Bros will be bros (3)

Jake: So what happened to you Coach?

David: Yeah, why are you so small and moody?

Coach Sanchez: The fucking "Balding Eagles" is what happened!, they did something and shrunk me while you idiots where partying.

Jake: What!? Those sore losers!!

David: Wow! and how did they do it?

Coach Sanchez: How am I supposed to know? All I remember is....well....that's none of your business! 

Jake: ...ok, so what do we do know?

David: I know we can give him one of these pills the guys use to make their muscles grow and...

David: Sure coach...I'll get it for you, just don't open the gallery app.

Coach Sanchez: Why would I want to see pictures of your dick!? Hurry and get the damn phone.

David went back to his locker to get his phone.

Jake: So...why Dick Pig?

Coach Sanchez: What??

Jake: Your chest...

Coach Sanchez: Oh....those idiots thought it'll be funny to shave my whole body and....write this in my chest.

Jake: and what's with the ass smell?

Coach Sanchez: Damn! You ask way too many questions son....ok, I was inside the ass of one of the Balding Eagles guys, happy?

David: Here's the phone coach, who are you going to call?

Jake: Brick? wouldn't be better to call someone I don't know....intelligent? I mean I love the guy but there's a reason we call him brick.

Coach Sanchez: That's exactly why I'm calling him, he's the only one who can follow my commands without making stupid questions.

David places the phone on the floor so the Coach can make the call.

Coach Sanchez: Come on...pick up the damn phone 

Brick: Hello?

Coach Sanchez: Brick this it your Coach, we have an emergency, listen carefully...

The coach proceeds to explain what happened to Brick on the phone...after a few tries finally he seems to understand what happened.

Brick: What do you want me to do Coach?

Coach Sanchez: I have a plan to make them pay for this. I need you to...