davebarrack

Grrl Power #1259 - Activate sexy chick theme song

Added 2024-05-20 10:00:12 +0000 UTC

Thank you for the support! You guys are awesome!

Max had a "workout top" in her trunk, though the hip huggers probably required a quick flight back to her closet.

And before you ask, yes, she is using about 10-6 of her flight power to make her hair just a teensy bit "underwatery." So she's not really entering in slow motion while her "Sexy Chick Theme Song" plays, but it kind of looks like it.

I'm not sure what Maxima's sexy chick song is. Sydney has Bad to the Bone set as Maxima's ringtone, but Brick House by the Commodores would be totally appropriate as well, or some custom march like Oren Ishii got. What wouldn't work for her is some straight up sexy song, like Foxy Lady. What Maxima really needs is a song like Bad, Bad Leroy Brown, but to my knowledge, there really aren't any songs about women who a badder than a junkyard dog and are therefore awesome, and not psychos who key your car, Carrie. Maybe there's some sea shanty about the girl waiting for a sailor at port who drinks dwarves under the table and brawls with pirates, but if so, it's probably not a "sexy" song. Sexy songs need electric guitar. Songs that are too sexy need saxophone.