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Added 2024-12-10 20:37:45 +0000 UTC"Okay," Harry said, taking in a deep breath as he stared across the courtyard at Voldemort who stood there, glaring hatefully back at him. Harry knew deep in his heart, in his very soul, that this would be the last stand, the last fight.
Voldemort stood there, his loyal death eaters standing behind him and cheering him on. Meanwhile, Harry had his own friends behind his back along with the population of Hogwarts. Their very presence lifted his spirits.
"Any advice before I do this?" Harry asked them.
"Elbows up and knees loose, mate," Ron said helpfully.
"Always keep your wand in front of you and don't be scared," Hermione told him.
"Never give up, Harry!" Ginny cheered.
"Believe in yourself," Neville added.
"Remember, it's stun, stun and then disarm," Bill Weasley added.
"I personally think that you should remember the ancient teachings of Sun Tsu, author of the 'art of war'," Luna said in her typical dreamy voice.
"Oh yeah, what's that?" Harry couldn't help but ask. Luna gave him an intense look, as if trying to decide if he was worthy of the knowledge that she was considering passing on. After a moment, she took a breath and told him.
"Do 'em dirty. Do 'em dirty in front of they whole squad,"
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"Fair enough," Harry shrugged before pointing his wand at Voldemort. "AVADA KA-GET FUCKED!"
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(A.N) I offer no explanations for this.
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Draco Pendragon
2024-12-12 17:43:13 +0000 UTCHere's a fanfiction idea that I have. PJO x God of War crossover prompt (What if Percy was Kratos's reincarnation) Percy from a young age, has always been stronger than most children. When arriving at camp half-blood he can't seem to find a weapon that fits him. While walking over to the lake and wondering why he isn't good with any of the weapons stored at camp half-blood. Then suddenly as if something is tugging at him. Something is reaching out to him as if it wants to be with him. He reaches out to the something that tugs on him. He sticks out his hand and not long after, said something comes flying out of the lake and hits his hand. When he moved his eyes to see what he had caught, he saw a massive two handed battle axe. (The leviathan axe) As soon as he feels the power flowing through the axe and into him, he knows that it belongs to him. When angered, it is said that Percy has a reddish aura surrounding him and is known to pummel his enemy's into the ground while bare hand. Ship: Percy x Thalia Also for some reason when around Percy, the God's of Olympus get extremely nervous. But they don't know why... Except for for Athena that is.
WolfKing
2024-12-11 10:41:31 +0000 UTCTruly the most devastating of spells. Deadly not only to the body but also to the ego.
Erinnyes
2024-12-10 23:26:26 +0000 UTCWell, talk about random today
REDwolf28
2024-12-10 21:56:37 +0000 UTCLmao 😂
BN7234
2024-12-10 20:47:54 +0000 UTCWhat the fuck
James Shay
2024-12-10 20:38:32 +0000 UTC
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