesome part was that the demon, though sent to lead the listener to the dark side, does have a genuine affection for humans, including the listener. Maybe this one wasn’t for everyone. I just like dark humour. I’ve put that in the tags now. Hope you like the next one and thank you for your comment 👍
TeacupAudio
2021-01-20 07:23:48 +0000 UTCI'm calling the Inquisition. The Emperor would not approve lmao
Russian Oligarch Billionaire
2021-01-20 05:27:15 +0000 UTCThis was hilarious to listen to, loved the description of the lady coming down the way to make the listener feel more awkward about eye contact
Richard Hardslab
2021-01-20 02:21:48 +0000 UTCGTA reference lol
cuba bush
2021-01-20 01:40:05 +0000 UTCWell that was disturbing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nosscheech
2021-01-20 00:44:07 +0000 UTCHonestly was expecting at some point in the title to go from sassy to... Oh no you're overwhelmed...
Jason
2021-01-19 23:53:16 +0000 UTCThis would seriously have me wondering if I was either losing my mind from schizophrenia or the world really thinks I'm that desperate for a woman. I really like the car noises in the background.
Jeremy Knight
2021-01-19 23:08:10 +0000 UTCSassy Demoness Tea: "Initiating inability to speak in 3, 2, 1..." (snaps) Me: "Oh, so it's your fault that keeps happening? Good to know. Fair warning, not even you are masochistic enough to enjoy the payback I have in mind."
Blindluck92
2021-01-19 22:56:23 +0000 UTC"Hell no! Unless you get rid of that Yee Yee ass haircut"
Vaulthunter_JB
2021-01-19 22:44:06 +0000 UTC*Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
Maxfield Grassy
2021-01-19 22:29:03 +0000 UTCA personal demon, just for me? Oh my... I am intrigued
Mranqueetas
2021-01-19 21:37:21 +0000 UTCTo quote Troy "I have the weirdest boner."
The Professor
2021-01-19 21:35:03 +0000 UTCI laughed so hard I fell on the floor from that opening. Thank you for making my day.
Parker Palmer
2021-01-19 21:32:09 +0000 UTCi like how the first 15 seconds already had me laughing because i did not expect that reference here xd
Nicpix
2021-01-19 21:19:40 +0000 UTCI laughed entirely way too hard at this.
Sparko
2021-01-19 21:14:38 +0000 UTCI would corrupt it. Nothing can corrupt me I am too far gone...
Darkai
2021-01-19 21:13:06 +0000 UTCIf this my all my anxiety given form I'll take more
Loganhunter2
2021-01-19 21:10:29 +0000 UTCSexy Demonic Being? That's all mine? That's manifested from all my trauma, depression, shame(lol imagine me with shame) hahaha Someone is in danger and its not me hehehehehehe
Jmann1892
2021-01-19 21:09:40 +0000 UTCAunTea is on a roll. Can't even deal!
JamaicanMeCrazy
2021-01-19 21:06:46 +0000 UTCA demon born of *my* anxities? I'm not sure I'd survive coitus with such an entity...
Jacob Griffith
2021-01-19 21:03:44 +0000 UTCTea, this is too much. I can't handle this many bangers back to back like this.
Elijah King
2021-01-19 21:01:52 +0000 UTCThank you
June
2021-01-19 21:01:01 +0000 UTC