Talking Mission Hill - Stories of Hope and Forgiveness (or Day of the Jackass)
Added 2020-06-26 04:00:02 +0000 UTCIt's time for the 9/11 episode of Mission Hill that was meant to air before 9/11! Okay, it's not really about 9/11; instead, it tells a story of our cast of Cosmopolis characters dealing with a world tragedy that wraps up in a single day, because it was the '90s and we assumed that's how things would go. Andy finds himself with a celebrity date for the Grammys, Posey nearly reaches enlightenment, and Toby almost catches rabies in the 24-hour tale of a world gone awry. Now sit back and listen, and get ready for Josh Weinstein's greatest performance to date!
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Michael Branson
2020-06-27 13:56:26 +0000 UTCThis site has a few Mission Hill things for sell. I ordered the Kevin poster.
Michael Branson
2020-06-27 13:56:07 +0000 UTCIf I may, I would like to re-construct the geo-political events of this episode. At some point earlier, a couple weeks or maybe even just a day or two prior, the US accidentally bombed a petting zoo. In response, radical residents and sympathizers of said nation performed retaliatory acts of terrorism, such as occupying a compound in Oregon and taking over a cruise ship or two. The US then raided the compound and used the Blackhawk helicopters to raid the ships, and one of the people rescued was Dennis Rodman. This, in turn, resulted in outrage across the world as many people though it an absurd use of force by the US, including other world leaders. Dennis Rodman and other celebrities then felt it was there time to shine and make grand speeches, since, as Kevin outs it, politicians were the ones who got us into this mess. At some point, the phrase "money for liquor" enters the fray. I can't be 100% sure, but I'd like to think that this was the result of a lot of US citizens taking a hard look at the military budget and finding a LOT of questionable purchases, one of which could be summarized as "money for liquor," and this, instead of the actual ACTIONS of the US military, became the rallying call of Natalie and her hippy associates, instead of the more pressing matter of the United States just being the "world police" and bombing who and whatever it wanted. So then the entire world is on a knife's edge as the US is potentially going to go to war with a country that IT accidentally bombed in the first place, with none of our usual allies supporting us, until Becca Michelle Butterfield then gave her infamous "Fruit Cup" speech.
Andrew Bouvier
2020-06-27 01:02:21 +0000 UTCI’ve never known anyone who owned a Miata; the only thing that I know that car from is the NewsRadio episode Xmas Story where Mr. James buys everyone except Matthew a Miata for Christmas. It’s a good comedy car name I guess; it is fun to say.
Brian Hortin
2020-06-26 22:51:26 +0000 UTCThe “crispety, crunchety, chocolatey” slogan for Kit Kat on the school news was a reference to Butterfinger, right? I don’t remember Kit Kat ever having a similar slogan, but we all know “crispety, crunchety, peanut-buttery” from Bart’s favorite candy the Butterfinger.
Brian Hortin
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Cody C.
2020-06-26 19:51:26 +0000 UTCI've always been a fan of the "two leagues in every sport" idea. one league is pure, the other is chock full of so many steroids and HGH that would make Barry Bonds look like a string bean. I want to see how far we can push humans to the limit!
mavrick
2020-06-26 18:13:06 +0000 UTCWhile Lance Armstrong is a dirtbag who cheated a lot and ruined the lives and careers of multiple people while trying to cover it up, the other riders can't be too angry about it because most of them were cheating too. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doping_at_the_Tour_de_France People have always cheated in the Tour de France, even the first one! It's the proudest tradition the event has. I'm sure the event organizers are just worried about losing sponsors or something, but they might as well drop the pretense and adopt Futurama-style mandatory steroids.
Echo Cimarron
2020-06-26 11:15:07 +0000 UTC
