Grrl Power #893 - I'ma punch you so hard...
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I would apologize for this page, but the middle two panels make me laugh every time.
People talk a bit talk about sticking a boot up someone's ass so far they can taste leather, but you know what, if they actually did it, they'd probably freak out pretty hard.
- I'll whoop your ass so fast if you blink you'll die in the dark.
- I'll knock your teeth so far down your throat the next time you sit on a bowl of milk duds you'll have to be careful not to lose a filling! (<-- This is a Sydney special)
- I'll stick my foot so far up your ass, Red Foreman will be like "Yikes!"
- I will slap you so hard you'll be able to get my fortune told. Cause... my handprint will be on your cheek, see?
- I will slap you so hard, you'll be like "Hey, stop."
What's the best fight ridiculous threat you've heard?
Comments
Reminds me of Beetlejuice
Ramsey Haddad
2021-03-01 16:34:18 +0000 UTCWhen she is leaning forward with her finger up like that, I keep thinking of the computer program from the first Jurassic Park. Mini cartoon Nedry saying "Ah ah ah. You didn't say the magic word!"
Levi Hatton
2020-11-27 00:31:53 +0000 UTC2 lines I legit used. "Dont make me get my axe" and "I WILL CURE THE WATER ON YOUR KNEE"
TikkTik
2020-11-18 05:06:02 +0000 UTCJust fire her already!
Bryce Maryott
2020-11-17 22:40:03 +0000 UTC"What are you lookin' at? I'm gonna click you in your eye!" Had me in tears. I dunno why. I heard a small fry with Napoleon complex say this to a jock in my English class in high school. "Touch my shoulder again and feel death. Touch me anywhere else and you'll wish for it." - My tae-kwon-do-brown-belt-owning wife to a disgusting middle manager who liked to talk to boobs instead of faces.
Lia
2020-11-17 02:51:57 +0000 UTC"I'm gonna pull your lungs out through your nostrils."
Jeffrey Nonken
2020-11-17 01:40:09 +0000 UTCI'm looking forward to the next comic where she is fired and all of her powers go away. :)
FeyOne
2020-11-16 23:54:34 +0000 UTCI'm thinking whoever cleans up the streets in NYC is gonna have a big honkin' stinkin' mess to clean up, cuz there's got to be a big crowd watching this fight, and a large percentage of them just woofed their cookies! O.o
MaxBigfoot
2020-11-16 22:27:47 +0000 UTCWell dang it.
Dave Barrack
2020-11-16 21:49:30 +0000 UTCDave, you continue to come up with new consequences to old super powers. I'm impressed. This is what happens when a *fan* writes... and it's a good thing.
Kevin Wright
2020-11-16 21:45:53 +0000 UTCWow,….that’s taking a Donkey Punch to a new level. favorite personal threat used: I’m gonna rip your head off, and then stump &@#% the ragged hole in your neck!
Kenneth Winkelman
2020-11-16 19:41:05 +0000 UTCThat is...uh...horrifying. And also, marvelously well-rendered. I'm just glad I wasn't eating.
Merle Blue
2020-11-16 19:27:12 +0000 UTCYIKES!
Richard Bennett
2020-11-16 19:16:33 +0000 UTCEveryone who saw that is going to need time to process it.
PSadlon
2020-11-16 17:52:14 +0000 UTCHeh
Daniel Schinhofen
2020-11-16 17:43:36 +0000 UTCsomeone just said "Ich kann dir mal mit Überhöhter Geschwindigkeit ins Gesicht greifen!" Translated to: "I can grab you in the face at high speed!"
BammBamm Rubble
2020-11-16 17:19:25 +0000 UTCI see someone’s watched Beetlejuice recently.
Jack Ponder
2020-11-16 16:59:48 +0000 UTCMight not be that simple, since she has a contract.
Churchill (formerly TeaBear)
2020-11-16 16:30:15 +0000 UTCShould the bottom line "so hard your *head*" not heat?
Ron Jarrell
2020-11-16 16:24:32 +0000 UTCMax needs to tell Captain Thong to fire Hench Wench.
2020-11-16 16:17:14 +0000 UTCNote to self, Amorphous *cannot* be killed by blunt force trauma... Use Piercing or Slashing type weapons, or energy attacks. XD
Dane Filemyr
2020-11-16 16:05:32 +0000 UTCThe old Duke Nukem, "gonna rip off your head and shit in your neck" gag comes to mind, as that is done and then the animation was epic. Reading the newspaper and everything.
Doug Northcote
2020-11-16 16:04:22 +0000 UTCOkay, that legitimately cracked me up. I mean, I was laughing out loud and my wife thought I'd lost it.
JB
2020-11-16 15:45:13 +0000 UTCIt's been a while since I commented on a specific comic, but . . . Why? Why haven't I seen Marvel or DC do this to any of their stretchy heroes? It's absolute comedy genius!
MGH
2020-11-16 15:25:16 +0000 UTCHate to tell you, but the caption says "heat," not "head."
Stephen Gilberg
2020-11-16 15:19:17 +0000 UTCThat's a great gag.
John Fiala
2020-11-16 14:46:29 +0000 UTCOh gods, that’s *hilarious*!
Nicholas Grey
2020-11-16 14:32:57 +0000 UTCEven *Max* looks disturbed
Sario
2020-11-16 14:16:46 +0000 UTCBelieve me when I said, "GAAAAAAAH!!!", and then laughed my ass off.
Town Crier
2020-11-16 13:26:58 +0000 UTCAwesome job on all the facial expressions!
Philip Kizer
2020-11-16 13:25:46 +0000 UTCMajor 'Beetlejuice' vibe in that fifth panel.
NickG
2020-11-16 12:16:00 +0000 UTCmy favorite, most detailed expression is: "Grab your own d*ck, bend it past the 'taint, and insert into the a**hole. Go f**k yourself."
Phillip Hollweck
2020-11-16 12:13:33 +0000 UTCOkay, honest question here for y'all: if she had punched him from the *front* and his face had contracted around her fist so hard that his eyeballs slid across her forearm..... would she have felt *more* or *less* sick?
Tim
2020-11-16 11:55:13 +0000 UTCTaking “wrapped around her little finger” to a whole ‘nother level!
Andrew
2020-11-16 11:47:11 +0000 UTCPanel 6 is destined for meme greatness.
akrasia
2020-11-16 11:31:42 +0000 UTCTypo on the bottom text? Head/Heat?
Justaguy
2020-11-16 11:18:34 +0000 UTCI'll kick your ass so hard, your grandkids'll be sore in the morning.
Ascender
2020-11-16 11:14:46 +0000 UTCI can't stop laughing. 😂 I'm actually completely dry right now on over the top insults/threats, but I'm having a philosophical debate with a buddy of mine about how to take down henchwench. If she gains power from her employer(s), does terminating her contract restore her to neutral? And if she could be made to see the error of her ways, and join Arc, does she then gain everyone's powers? (imagine a stretchable Maxima that can "clone" herself five times, have the power of gestalt and... Yea you get the picture?)
Whoriar
2020-11-16 11:10:34 +0000 UTCBest representation of flexibility/elasticity powers ever
Brandon Pio
2020-11-16 11:08:47 +0000 UTC"Whatever you're reaching for better be a sandwich because you're gonna have to eat it."
L Pedersen
2020-11-16 11:08:01 +0000 UTCI will punch you so hard any kids you have in the future will piss themselves on the anniversary of this day. Or I will hit you so hard it'll travel back in time and kill your parents!
Stan
2020-11-16 11:06:14 +0000 UTC
