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❤️ The Shy Pervert Blog ❤️ [First Snippet of My Blog] [To Be Continued Soon]

So, there’s something peculiar about me that I feel we ought to establish. I love to connect with people, but at a distance.

I love offering snippets of thought, feeling, excitement, passion, and whatever else a true degenerate can feel, and then setting them free into the Wild West that is the internet. I love being able to do this whilst I’ve just gotten out of the shower, whilst my boob falls out from the towel, whilst my dog is licking leftover shaving cream from my legs. I love being able to do that, whilst I am still perfectly safe in my own little life.

Maybe this is because I want my cake and eat it too, maybe it’s the fallout of a traumatic childhood, or maybe it’s just what works for me. I’m not a psychologist or even particularly intelligent, but at the end of the day, does it really matter? To me, not so much. What matters is that, hopefully, somebody out there relates, responds, or even just feels slightly less alone by reading the stuff that I post.

And if that’s the case, then I’m a little more hopeful about making this blog. 

So, with that out of the way, my name is Tea, and I am The Shy Pervert. 

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To be continued.

Comments

The Internet isn't a Wild West, not even close, not anymore. If you want to know what it was like in the "good bad old days" you have to go to some of the more obscure websites where there are only a few rules, none of which have to do with what you post. But most people are too sensitive to tolerate that level of freedom and the uncomfortable stuff that comes with it and like to pretend the modern Internet is somehow free when it hasn't been for a while now.

Shy pervs rise up Now that I’ve reread that actually don’t. Or do just do it with respect for others

Klr Tako

So are we all just gunna ignore the shaving cream thing or.... 🤣

Broken crown

Not shy but definitely a pervert after working for the government for thirty years. Who wouldn’t be. Warped sense of humor too.

George Folds

Love knowing more about the person I'm talkin to and supporting! Got a feeling that this blog is gonna turn out to be really fun!

German Wulf3

That sounds wonderful, Tea! I am looking forward to your posts for this blog! (🌸^‿^)

Luneilli

to be completely honest I am not much of a pervert. Even so expressing one's self while feeling comfortable and safe is something I think we can all understand, I'm sure we all have that one desire we want to Express without that feeling in your stomach that makes you feel uncomfortable or uneasy.

to be completely honest I am not much of a pervert. Even so expressing one's self while feeling comfortable and safe is something I think we can all understand, I'm sure we all have that one desire we want to Express without that feeling in your stomach that makes you feel uncomfortable or uneasy.

to be completely honest I am not much of a pervert. Even so expressing one's self while feeling comfortable and safe is something I think we can all understand, I'm sure we all have that one desire we want to Express without that feeling in your stomach that makes you feel uncomfortable or uneasy.

Poggers

I really like where you're going with this Tea. Perverted and wholesome at the same time. Please continue, if you're willing and able.

Joseph Brown

You're not the only shy pervert out there. But probably more free in what you can do than me ^^ And yes, it's relateable, and it also makes me fell less alone. I'm definitely looking forward to more of your shy pervert stories <3

Arvel

Base is home. Excellent blog, Tea!

Paladin_Frost

Hard Agree

Paladin_Frost

The Shy Pervert Blog. Strangely wholesome while being degen af. I like it.

Haruto

Whoa! What words! We look forward to seeing more of them in your blog. Thank you for your sincerity.

VitAnyaNaked

Looking forward to future posts! :D

NotMyName

I am already looking forward to this, based on that intro. I think a LOT of people will relate!

SeanH

I have never related to a vibe more than this post, Tea. <3

phoenix

Pervert...yes

Neon Braker

As time goes on and you like your blog, I think it would be awesome to listen to you, kind of ASMR style, read some of your blog to us on here.

Ryan Rainey

Can't wait for part two. And as always Tea your outlook and insight knows no bounds.

Sheridan Dancer

This is so exciting!!

The Jolly Dane

I can absolutely relate to that. The freedom and safety of the home, combined with the community of the internet. It can be fairly pleasant at time.

Michael Miller

I enjoy reading what tea thought about anything..it’s interesting for me how she can make everyone relatable to things she says

This just sounds perfectly human all things considered.

Frosting the Birthday Clown

Hey, I'm a shy pervert too. Nice to know that that's a relatable feeling. Will your blog be able to show the videos as well as the character art. They are much better that way.

Foxtrot

"Shy Pervert"... totally relate

Joel

"Shy Pervert" lol I love it

Jacob Griffith

Bravo, excellent, love it!

The Jolly Dane

i think that's normal (to me at least) and i like the idea of this blog ^^

Lilah

Thank you

June

I love reading your snippets or pinches of positivity, cause i always hear your voice in my head when i do. Makes me feel comfortable and more relaxed.

Togles

As i was reading i really had a feeling this was gonna be about something else but it was a very happy post an i like it :)

Brandon

This is great, can't wait for more!

Pyrocent

Well now, this gives a lot want for more. Please give us more cookies for this tea

Camilo Iribarren

I know it's just a fragment but I want to read more. good luck with the blog. <3

peanutbutterxxx

You had me at boobs

Reigen Arataka

Love how it is going I can’t Wait for the next one

Squirrle team 6

I am just perverted enough to love the boob falling out (although I might just have to make sure the towel falls all the way to the floor 😈), but I respect your intellect, your feelings, your current and future growth, Tea. Just know you are among friends and you are cared for. 💛

Bear

Not joking, the first thing I’ve actually read and I love it and enjoyed reading it (very pathetic of me lol)

Such wholesome perversion!

AudioFreak

Your content and posts like this do help me Tea. And not feeling as lonely is the right way to put it since if you're the shy pervert then you can consider me the repressed one.

Frohawk

Your dog eats shaving cream ? That's... some peculiar taste

Leve Jürgensen

Will be looking forward to next part.

Antoni

This looks to be very interesting

Zack

I’m soooo looking forward to this. Great job, Tea! 😍

Bella

Aaaaaaand I am on board. Looking forward to reading the rest of this. 👍

Savage Dragon

I know this blog is going to be amazing if just a snippet is like this

I think Imma like this

Mranqueetas

You ever thought about actually writing stories and stuff? You have a really active and creative imagination, and it seems like something you could really be good at.

Oooooh yes, i’m actually curious and excited for this!

Konstantin Nuridzhanyan

First i just love to read more about how you have stuff to say on maybe on yourself or just anything in general even if this is the first part love you tea 💜

Peachy The Plump

I like where this is going

ACN Kingz


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