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Grrl Power #1126 - Don't tug on Maxima's hair…

Added 2023-02-09 11:00:03 +0000 UTC

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Salesgirl: Hello and welcome to SuperMart, how can I help you?
Maxima: Yes, I need a hair tie that can withstand at least 300 gravities.
Salesgirl: I see. Can your hair withstand 300 gravities?
Maxima: It can.
Salesgirl: Goodness. I don't suppose you need a hairbrush that can withstand hair that can withstand 300 gravities?
Maxima: Huh, I hadn't thought about that. Sure, why not?
Salesgirl: And perhaps some hairspray with similar characteristics?
Maxima: My question is how would you get that out of your hair?
Salesgirl: I... hmm. I have no idea. It's mostly a mix of epoxy and kevlar. I suppose there might be a solvent?
Maxima: I think that kind of solvent would work equally well on the hair itself.
Salesgirl: Yes, perhaps that would be something you would give as a gift first. To a mortal enemy. Anything else you might need? Perhaps a bra that can withstand 300 gravities?
Maxima: There's no way a bra like that would be comfortable.
Salesgirl: It is technically a tungsten titanium alloy form-fitted cuirass.
Maxima: Well I suppose you wouldn't have to worry about casual jiggles* while going down the stairs in that.
Salesgirl: You do not.
Maxima: I also can't decide if that would be easier or harder for your boyfriend to get off of you while en route to second base.
Salesgirl: That would depend on whether or not he is equipped with metal shears.