Grrl Power #892 - The most valuable hostage
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Alright, I messed up and hit publish which means you guys already got emails with the comic, so no point in keeping it locked away.
For the record, I think Muppets were primarily felt overtop of foam, but I could be wrong about that.
I'm sure this is not recognized police procedure, but it turns out that blowing off Maxima's clothes is a good way to really annoy her.
Mid-combat banter is a bad idea. Don't take your eyes off the Apex superheroine while you introduce yourself, especially one with super speed. It's all about timing.
This is another reason for Max to carry a gun. It would technically be far more dangerous for her to point a finger at the guy's junk, or even grab it, but… it might convey the wrong message.
Comments
It worked for RoboCop, after all.
2020-11-16 03:23:22 +0000 UTCMaxima: How'd you like your name to be Eünüch?
Shyster
2020-11-15 03:47:54 +0000 UTCOh Maxima, you get right to the point don't you? And persuasive.
Alex
2020-11-14 11:43:22 +0000 UTCThe facial expression and tiny text had me laughing out loud first thing at work this morning... excellent.
Ian Felts
2020-11-13 01:50:35 +0000 UTCOr Sydney punched her and knocked her out.
Marc Vun Kannon
2020-11-12 22:53:32 +0000 UTCI still love that movie, dammit.
akrasia
2020-11-12 21:42:59 +0000 UTCAnyone else notice Amorphous empathetically protecting the family jewels? XD
Dane Filemyr
2020-11-12 17:55:56 +0000 UTCAdmittedly I had to scale down Max's hand and gun a tiny bit to make it fit in the frame. I suppose I could have just had the barrel there, but I wanted to make sure people understood what they were seeing.
Dave Barrack
2020-11-12 17:15:10 +0000 UTCI'm not sure if you messed up the proportions or if he's supposed to have enough meat to put a horse to shame.
L Pedersen
2020-11-12 15:49:14 +0000 UTCShould make for a compelling preview.
Dave Barrack
2020-11-12 14:18:57 +0000 UTCIt would have been great if Brüt just fired Hench Wench and she flopped from accumulated damage....
Ascender
2020-11-12 14:16:12 +0000 UTCI'm waiting for him to tell hench wench "Well then you're fired" and there go her powers.
Bowoodstock
2020-11-12 13:29:01 +0000 UTCSo Brut is crazy (messing with Max's clothes) but not insane (desiring to keep his Family Jewels intact).
Stan
2020-11-12 11:22:35 +0000 UTC"Do you mean to tell me you could have ended this combat sequence at any time?" "No, only when it was funny."
Marc Vun Kannon
2020-11-12 11:07:14 +0000 UTCOh that last panel....it’s nice to know he still has a flinch reaction to, certain stimuli!
Steven Thomas
2020-11-12 08:01:09 +0000 UTChis power seems to involve bypassing barriers, like how he just punched through the alien girl's shield and then phased grenades inside of max's clothes
Aclys
2020-11-12 07:35:07 +0000 UTCI'm still unclear how Brüt got those grenades on Max. Was it him at all? If one of the bad guys can teleport objects, placing Brüt's banana hammock under arrest might become less compelling when Max's gun is blown out of her hand.
akrasia
2020-11-12 06:54:51 +0000 UTCAs Sir Terry Pratchett once famously put it, "If you have them by the... /attention/... their hearts and minds will follow."
Rens
2020-11-12 06:47:05 +0000 UTC"Displays great enthusiasm for her job". -- gotta work on those CV polishing skills...
Rens
2020-11-12 06:45:58 +0000 UTCAt least Brut is not a total moron.
Mark Nach
2020-11-12 05:57:50 +0000 UTCI just realize something, when it shows up in Facebook... It'll be the three middle panels...
John
2020-11-12 05:27:32 +0000 UTCat that range does it matter?
Martin Croft
2020-11-12 05:19:14 +0000 UTCReminds me of Rufus in Dogma. “Hey! What I just did gave me a F’n migraine! If you don’t pipe down I’m gonna yank your sack off like a paper towel.”
Jeremy
2020-11-12 05:15:46 +0000 UTCAt that range, the bullet will not go where the laser points. Just sayin'.
Town Crier
2020-11-12 05:12:23 +0000 UTCPretty sure Mr. Amorphous is uncomfortable too. Most dudes even seeing that situation are cupping their crotch going "oh hell no"...
2020-11-12 05:11:15 +0000 UTCHench Wench seems a mite too excitable given the current situation.
Kenneth Winkelman
2020-11-12 05:10:21 +0000 UTCThe sixth panel is still making me squirm in discomfort.
Phillip Hollweck
2020-11-12 05:07:23 +0000 UTCOh dont fret it. Think of it like a early gift.
Wings of Genesis
2020-11-12 05:04:50 +0000 UTC
