April 2023 Drabbles

The Adventures of the Great Alloy.

“So Alloy, we meet again.”

In a seemingly ordinary city, an extraordinary day was happening as the city’s resident hero, the Armour-clad Alloy, fought against one of the seemingly infinite villains and ne'er-do-wells that seemed to spawn within the city. Today he went up against one of the more unique villains, though not as crazy as the Sewer-Rat.

The Chef was standing in the street amid a crowd of bloated blimps of men, who seemed to have been officers if their torn clothing was to be believed. The portly man was dressed in the traditional uniform of a chef as he held up platters of food, the masses wobbling before they hopped off the plates and fed themselves to the blimped men, steadily growing them out further. The Chef laughed as the sentient food he crafted worked on fattening the men into proper hogs.

“Not so fast, Chef. For you face the city’s greatest hero.” The metal-suited man said, landing down with his signature hero landing before standing tall, cutting an impressive figure. The confident Alloy stood, arms raised in flex as he knew the cameras of both pedestrians and the city itself were catching him in all his glory. Opening his mouth to begin his usual monologue on heroes with a shameless plug for his business, Alloy found himself interrupted as something mushy was forcing itself through the mouth guard of his helmet and into his mouth. The hero was forced to swallow the oddly sweet, gooey concoction as he struggled to keep from choking.

“My Alloy, didn’t your parents ever tell you not to leave your mouth open? Especially when you’re showing off.” The Chef said with a chuckle, watching his sentient food get to work on the boastful hero. This time a seeming flan-like monster forced its way into the hero’s mouth. Alloy could only struggle and swallow down the creation, his hands uselessly swiping through the jelly-like food as its effect began to take hold of him. His metallic armour began to strain and audible groan as the hero within moaned deeply through the mouthfuls of flan. The metal armour warped before starting to snap off, exposing wiring and the swelling, pale flab of the hero. The first panels to bend and explode off the hero’s form were those around his ass and waist, unable to cope against the fattening globes that were his ass cheeks. His thickening thighs followed suit along with the burgeoning bulge that was his belly.

The Chef and the stunned citizens could only watch as the city’s resident hero swelled up like a water balloon, armour panels popping off him as he kept growing more and more, gradually outgrowing the once form-fitting suit. The blimp that was Alloy landed backwards on his car-sized ass as he was left without the suit he had worked on, clad only in a pair of stretched-out briefs, that struggled to contain his wobbling mass, and his helmet. Though the metal face guard had broken off under his eyes, his cheeks looked more fitting for a chipmunk with their bloated stuffed size.

“Well well, seems my latest batch has helped make you the biggest by a large margin,” The Chef said as he came up to the swollen hero’s body, pressing against the drooping blimp of a gut that alone rivalled the sizes of the other blimped men. Alloy could only pant and belch as he tried to lift his arms, though the heavy sacks of fat were easily heavier than the chubby villain himself.

“Of course,” The Chef began, reaching up to cup one of Alloy’s hefty moobs, barely getting a hand to cover the engorged nipple. “Why stop here?”

“With that, he snapped the chubby fingers of his free hand, summoning more of his fattening sentient food. The masses formed a wave as they made their way towards the trapped hero’s mouth.

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Uncle, I Blew Up My Boyfriend.

“Sam, what did you do?”

Sam froze, biting back a curse as he stood up from the device he had been trying to work on. Turning around, he faced his uncle who was staring beyond the slim man.

“Hey, Uncle Jack. Well, we’ve cleared out your basement and brought everything to the yard.” Sam said, putting on a strained smile as he tried to keep his nerves under control. His uncle finally tore his eyes from where he was staring to glare at Sam, an incredulous look on his face.

“Sam… I’m talking about that literal giant of a man that destroyed my house and is taking over most of the block!” The scientist said, voice cracking as he gestured towards the hill-sized man that was now crushing the houses that had stood along the street. The vast amount of fat spread out gradually and uprooted trees that fell against the blubber, the giant’s thick legs spreading forward with car-sized feet breaking through the houses in front. Sam sighed, trying to find the words to explain what had happened before the ground shook, the massive giant letting out a booming belch that resonated around for miles. The explosion of gas saw the giant’s blubber-packed form to wobble and spread out further.

“Sam… I’m still… URRRPPP… Growing…”  A deep voice called up by the giant, his fat face framed with a thick neck and chins that were more rings of fat.

“Well… when we were cleaning out the machines in the basement, Dylan got hit by one of them that had turned on. At first, he shrunk down and when I tried to reverse it to get him to normal… well, this happened.” Sam explained, gesturing towards the morbidly obese giant that was his boyfriend. Looking at his uncle, Sam watched the older man’s face seem to go through the stages of grief before shaking his head.

“You didn’t toggle the green switch?” The scientist asked, sighing at Sam’s confused look before he tossed aside his messenger bag. The older man moved towards the device Sam had been trying to work out. The ground kept shaking as the massive giant groaned and let out more booming belches as his blubbery boat swelled out more and more. The steady flood of fat was forcing the two men to step back to keep from being smothered under the encroaching fat.

“Okay, this should work now.” Jack said, closing a panel before activating the device. The two men watched as a beam of light shot out from the device at Dylan. Watching his boyfriend’s body wobble about before he began to contract and shrink down… for a second.

Almost immediately, Dylan groaned before he began to swell out again, growing faster than before as Sam and Jack found themselves picked up by the rolling waves of fat, managing to get on top as the blubbery rolls swelled out more and more. The small men watched the fat spread out, wobbling under them as they saw Dylan grow out more and more, easily encroaching mountain size as they found themselves unable to see all of the giant’s body.