davebarrack

Grrl Power #1054 - Operation dessert storm

Added 2022-06-02 10:00:05 +0000 UTC

Thank you for the support! You guys are awesome!

If you plant the mini-bananas, would they grow mini-banana trees? Trick question! Bananas don't have seeds! That's weird to think about - all bananas are seedless. At least the modern commercially available banana is seedless. That and we're one banana flu away from bananapocolypse. Apparently the O.G. banana looked more like okra and had dark seeds all up in them and looked really gross.

A bunch of you mentioned the name "Darude" in the comments, so I guess I'm not as original as I thought, hah hah. But really, what do you call a guy who can turn into a sandstorm? Easifat ramlia seems to be Arabic for sandstorm, at least according to google translate, but the guy probably has a less apto-supranymy name and goes by something more poetic, like Wrath of the Desert or something.

Most people don't get to beta test their wishes, but Parfait has yet to actually successfully grant a wish. She's only been able to use the ability since Tom "enslaved" her, and it's been less than three days. Also, Tom, being reasonably opportunistic, probably isn't going to let Parfait start handing out wishes for free.

I've decided that whatever tech the team has in their chokers >cough< I mean tactical throat mics also includes a way to hear that doesn't include some sort of ear piece, with or without the coiled cord attachment that I always forget to draw. Just assume they have some sort of bone conduction earphone that's concealed under hairlines or something. That or someone figured out how to make it work up through the bones in the neck despite all that spongy cartilage in the way.