Talking Simpsons - Bart of Darkness
Added 2017-07-26 05:06:09 +0000 UTCSeason six is here, though this episode should've aired three months earlier? Learn why there was a delay, how the hosts spent their childhood summers, and the harrowing tale of Henry once breaking his arm on this week's early podcast!
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Nice shout-out from Henry to The Toast. Nearly every week I cry a little tear now that the sites no longer being updated. The specific article about Martin can be found here <a href="http://the-toast.net/2014/08/06/martin-princes-finest-moments/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://the-toast.net/2014/08/06/martin-princes-finest-moments/</a> . But everything they've ever written about The Simpsons is pretty amazing.
2017-07-30 15:05:53 +0000 UTCIn the vein of Henry's injury story, a childhood friend's summer injury was the only time I've ever seen someone laugh until they peed themselves. I didn't see (let's call him) D over the months off from class because he and his family took a road trip in an RV. He and his sister came back to class the first day with D in a pretty wicked looking cast, on crutches, and bruised to shit. I think I specifically asked him if something like this episode had ruined his summer and that's when his sister began DYING, and told the story in gasps: they had come home and they had to pull down the little satellite dish from the top of the RV. D got up there, decided he was going to wall-kick down like some sort of ninja, and proceeded to SNAP HIS LEG ON THE FIRST TRIANGLE KICK and bounced back and forth between the wall of the house and the RV, over and over, until he landed. She was cracking up because as she put it: "THERE WAS ONLY THIS MUCH ROOM BETWEEN THE TWO!" and she held her hands about 2-3 feet apart. He was the reddest I've ever seen a man, and she literally pissed herself on the first day of school and found it worth it.
Sibyl Arnett
2017-07-30 11:08:37 +0000 UTC
