Grrl Power #952 - Puns are the dangerest form of humor
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Military training montage! For a given definition of "military" and "montage." And "training" if I'm honest.
The number of times any given instructor has fantasized about This-Is-Sparta-ing some obnoxious trainee is definitely not zero. This is the primary advantage of working with supers. Achilles especially can be used as a frustration pressure valve. If you ever need to just stab someone or break a printer over a head, it's got to be very therapeutic to know that you can, whether you actually ever do it or not. It's also probably not very satisfying to stab Achilles, cause it doesn't have ANY effect beyond slightly nudging him. No "hey, quit it." or even "That tickles." He's fully on board, and then he sticks the knife between his teeth does a flying faceplant into a curb to see if he can break the blade.
Comments
If I hd feather falling I would definitely fuck about with it like this
SheepFace2000
2021-06-12 08:45:29 +0000 UTCAh yes! Fun with puns and feather fall. How very light hearted. 😏
D.A. Lamont
2021-06-11 14:37:55 +0000 UTCyep, that pun was Sooo bad, I nearly considered cancelling my patreon account and never visiting the comic again. I am afraid I'll catch terminal punnitiis
Martin Croft
2021-06-11 05:11:20 +0000 UTCI missed the gags from the early strips, so this was gold. I'm a simple girl. Can anyone belch "Kamala Harris" really loudly?
Lia
2021-06-11 00:58:15 +0000 UTCI would imagine they still check to determine you did it properly (outside just telling you if you fall, you fail).
PSadlon
2021-06-10 17:33:20 +0000 UTCI have to wonder if they will have her doing airborne training exercises. Similar redundancies there and you get the bonus of joke related to HALO jump stuff.
PSadlon
2021-06-10 17:25:29 +0000 UTCHmm. I take it that the military no longer just gives you a rope and teaches you how to tie your own harness?
Town Crier
2021-06-10 11:46:26 +0000 UTCThat made me laugh, had to wipe a few tears away
Daniel Schinhofen
2021-06-10 11:24:34 +0000 UTCBeing unable to fall may sometimes be UNhelpful. Can Syd turn that on/off as a default? (not just with that orb in hand).
akrasia
2021-06-10 11:05:27 +0000 UTCIt must be nice for the normal soldiers to be able to spar and not have to hold back. Hmm. So if featherfall is a passive attribute, what would happen if Sydney were to hold the orb but not use it? Would it go active and let her fall normally until told to do otherwise?
Marc Vun Kannon
2021-06-10 10:29:02 +0000 UTC"I'm going to get them to put a window up here so I can defenestrate you properly."
Damaged
2021-06-10 10:12:45 +0000 UTCSydney: So how did they rope you into this? *cue Yeet 2: Electric Boogaloo*
John Aldridge
2021-06-10 10:06:15 +0000 UTC
